*heh heh* I don't own Inuyasha, and if I did I would not be living with my
parents and I would've bought a machine to make Inuyasha real and I
would've run off to the forest with him ages ago.
Plus: I do not use any Japanese words or suffixes as I do not understand them AT ALL (except for Youkai and Hanyou). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha, What Is Wrong With You? Chapter One: Inuyasha's a GIRL!!!!!!
I am Inuyasha. I am a half dog demon from the Feudal Era. I have fuzzy wuzzy dog ears girls insist upon playing with. I have fangs and claws and- Well, you people know what I look like and junk, if you're willingly reading this. As far as I know, the chapter title is totally wrong and I am a boy. A man. A demon. Whatever. Well, anyway, this is my bizarre story.
It was a while back. It was the beginning of some month I don't know (thank Kagome for that). Tonight was the night of the new moon. That was knowledge known to me and me only at the time, or so I thought.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome addressed the tree she was standing in front of.
"What the heck do you want?" I was up the tree, contemplating what I was supposed to do while I was human. I didn't want Kagome or anyone else to know about my transformation.
"Inuyasha, I see the sky and I know what's going on. Don't worry; the others think that the moon is just hidden by clouds." She was right that they could guess that. It had been a pretty cloudy day to match my mood, and it was still cloudy enough. "C'mon, Inuyasha, let's go to my time before the others find out."
"Oh, fine, I'll go. You'd better not make me do something crazy. Er, please." I added the please to make sure Kagome didn't think I was mad at her or anything. I guess the "er" didn't help, and I knew that immediately after what she said next.
"You ARE going to race me, no matter how crazy, and no matter how much you say 'er, please.'" I wasn't looking at her, but I could tell she was grinning from ear to ear. Seconds later, I heard her laugh uncontrollably. "Come on, or I won't give you any noodles next time I go to my time."
She knew my weakness. I love noodles. I jumped out of the tree and landed perfectly in front of her. "Noodles."I whispered to myself. Kagome giggled and grabbed my hand. She quickly pulled it back when she accidentally came in hard contact with my nonexistent claws. I held my hand in a fist. "Let's race," I said to her. We both began to run and she raced ahead of me for a second.
"PHFFFFTTT!!!! I'm beating you!" She giggled and ran faster. I grabbed her skirt and pulled her behind me before launching to my true speed. Kagome screamed after me, nagging me for pulling her skirt and getting ahead of her. I stopped, only to find her whooshing by me again. I ran after her until we both had reached the well.
"That's me three for this week, and you seven. I need to stop letting you win." I had not slacked off this time, at least I HOPED I hadn't, but somehow she beat me. I forgot that it was because I wasn't as fast as normal when I was human.
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"I wonder where Kagome and Inuyasha are?" Sango and Miroku were sitting around a campfire with Shippo nearby bouncing back and forth over their heads. Sango had spoken. Miroku, however, was the only one not paying attention.
"Miroku?" Shippo waved his little fox hand in front of Miroku's face. "Hello? Do you have a brain?"
"Of course I do, leave me alone!! I need to think!" Miroku snapped out of his little trance and screamed at Shippo. "Oh, and Sango, I do not know where Kagome and Inuyasha are. In fact, that is what I was thinking about."
"Hmm." Sango began to think about their location as well. Shippo began to think about food. And bunnies. And duckies. That's Shippo, I tell you.
"Mmmmm.. Food.." Shippo stared at his empty hands and then began to catch imaginary butterflies and eat them. "Ooh, here's a hamburgerfly. Ooh, a French fly. YIPPEE!! An ICE CREAM FLY!!!!!!" He disturbed both Miroku and Sango at this.
"SHIPPO!!! SHUT UP!!!" they said together.
"Yipes! Sorry. I'm hungry. Spinach fly. Yuck." Shippo sat down and stared at his feet. He couldn't resist. He started trying to eat the dirt.
"Shippo, you're going to get sick!" Sango almost flew over to him and handed him a sandwich. "Here, idiot, take this. I'll be right back." She jumped up and seemed to bounce to her stuff.
"What are you planning to do, Sango?" Miroku looked up from his thoughts. "Sango? Hello? Where are you going?" Sango was picking up her boomerang. She looked angry and confused at the same time, while also deep in thought.
"I'm going to look for Inuyasha and Kagome." She left the camp without another word.
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I landed in Kagome's side of the well just before she did. She appeared next to me and we climbed out together. She opened the door to the outside and we walked out into the cool night air.
"Inuyasha, come here. Is that wound from yesterday still there?" She started to take off my shirt. I didn't like that.
"YIPES!! Get off me! No, it's healed. Don't do that again!" I snapped at her impatiently. "I just want to get inside and eat some noodles."
"OK, fine. Noodles it is." She walked to her house with me close behind. Her mother apparently heard us coming and opened the door just before we came within a meter of the door.
"Kagome, Inuyasha. Er. Is that Inuyasha?" Kagome's mother looked confused. This reminded me that I was still human.
"Uh, Mom? Tonight is the night where Inuyasha turns human and I thought maybe he could stay the night with us?" Kagome looked at her mom hopefully and I did my best lost-puppy-dog face.
"Of course Inuyasha can stay here. Why don't you run upstairs and run Inuyasha a bath, Kagome? I can get him some cleaner clothes for him and he can wash his clothes later." Kagome nodded. "Kagome, you can nap for a minute while Inuyasha bathes, alright?" Kagome nodded again and walked inside. I followed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Should I end here? No, it doesn't let the chapter name come out.. OK, I'll keep going in the morning or something. (thirty seven hours later) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The bath was soothing. It had the perfect temperature. I relaxed, only worrying about Kagome or her mom walking in. I thought about what I was going to do as the night went on. I decided to get out and get dressed. I knew I wasn't about to wash my clothes. I don't like washing my clothes. I decided I would just wear the clothes Kagome's mom left for me anyway.
I dried off, brushing out my hair so Kagome wouldn't have to, and I put on the clothes Mom left out. She gave me leather pants, leather boots, a white tee-shirt, a leather jacket (by the way everything is black except the shirt), a pair of sunglasses, and a Seattle Mariners baseball cap. Everything fit perfectly. I walked out of the bathroom and sniffed for Kagome.
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"Where could they be?" Sango was talking to herself as she roamed the forest, searching and not searching for Kagome and me. "Huh?" She looked up at the sky and saw that the clouds had parted. There never was a moon that night. As she realized this and what it meant, she raced in what she thought was the general direction of the camp. She wasn't right. She was lost.
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"I wonder where Sango went?" Miroku said to himself. Shippo was happily munching the sandwich Sango had given him earlier.
"I don't know, but I wish she'd come back so I can have more sandwiches," Shippo replied. He didn't notice when Miroku hid the bag of sandwiches earlier, and Miroku had a funny idea.
"Let me show you a magic trick I learned, Shippo," he said to the little fox. He pulled a sandwich out of the bag and hid it up his sleeve. He did some dramatic performance, saying magic words and junk, until finally he "magically" pulled the sandwich out. "Tuh-duh!"
"OOOOHHHHH!!!!! YUMMY!!!!!" Shippo bounced up and down, begging for the sandwich. Miroku held the sandwich up high.
"Turn into a pretty girl and I'll give you the sandwich."
Shippo was surprised and not surprised at the same time. Seconds later, Miroku heard a "pop!" and Shippo was replaced with Kagome.
"That's prettier than I expected, Shippo." He gave "Kagome" the sandwich and, with another "pop", Kagome was back to Shippo. "I just want to know where Sango is, I guess."
POP!
"Huh?" Miroku turned to Shippo, only to find Sango staring back at him. "Shippo, don't do that to me!"
POP!
"You party pooper!!!!" Shippo bounced onto Miroku's head and slapped him everywhere. "Take that! And THAT!"
"You are so stupid, Shippo. Don't you know I'm already used to this treatment?" Miroku sighed and laid down on the ground. Shippo fell off his head. "I just want to know where Sango is." And with that, he fell asleep.
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"Kagome?" I sniffed around the house for her. I finally found her talking to her mom in her brother's room. "Hi, I'm done with my bath. Um, is there anything you want some help with later, Mrs. Higarashi?" I don't know if I spelled that right, sorry.
"No, Inuyasha, I just want you to get some rest. I'll make a nice dinner. Kagome was just telling me how much you like noodles. I could make a big noodle dinner if you want me to." Kagome's mom smiled. My heart leaped with joy. I could feel it bouncing around, saying 'where's the noodles, where's the noodles?'
"Thank you, Mrs.. I'd really like that!" Understatement of the century. I would LOVE it.
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"Where is camp????" Panic was setting in to Sango's system. "Oh, no. I'm lost." She searched around for something familiar. "I think I've seen that tree before. Am I going in circles?" She noticed the path was curved. How long had she been going like that? Three minutes? An hour? She didn't know. She was still totally lost.
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"La, la, la." I skipped around Kagome's house, outside. I didn't know why, I just felt like skipping. I twirled my hair and sang a stupid little song. My hair was black as the sky above me, with no moon in sight. My song was about flowers. I sang until I couldn't come up with another rhyme. Then I switched to singing about the sun and how happy it looked. I sang and sang and sang.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome's head peeked out of her window. I stopped dancing and looked up at her. "What are you doing besides keeping me awake?"
"I don't know. I guess I'm just singing and dancing." My voice seemed a little higher. It was strange to hear a different voice than mine come from my mouth. I continued dancing, and I started singing about happy little bunnies. Kagome looked at me with sharply raised eyebrows and sighed. She watched me sing until I switched to singing about birds. Then she shut her window.
I stopped singing and just danced. I twirled about with no point whatsoever. I skipped and jumped and did the bunny hop and then skipped some more. I picked flowers and put them in my hair. I made a daisy chain. I found a doll and played with it, dressing it up with leaves and other things I could use for clothes. I went inside Kagome's house and took my fire rat robe out. I found some sewing and cutting supplies and brought them all outside. I made my robe into a dress. I tore apart my old white inner shirt and used the material to make frills on my dress. I put it on.
The dress was strapless and fit up onto things that grew onto my chest somehow. They were big. I danced around in my new dress. I called up to Kagome's room. She didn't answer me. I was kind of sad. I snuck up into her mom's room and stole some makeup. I put it on without any trouble. The knowledge of how to put it on sort of popped into my head. I liked it. I looked pretty.
I decided to get some sleep. I didn't want to sleep outside, so I went inside and slept on the couch. I slept wonderfully. Images of flowers and tea parties flashed across my mind.
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"Look, Shippo, the clouds are apart! There wasn't a moon at all!" Miroku and Shippo were out looking for Sango. "That means Inuyasha is human tonight."
POP!
Shippo turned into me as a human except with a fluffy tail.
"Shippo, your tail is still there." Miroku sighed and rolled his eyes. Shippo seemed to love transforming at the moment. Miroku continued walking through the forest, leaving a trail behind him by digging his staff into the ground and making a track. He heard popping behind him quite frequently. He turned around to see Shippo as a pretty girl, Shippo as an elephant with a fluffy tail, and Shippo as normal me with a blue robe.
"Miroku, can I try to transform into you? I haven't perfected it yet." He transformed into Miroku except with a big fluffy tail and pointy ears. "This is a disappointment." He popped back to himself and looked at the ground. He followed Miroku without saying anything more.
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"Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at my sleeping figure on the couch. "Is that you? Wake up!" Why does this girl look so much like Inuyasha? Kagome thought. I woke up slowly and yawned politely. Kagome looked at me all funny.
"What?" My voice was just like a girl's voice now. "I'm Inuyasha, so what?"
Kagome's jaw dropped. I looked surprised. She raised her eyebrow. I giggled. She prodded my cheek. I poked her nose. She touched my lip. I pulled her ear. She gasped. I asked her a simple question.
"Will you braid my hair?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ha, ha! I'll leave you there for now. REVIEW!!!!
Plus: I do not use any Japanese words or suffixes as I do not understand them AT ALL (except for Youkai and Hanyou). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha, What Is Wrong With You? Chapter One: Inuyasha's a GIRL!!!!!!
I am Inuyasha. I am a half dog demon from the Feudal Era. I have fuzzy wuzzy dog ears girls insist upon playing with. I have fangs and claws and- Well, you people know what I look like and junk, if you're willingly reading this. As far as I know, the chapter title is totally wrong and I am a boy. A man. A demon. Whatever. Well, anyway, this is my bizarre story.
It was a while back. It was the beginning of some month I don't know (thank Kagome for that). Tonight was the night of the new moon. That was knowledge known to me and me only at the time, or so I thought.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome addressed the tree she was standing in front of.
"What the heck do you want?" I was up the tree, contemplating what I was supposed to do while I was human. I didn't want Kagome or anyone else to know about my transformation.
"Inuyasha, I see the sky and I know what's going on. Don't worry; the others think that the moon is just hidden by clouds." She was right that they could guess that. It had been a pretty cloudy day to match my mood, and it was still cloudy enough. "C'mon, Inuyasha, let's go to my time before the others find out."
"Oh, fine, I'll go. You'd better not make me do something crazy. Er, please." I added the please to make sure Kagome didn't think I was mad at her or anything. I guess the "er" didn't help, and I knew that immediately after what she said next.
"You ARE going to race me, no matter how crazy, and no matter how much you say 'er, please.'" I wasn't looking at her, but I could tell she was grinning from ear to ear. Seconds later, I heard her laugh uncontrollably. "Come on, or I won't give you any noodles next time I go to my time."
She knew my weakness. I love noodles. I jumped out of the tree and landed perfectly in front of her. "Noodles."I whispered to myself. Kagome giggled and grabbed my hand. She quickly pulled it back when she accidentally came in hard contact with my nonexistent claws. I held my hand in a fist. "Let's race," I said to her. We both began to run and she raced ahead of me for a second.
"PHFFFFTTT!!!! I'm beating you!" She giggled and ran faster. I grabbed her skirt and pulled her behind me before launching to my true speed. Kagome screamed after me, nagging me for pulling her skirt and getting ahead of her. I stopped, only to find her whooshing by me again. I ran after her until we both had reached the well.
"That's me three for this week, and you seven. I need to stop letting you win." I had not slacked off this time, at least I HOPED I hadn't, but somehow she beat me. I forgot that it was because I wasn't as fast as normal when I was human.
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"I wonder where Kagome and Inuyasha are?" Sango and Miroku were sitting around a campfire with Shippo nearby bouncing back and forth over their heads. Sango had spoken. Miroku, however, was the only one not paying attention.
"Miroku?" Shippo waved his little fox hand in front of Miroku's face. "Hello? Do you have a brain?"
"Of course I do, leave me alone!! I need to think!" Miroku snapped out of his little trance and screamed at Shippo. "Oh, and Sango, I do not know where Kagome and Inuyasha are. In fact, that is what I was thinking about."
"Hmm." Sango began to think about their location as well. Shippo began to think about food. And bunnies. And duckies. That's Shippo, I tell you.
"Mmmmm.. Food.." Shippo stared at his empty hands and then began to catch imaginary butterflies and eat them. "Ooh, here's a hamburgerfly. Ooh, a French fly. YIPPEE!! An ICE CREAM FLY!!!!!!" He disturbed both Miroku and Sango at this.
"SHIPPO!!! SHUT UP!!!" they said together.
"Yipes! Sorry. I'm hungry. Spinach fly. Yuck." Shippo sat down and stared at his feet. He couldn't resist. He started trying to eat the dirt.
"Shippo, you're going to get sick!" Sango almost flew over to him and handed him a sandwich. "Here, idiot, take this. I'll be right back." She jumped up and seemed to bounce to her stuff.
"What are you planning to do, Sango?" Miroku looked up from his thoughts. "Sango? Hello? Where are you going?" Sango was picking up her boomerang. She looked angry and confused at the same time, while also deep in thought.
"I'm going to look for Inuyasha and Kagome." She left the camp without another word.
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I landed in Kagome's side of the well just before she did. She appeared next to me and we climbed out together. She opened the door to the outside and we walked out into the cool night air.
"Inuyasha, come here. Is that wound from yesterday still there?" She started to take off my shirt. I didn't like that.
"YIPES!! Get off me! No, it's healed. Don't do that again!" I snapped at her impatiently. "I just want to get inside and eat some noodles."
"OK, fine. Noodles it is." She walked to her house with me close behind. Her mother apparently heard us coming and opened the door just before we came within a meter of the door.
"Kagome, Inuyasha. Er. Is that Inuyasha?" Kagome's mother looked confused. This reminded me that I was still human.
"Uh, Mom? Tonight is the night where Inuyasha turns human and I thought maybe he could stay the night with us?" Kagome looked at her mom hopefully and I did my best lost-puppy-dog face.
"Of course Inuyasha can stay here. Why don't you run upstairs and run Inuyasha a bath, Kagome? I can get him some cleaner clothes for him and he can wash his clothes later." Kagome nodded. "Kagome, you can nap for a minute while Inuyasha bathes, alright?" Kagome nodded again and walked inside. I followed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Should I end here? No, it doesn't let the chapter name come out.. OK, I'll keep going in the morning or something. (thirty seven hours later) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The bath was soothing. It had the perfect temperature. I relaxed, only worrying about Kagome or her mom walking in. I thought about what I was going to do as the night went on. I decided to get out and get dressed. I knew I wasn't about to wash my clothes. I don't like washing my clothes. I decided I would just wear the clothes Kagome's mom left for me anyway.
I dried off, brushing out my hair so Kagome wouldn't have to, and I put on the clothes Mom left out. She gave me leather pants, leather boots, a white tee-shirt, a leather jacket (by the way everything is black except the shirt), a pair of sunglasses, and a Seattle Mariners baseball cap. Everything fit perfectly. I walked out of the bathroom and sniffed for Kagome.
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"Where could they be?" Sango was talking to herself as she roamed the forest, searching and not searching for Kagome and me. "Huh?" She looked up at the sky and saw that the clouds had parted. There never was a moon that night. As she realized this and what it meant, she raced in what she thought was the general direction of the camp. She wasn't right. She was lost.
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"I wonder where Sango went?" Miroku said to himself. Shippo was happily munching the sandwich Sango had given him earlier.
"I don't know, but I wish she'd come back so I can have more sandwiches," Shippo replied. He didn't notice when Miroku hid the bag of sandwiches earlier, and Miroku had a funny idea.
"Let me show you a magic trick I learned, Shippo," he said to the little fox. He pulled a sandwich out of the bag and hid it up his sleeve. He did some dramatic performance, saying magic words and junk, until finally he "magically" pulled the sandwich out. "Tuh-duh!"
"OOOOHHHHH!!!!! YUMMY!!!!!" Shippo bounced up and down, begging for the sandwich. Miroku held the sandwich up high.
"Turn into a pretty girl and I'll give you the sandwich."
Shippo was surprised and not surprised at the same time. Seconds later, Miroku heard a "pop!" and Shippo was replaced with Kagome.
"That's prettier than I expected, Shippo." He gave "Kagome" the sandwich and, with another "pop", Kagome was back to Shippo. "I just want to know where Sango is, I guess."
POP!
"Huh?" Miroku turned to Shippo, only to find Sango staring back at him. "Shippo, don't do that to me!"
POP!
"You party pooper!!!!" Shippo bounced onto Miroku's head and slapped him everywhere. "Take that! And THAT!"
"You are so stupid, Shippo. Don't you know I'm already used to this treatment?" Miroku sighed and laid down on the ground. Shippo fell off his head. "I just want to know where Sango is." And with that, he fell asleep.
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"Kagome?" I sniffed around the house for her. I finally found her talking to her mom in her brother's room. "Hi, I'm done with my bath. Um, is there anything you want some help with later, Mrs. Higarashi?" I don't know if I spelled that right, sorry.
"No, Inuyasha, I just want you to get some rest. I'll make a nice dinner. Kagome was just telling me how much you like noodles. I could make a big noodle dinner if you want me to." Kagome's mom smiled. My heart leaped with joy. I could feel it bouncing around, saying 'where's the noodles, where's the noodles?'
"Thank you, Mrs.. I'd really like that!" Understatement of the century. I would LOVE it.
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"Where is camp????" Panic was setting in to Sango's system. "Oh, no. I'm lost." She searched around for something familiar. "I think I've seen that tree before. Am I going in circles?" She noticed the path was curved. How long had she been going like that? Three minutes? An hour? She didn't know. She was still totally lost.
~
"La, la, la." I skipped around Kagome's house, outside. I didn't know why, I just felt like skipping. I twirled my hair and sang a stupid little song. My hair was black as the sky above me, with no moon in sight. My song was about flowers. I sang until I couldn't come up with another rhyme. Then I switched to singing about the sun and how happy it looked. I sang and sang and sang.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome's head peeked out of her window. I stopped dancing and looked up at her. "What are you doing besides keeping me awake?"
"I don't know. I guess I'm just singing and dancing." My voice seemed a little higher. It was strange to hear a different voice than mine come from my mouth. I continued dancing, and I started singing about happy little bunnies. Kagome looked at me with sharply raised eyebrows and sighed. She watched me sing until I switched to singing about birds. Then she shut her window.
I stopped singing and just danced. I twirled about with no point whatsoever. I skipped and jumped and did the bunny hop and then skipped some more. I picked flowers and put them in my hair. I made a daisy chain. I found a doll and played with it, dressing it up with leaves and other things I could use for clothes. I went inside Kagome's house and took my fire rat robe out. I found some sewing and cutting supplies and brought them all outside. I made my robe into a dress. I tore apart my old white inner shirt and used the material to make frills on my dress. I put it on.
The dress was strapless and fit up onto things that grew onto my chest somehow. They were big. I danced around in my new dress. I called up to Kagome's room. She didn't answer me. I was kind of sad. I snuck up into her mom's room and stole some makeup. I put it on without any trouble. The knowledge of how to put it on sort of popped into my head. I liked it. I looked pretty.
I decided to get some sleep. I didn't want to sleep outside, so I went inside and slept on the couch. I slept wonderfully. Images of flowers and tea parties flashed across my mind.
~
"Look, Shippo, the clouds are apart! There wasn't a moon at all!" Miroku and Shippo were out looking for Sango. "That means Inuyasha is human tonight."
POP!
Shippo turned into me as a human except with a fluffy tail.
"Shippo, your tail is still there." Miroku sighed and rolled his eyes. Shippo seemed to love transforming at the moment. Miroku continued walking through the forest, leaving a trail behind him by digging his staff into the ground and making a track. He heard popping behind him quite frequently. He turned around to see Shippo as a pretty girl, Shippo as an elephant with a fluffy tail, and Shippo as normal me with a blue robe.
"Miroku, can I try to transform into you? I haven't perfected it yet." He transformed into Miroku except with a big fluffy tail and pointy ears. "This is a disappointment." He popped back to himself and looked at the ground. He followed Miroku without saying anything more.
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"Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at my sleeping figure on the couch. "Is that you? Wake up!" Why does this girl look so much like Inuyasha? Kagome thought. I woke up slowly and yawned politely. Kagome looked at me all funny.
"What?" My voice was just like a girl's voice now. "I'm Inuyasha, so what?"
Kagome's jaw dropped. I looked surprised. She raised her eyebrow. I giggled. She prodded my cheek. I poked her nose. She touched my lip. I pulled her ear. She gasped. I asked her a simple question.
"Will you braid my hair?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ha, ha! I'll leave you there for now. REVIEW!!!!