Haarii-chan: Minna-sama!!!! Ogenki desu ka? Watashi ha totemo teinousha desu kedo, minna-sama ha sugoi deshou. Soshite, kore ha watashi no atarashi fan fiction desu.
Allen-kun: Ano sumimasen Haarii-chan demo…
Haarii-chan: Nani sore Allen-kun?
Haji-kun: Minna-sama ha Nihongo wo wakarimasen deshita.
Haarii-chan: Hontou desu ka? UAAAAA!!!!! Gomenasai minna-sama!!! Watashi ha totemo baka-baka-shi desu!!!! *AHEM* Everyone!!!! How are you? I'm such a moron, but everyone is amazing, right? Also, this is my new fan fiction! I'm such an idiot! Not all of you speak Japanese, right? Of course I'm right! Sorry. Anyway, I know I'm supposed to be writing for my other fictions, but I can't sleep with this idea still in my head. It's killing me!!!
Goku-kun: Poor Haarii-chan. *nibbles on Orange-flavored Pocky*
Allen-kun: I agree. *eats a Strawberry-flavored Pocky*
Haji-kun: Very true. *chews on Men's Pocky (aka dark chocolate)*
Haarii-chan: Arigatou, AK! I mean thank you. By the way *pokes pointer fingers together* I, uh, got a new brother for you guys.
All: Who?! Will we approve of him?! Is he good enough for you?! DETAILS!!!!!
Haarii-chan: Well, I think you'll like him. He's not a very big character in the main story plot, but he is well loved in the fan fiction world…
All: Who is it?
Haarii-chan: *blushes crimson* Minato Namikaze.
Minato-kun: Hey everyone! I'm Minato.
Allen-kun: O.o Him? Oh, for a second there, I thought you were bringing in that Dark Mousy person. *shudders* He's too much of a playboy.
Haarii-chan: I thought about that, but Daisuke-kun needs him more than I do.
Allen-kun: *twitches again*
Goku-kun: I can live with this. Welcome to the family Minato!
Minato-kun: *blushes* Thank you?
Haji-kun: It'll be good to have another little brother.
Minato-kun: *twitches* Little brother? I'll have you know I'm well into my twenties. You can't be older than nineteen.
Haarii-chan: Actually, Haji-kun is over one hundred; Goku-kun is about fifty I think. But Allen-kun is seventeen like me! At least, I think he is… can't really remember. Anyway, by joining my family, you're now the third oldest. Or second youngest. Depends on what you prefer.
Minato-kun: Well, this is unexpected… so, what are the rooming arrangements?
Haarii-chan: Umm, every one of you gets to sleep in big brother's former room. It's right next to mine.
Haji-kun: Before you ask, since Haarii-chan is still a minor until next year, we all have to sleep in a separate room.
Allen-kun: It's not too bad. After all, Haji doesn't sleep, so you can have his bed.
Minato-kun: You don't sleep?! How can you not sleep?!
Haji-kun: *shrugs shoulders* My body does not require sleep or food. So, while I can sleep and eat, I prefer not to. It's unnecessary.
Minato-kun: Jeez, what are you, some kind of vampire?
Haarii-chan: Actually, Haji-kun is a Chevalier, so his is kinda like a vampire because he needs to drink blood, but that's about it.
Allen-kun: Um, Haarii-chan, I thought you were writing a fan fiction?
Haarii-chan: Allen-kun is right! We'll continue this conversation later! Minato-kun, since this is your first fan fiction with us, why don't you do the disclaimer?
Minato-kun: Okay. Haarii-chan does not own Blood+; -Man; DB/Z/GT; or Naruto/Shippuden. She owns any OC's unless given permission to borrow by another author, this story line and fluff, and that's about it. Do I get a cookie now?
Haarii-chan: Sorry, no cookies. But I have plenty of Pocky you can have. Ramen is in the kitchen.
Minato-kun: Sweetness!!! *kisses me*
Allen-kun, Goku-kun, Haji-kun: Our turn!
Haarii-chan: Umm… be gentle?
"Talking"
'thinking'
Flashback no Jutsu!!
Voice talking inside the head (aka Minato, etc)
"Bijuu talking"
Time skip
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Sarutobi was having a difficult three weeks. First, team seven had finished all the D-rank missions for the week thanks to Naruto's use of the Kage Bushin no Jutsu. And it was only Tuesday. Second, when he gave team seven a C-rank mission, it turned into an A-rank mission. And now, the prank-master himself was standing in front of Sarutobi, calling him Hokage-sama. That could only mean one thing: the genjutsu on Konoha's two most powerful and versatile ANBU was breaking. And he could do nothing to stop it. It really was a surprise that it lasted for twelve years.
"Hokage-sama, please pay attention to me!" The whiskered boy beseeched the elderly leader. Sarutobi returned his gaze to the blonde before him. Small, almost unnoticeable changes were starting to take place: his hair was a slightly darker shade, going from bright yellow to a golden shine that would make his sire proud; he was about a good inch taller and his body was losing the baby fat that made the child so innocent looking; his whiskers birthmarks were becoming darker. And, if Sarutobi was being thorough, the boy's chakra levels were steadily rising. Lastly, his voice was dropping slightly and his canines were more feral, like an Inuzuka's, but more, well, foxy.
"I see you Naruto-kun. What's wrong?"
The boy huffed slightly, but he stood straight, his hand twitching slightly.
"It's breaking. I'll give it a week at least. Mark my words: it'll be broken before the Chuunin Exams get here. And the cravings are starting to show up again. Do you know how long it's been since I've touched her?! I'm going crazy here!"
"I understand Naruto-kun and I am sorry, but try to hang on a little longer. Speaking of cravings, how is your lovely lady doing?" The Hokage asked with genuine interest. He watched as the boy's expression turned from annoyance to joy to shame within a matter of milliseconds.
"She's trying, but it's getting harder and harder to hold back- for both of us really- especially when we have to spar with those who are supposed to be stronger than us. I'm sorry we aren't in better control, but, with our special relationship and all, the genjutsu was the only thing that kept us a bay for so long. Kurenai thinks that she's slowly coming out of her shell and gaining confidence, but we both know the real reason. Please, can we at least get a joint team spar? I NEED to touch her. She's my mate and we haven't even held hands in a couple of years. YEARS Hokage-sama!!!"
"Naruto-kun, what would you do for me if you where allowed a team spar with team eight? How would I know I made the right decision?" Sarutobi asked, silently begging the boy to give him the long sought answer to the paperwork problem.
"Fine; you win Hokage-sama, but only because I can't take this anymore. The secret to the paperwork problem is Kage Bushin no Jutsu. Anything the Bushin does, you will know once it dispels."
"Seriously? You mean to tell me that the solution to the paperwork that has haunted every Hokage since the beginning was that easy? And they call me the professor, hmph! Kami-sama, I'm such a baka. Alright, team seven and team eight will have three joint practices. Anything else you need?"
The blonde thought for a bit before asking,
"Can I get rid of this jumpsuit? I'm surprised I haven't been dropped in a vat of black paint." The Sandaime laughed, but shook his head.
"Sorry Naruto-kun, but the orange stays. After all, under the genjutsu, you love the thing." Naruto looked at the jumpsuit with obvious disgust. "Anything else?"
"How about the keys to my family compound?"
"No Naruto-kun."
"My family scrolls?"
"No Naruto-kun."
"At least get my godfather to come back and train the living snot out of me! I need a good trainer to whip me into optimal shape." His eyes were now hidden in the shadow of his bangs. "Besides, I miss Jiraiya-sensei," Minato's son whispered.
"None of those are within my power Naruto-kun. I'm sorry, but I need Jiraiya-kun to keep up his spy network. Besides, you already finished Sage training, and, if I heard correctly, you are more competent at it than your sensei. Last time I checked you had mastered Sage Mode and, remind me, who now holds the toad summon contract and shares the monkey, salamander, falcon, and fox summoning contracts? Oh, and who has been trained in the Sage arts of those four summons, not to mention is at least at Kage level? Who was one of the only two to be trained under Sanshouuo-kun(me: I gave Itachi-kun the ANBU mask salamander because salamanders are said to be fire lizards and Sanshouuo means salamander) and who were the ones able to best Salamander Hanzou in a fight at the tender age of ten? Hmm?"
Naruto's left eye was twitching painfully now, joined by his right hand. It would have been funny if the cause wasn't so serious. The aging Kage's eyes glistened in amusement.
"Can you at least increase my allowance and get me some other food besides ramen? I'm so sick of salt with a side of noodles. Besides, both my tenants are complaining about the quality of food I'm being sold and forced to eat." Sarutobi raised an eyebrow at the comment, but let it slide. He folded his withered hands atop the wooden desk and rolled his aching shoulders.
"Those are some things I can do. I'll have Gama drop off groceries later on tonight. Okami will bring by a check tomorrow. Is that all?"
"That is sufficient for now Hokage-sama. Thank you," Naruto said with a bow. He was about to leave when the Hokage called out to him.
"Oh, and Naruto-kun?"
"Hai Sandaime-sama?"
"Are your marks becoming visible?"
"My birth marks are always there Hokage-sama," The boy joked. Sarutobi narrowed his eyes, prompting an acceptable reply from the young shinobi. Said child sighed, rubbing his face with a calloused hand, ". . . no, not yet, but they will within the week. And I can't just cover them up with a bandage. Kakashi-senpai knows how quickly I heal."
"It's Kakashi-sensei, Naruto-kun. But I see your concerns. I'll have a chat with Kakashi-kun later . . . well, good luck, my boy. Also, wear the bandana version of your hitai-ate. Your hair is darker than it was yesterday. Your teammates might not notice, or just not care, but Kakashi-kun will definitely see the difference. We'll get you some new clothes later. The joint practices will start next Monday. I'll inform both of the Jounin instructors. "
"Yes sir, and thank you," Naruto said as he walked out of the office, mumbling under his breath, but clearly enough for the elderly Kage to hear, "I hate being a Genin again."
Sarutobi breathed an agitated sigh before letting out a bitter laugh. Yep, this was definitely a hard three weeks. He deactivated the privacy seal in his office before summoning a Kage Bushin and removing his secret stash of sake and Icha Icha Paradise from his desk.
"Kami bless Jiraiya-kun for his books. If only he didn't have to be away . . . Naruto-kun really needs his Master and godfather."
Naruto leapt over the village rooftops at a break-necking speed, not unlike a seasoned ANBU General. It only took a few moments before he realized that the pace he was going was starting to draw attention, and not the best kind.
"Damn," he cursed under his breath as he slowed to the normal Genin pace, making his leaps sloppier and less focused. He arrived at his small apartment minutes later, entering through the window like he always did. He couldn't remember the last time he walked through the door by choice. It was only because Kakashi insisted that the teammates learn each other's houses that he walked through the doorway a few hours ago. Naruto chuckled at the memory.
(Flashback no Jutsu start!!)
"Ma, we should visit each other's houses so you can find a teammate or pack for a teammate if needed. Most shinobi do this once they reach Chuunin level, but I think after our last mission, it'll be a good idea. We'll start at Sasuke's house, then go to Sakura's, then mine, and finish at Naruto's. Sasuke, please lead the way," Kakashi said with an eye smile.
'SHIT!!! I didn't leave the house dirty! Seriously, curse my need to be spotless,' Naruto started to panic inside his head. That was the first time he noticed the genjutsu breaking. 'Well, fuck me sideways Kyuubi-sensei, Jiji's genjutsu is breaking.' Said Nine-tailed fox started laughing hysterically.
"It's about time Kit. When you can, talk to your Hokage. Our chakras will merging after your sire finishes joining his with yours. You've got about five days before he's finished.'
Sasuke shrugged his shoulders, but lead the group to the Uchiha district. Sakura practically fainted at the idea of going to Sasuke's house and seeing, in her mind, where she'll live after they marry. The house was clean, if a little bare. The group followed Sasuke through the hallways, stopping at every room except the bed rooms.
"Ma, Sasuke, we'll need to see your bedroom. How will we know which room is your and how to get there if you don't show us?" Kakashi asked with an eye smile. Sasuke froze, sweat starting to form on his face, when Naruto spoke up.
"Kakashi-sensei, is that a good idea? Sasuke lost his clan here, so shouldn't we respect his peace and the dead? If we had to, I'm sure we could find his room. It has your name on it doesn't it?" Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded, pleading Kakashi with broken eyes, not that anyone saw, not to make him continue. Kakashi sighed but agreed.
"Alright Sakura, you're up next. Lead the way," he said, snapping Sakura out of her musings. Apparently, they were thinking along similar lines:
'Naruto(-baka) was being considerate of Sasuke(-kun's) feelings? Where is Naruto(-baka) and who is this imposer?!
"Ano, Naruto, you are aware that you just did something nice and of your own free will for Sasuke, right?" Kakashi asked, his hand moving towards his kunai pouch. Naruto noticed the movement but answered anyway.
"It's not that I harbor any warm and fuzzy feelings for the teme, but I know what it's like not to have parents or a clan. I think that everyone deserves some respect for lost loved ones," he said, his voice tired. Kakashi blinked and had to viciously stomp down the feelings to hug and comfort his sensei's beloved son.
The group followed Sakura, ignoring all the nonsense she was squealing and screeching about. Suddenly, Sasuke turned to Naruto and spoke almost too softly for the blonde to hear,
"Thanks Dobe."
Naruto fumed at the nickname, barley managing to ignore the genjutsu's urge for him to scream. Instead, he just smiled his father's carefree grin and continued to follow Sakura. When the group arrived at Sakura's house, her mother greeted them at the door, bowing to Kakashi and Sasuke, but glaring at Naruto. The boy only smiled and bowed to the woman.
"It's a pleasure Haruno-sama. I apologize for my presence, but I must do as my sensei commands. I shall leave as quickly as possible," he said politely, before rushing up to join the others. The rose haired woman blinked before muttering about how the academy standards had dropped to allow the village pariah to join the shinobi program.
Sakura happily showed off her clean room, occasionally moving a book or stuffed animal. Clearly, she was an only child. Naruto looked in awe at the large room.
"Wow Haruno-san you have such a huge room! I've never seen one so big!"
Sakura blushed at the comment, but quickly snapped her head to look at Naruto, along with the others.
"Did Naruto just call me Haruno-san?" Sakura asked Kakashi. Kakashi only nodded, shell-shocked. Even Sasuke stared at the blonde ray of sun-shine. Naruto felt the stares and turned around to find his sensei and teammates staring at him.
"Is there something on my face? Besides the birthmarks of course. Cause if it's the birthmarks, I'm sorry, but they're kinda stuck there."
"Nothing. Let's go to my house," Kakashi said, his had heading towards his kunai pouch again. Naruto visibly flinched at the movement, causing Kakashi to stop. Instead, he grabbed his Icha Icha book and pulled it out. The group left the house, bowing to the house wife and rushing out the door.
Kakashi's house was smaller than Sakura's, only a flat in the shinobi district that was sparsely decorated. He caught Naruto looking longingly at the picture of his former team.
"Ne Kakashi-sensei, who are these people?" Sakura asked, always the nosey one. The Jounin sighed before picking up the picture and pointing out each person.
"This was my team back when I was your age. This is me, Jounin at the age of twelve, Obito Uchiha, Chuunin at age twelve and KIA the day of my Jounin promotion. And yes Sasuke, he gave me his Sharingan before he died. Next is Rin, also a Chuunin at age twelve and medical-nin. She's the one who implanted Obito's eye into me. And last was our sensei, Yondaime Hokage. Do you know his real name? Anyone?"
Sakura thought for about five minutes before saying no. Sasuke only shook his head. When Kakashi looked at Naruto, he could have sworn he heard the boy say Otousan.
"What was that Naruto? You say something?" Naruto quickly looked up, his eyes unguarded for once. Kakashi could see the truth: Naruto knew that this man was his blood relation. And he was proud. The Jounin breathed a sigh of relief.
"His name was Minato Namikaze. Made the Yondaime Hokage of Konoha at the early age of twenty three (me: I'm guessing. If anyone knows, please tell me!!) Also known as the famed 'Yellow Flash' and the only shinobi from Konoha to earn the SS and flee if spotted rank in the Bingo Book before becoming a Kage. He died fighting against the Kyuubi no Kitsune, also known as the Lord of Demons and strongest of the Bijuu, who died as well during the fight twelve years ago."
Kakashi blinked before coughing into his hand and smiling at the blonde.
"That's absolutely correct. Good job Naruto. Now, it's your turn. Lead the way." Naruto paled slightly, but lead the group through the twisting streets until they arrived at the apartment complex Naruto resided in.
"Sorry it took so long. I usually take the roof tops," Uzumaki said as he nervously rubbed the back of his head. Oh, and let me open the door . . . I suggest you clear the way." The other three only blinked before nodding and moving to the sides of the door. Naruto took a deep breath, channeled some chakra into his hands and twisted the knob. Immediately, four kunai and seven shuriken flew at him, making Sakura scream. Naruto only caught the projectiles and stashed them in his respective pouches.
"Naruto, why is your door knob set with trip wire and trapped?" Kakashi asked. Naruto only shrugged as he pushed open the door.
"The door can't lock, so I have to protect what little I have, don't I?" The Jounin nodded and followed the whiskered child through the doorway. Once inside, Sakura's eyes nearly popped out of her head, Sasuke doing only slightly better. Kakashi only chuckled.
The apartment was literally spotless. The floors shined, the patched up sofa and banged up table were well dusted and all wooden surfaces were polished. The two speechless members of team seven just followed Naruto through the small apartment, looking in awe at the state of his kitchen, also sparkling, and his bedroom. The simple bed was made so well, Sakura believed she could bounce a 500 yen coin off it.
"Naruto, did you know that we would be here today?" Kakashi asked. The boy only shook his head and blushed.
"I, uh, like my house to be really clean. Jiji likes to drop in every now and then and I believe that a clean house is a happy house. I guess you could call me a bit of a neat freak," he finished with a laugh.
"I would have never guessed. Um, Naruto, where's your bathroom?" Sakura asked.
"Second door on the left, one door way from the kitchen. Do you want me to show you?"
"No, that's okay," the pink haired girl briskly walked out of the room, her long hair swishing behind her. Naruto removed his vibrant orange jacket and hung it up in the closet.
"Umm, would you like some tea? Jiji gave me some really good quality stuff for my birthday. I could make it really quickly." Sasuke blinked but Kakashi accepted for the two others. Naruto left the room and walked into the kitchen. Kakashi and Sasuke went to sit on the sofa, silently admiring the state of the room and the stitching that was redone on the couch.
"Hey Sasuke-kun, where's Naruto?" Sakura asked as she joined the others in the small living room.
"He went to prepare tea . . . Sakura, would you please let go of my arm?" Sasuke asked with annoyance clear in his voice. Sakura blush but removed her former vise grip from the boy's arm. Naruto walked into the room, setting the tea tray on the table and handing the mismatched cups full of steaming tea to his teammates and sensei.
"Sorry I don't have anything fancier . . . not really allowed to go inside the china store," he apologized. Kakashi nodded in understanding, but the others were confused.
"Not allowed? Why not? You didn't break anything did you?" Sakura asked, trying not to snicker at her own joke. Naruto kept his eyes down cast, but shook his head no. Tears started to prickle behind his eyes, but he blinked them away and replaced them with a grin.
"Alright, that's enough questions. Thank you for the tea Naruto, but I think it's time that we left. Sakura, Sasuke, why don't you two start heading home. I need to talk to Naruto alone for a moment." The Genin nodded, thanked Naruto for the tea, and left. Kakashi turned his attention back to the blonde, noticing the faraway look in his eyes, eyes that should belong to an old war veteran, not an eleven year old child.
"How can I help you Kakashi-sensei?" The boy asked, trying to mask his unease with a cheerful smile.
"Naruto, I want you to be honest with me, okay?"
"Sure Kakashi-sensei. Why wouldn't I be?"
"No reason. Just wanted to know a few things regarding your behavior today. Is there something wrong with the seal?" The blonde only shook his head, hiding his eyes in the shadow of his bangs.
"It's not the seal, Kakashi-sensei. Just trying to be a better shinobi overall. I know that Haru—I mean Sakura-san's mother doesn't approve of her daughter being on the same team as the village demon . . . and seeing that picture of the Yondaime didn't really help," he laughed bitterly, a painful sound to Kakashi's ears.
'Oh Sensei, if only you and Kushina-san didn't die. This boy doesn't deserve this torment.' Kakashi simply pulled the boy into a hug, holding him tightly as his shoulders heaved and heart-retching sobs ripped through his throat. The Copy-nin just sat there, rubbing the wailing boy's back soothingly and whispering comforting words in his ear.
"It's alright Naru-chan; let it out; I'm here; shush now, it's going to be okay."
"No, it won't be okay, Kakashi-sensei! I . . . I *hic* I want my Otousan!" the boy wailed into his teacher's vest.
"I know Naru-chan. Minato-sensei wanted to be here with you. You shouldn't have to go through all this. You know, I was almost adopted by Minato-sensei when I was younger? We could have been brothers . . . wouldn't that have been cool?" The sobbing blonde nodded, hiccupping loudly.
"Kit, your father says he's going to finish joining his chakra to yours tonight. You really need to see the Sandaime. NOW!!"
Suddenly, the boy went still and pried himself out of the older shinobi's arms, his eye dry, but still red and puffy.
"I need to see Hokage-sama. Now." Kakashi's eyes widened slightly at the use of the honorific, before asking,
"Why? What's wrong Naruto?" The boy only stared at him emotionlessly; something that scared Kakashi more than anything. It was the same fear of when his sensei stopped smiling. When the father/son duo stopped smiling and looked at something without some sort of emotion, disaster, panic, destruction, pandemonium, death, and any other terrifying things one could think of would follow. The last time Minato Namikaze stopped smiling in front Kakashi, thousands upon thousands of enemy shinobi lay dead in a matter of seconds. "Naruto, what's wrong?"
Naruto looked away, his voice barely above a whisper and his right hand shaking terribly, and answered,
"It's breaking." Then he practically disappeared from his house, leaving a small trail of yellow light behind him, heading towards the Hokage tower.
(End of Flashback no Jutsu!!)
Naruto returned to his living room to find Kakashi still sitting on the couch, gripping the tea cup hard enough to turn his knuckles white.
"Kakashi-sensei, I'm sorry for running out like that, but I really needed to see Hokage-sama."
"Naruto, are you okay now? Is the seal still breaking?" Hysteria laced the elder's voice. Naruto blinked before shaking his head.
"No sir. The Hokage pushed Kyuubi back down, but just barely. I'm sorry sir, but I really need to be alone. Can . . . will . . . um . . ."
The Copy-Cat ninja smiled at the boy fondly and ruffled his hair affectionately.
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. We'll talk more tomorrow, alright? I'll even buy dinner." The child beamed at his teacher's words and hugged the man fiercely.
"Thank you Kakashi-sensei. For everything today, really, thank you. It means the world to me that you were here for me today."
"Ma, it's my job as your sensei isn't it?" He got up and started to head to the door, his thoughts busy.
"Bye Kakashi-sensei. And thanks again."
"Jaa ne Naruto."
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Later that night, Naruto's body tossed and turned, occasionally whimpering in pain when a muscle reformed or a bone lengthened. His spirit was inside his mindscape, which he had remodeled into a forest with a small mansion beside the lake, talking to his father and Kyuubi-neechan.
"Great acting job back there Naru-chan. For a minute, even I was fooled. You made me feel so terrible," Minato Namikaze smiled at his mini-clone.
"Thanks Otousan, I'm glad you liked it," Naruto said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. The former Kage only smiled larger and hugged his son to his chest. He felt the boy relax in his arms and return the hug.
"I'm going to miss this once our chakras join," Naruto sniffed. Minato only laughed before saying,
"Our chakras may be joining, but we'll still be able to communicate . . . just like we are right now. You'll even be able to summon me with the right amount of chakra." Naruto only hugged his father tighter, loving the scent his spirit produced: the smell of maple trees and fresh sakura blossoms. Minato laughed at his chibi's actions, sighing in contentment as the blonde child that meant the world to him snuggled closer to his heart. You see, in Naruto's mindscape, he was the size of a five year old child. That would change tomorrow, but for now, it was enough. Minato could have his little boy and Naruto could have his daddy.
"Ne, Otousan, Kyuubi-sensei, what will happen to Hina-hime when we finish joining all our chakras?"
"Excellent question Kit. Since she is your mate and is bonded to you through chakra, youki, and blood, she will naturally gain a lot more chakra. Don't worry, it won't change her physical appearance too much, but she will have some more muscle and be taller. A bigger body helps when you literally have enough chakra to over-power the five shinobi nations all at once," the fox finished with a laugh. Naruto and Minato soon joined into the infectious laughter, each laughing so hard that his or her sides hurt. That's right- Kyuubi's a female. Her human-esc appearance included scarlet hair that was pulled up halfway and had nine pieces of flaming red hair with gold tips forming a crown around the knot on the back of her head. The rest flowed down her back and stopped just past her dainty waist. She had three thick and dark purple triangles on each cheek (me: think Sessomaru's markings). Her crimson eyes were framed by dark lashes and gold eye shadow. Her ears were the same as her demon form, but they were located on either side of her head and curved upward. Skin, pale and creamy, flowed until it met her scarlet, deep purple, and black kimono that slid off her delicate shoulders , flowed down her hands, and covered almost all of her body except for her neck, which was claimed by a chain and collar, and the tops of her magnificent breasts. Lastly, nine pure crimson tails waved lightly behind her.
"Naru-chan, it's time for me to finish. You'll be in pain for the rest of the day tomorrow, but I'm sure you can handle it. After all, you are my son." Naruto grimaced at his sire's words, muttering something about sadistic fathers that thought too much of their previous reputations. Minato laughed again before kissing his son's hair and hugging him tight. Kyuubi followed suit, but kissed the boy on his forehead.
"Bye Otousan . . . bye Kyuubi-sensei. I'll make you proud!" The boy cheered before fading from their vision.
"Don't worry Naru-chan," Kyuubi said. Minato walked to her side and joined her.
"We're already proud." Both Bijuu and Kage smiled before glancing at each other. Kyuubi flashed a foxy grin, showing off her lovely canines before asking,
"So, Minato-kun, how about a game of poker? Winner gets to be summoned by the Kit first."
"That's not exactly fair to Naru-chan . . . he should be able to pick. However, you drive a difficult bargain Kyuubi-sama . . . deal." The two captives shook hands and headed to the house, setting up the table to accompany the many rounds of cards to come.
(Hours Later . . .)
"Damn, I lost count. Who's winning?" an exasperated Minato asked an equally exasperated Kyuubi. The demoness only shook her head.
"I lost count three hands ago . . . or was it four? Why about we just come out together? How's that for surprise?" The Yondaime laughed, flexing hind cramping hands.
"I'd say that would be at least a nine on the 'Oh, Shit' factor. Deal." The prisoners shook hands again, before collapsing onto each other and falling asleep.
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Naruto awoke to his alarm clock. He groaned and shut it off before he hauled himself out of head and headed towards the shower. Five minutes later, he was gazing at his reflection, slightly amazed. The Sandaime was right: his hair was darker and longer. It was the same shade and length as his father's during the man's Genin days, but oddly enough, it had a slight red sheen to it. His incisors and nails were sharper and longer, almost the same size as Kiba's and he was at least three inches taller than he was the morning before. His pectorals and abdominals were more defined, giving him a body uncommon for a normal twelve year old, even for a normal twelve year old shinobi. Rock Lee was an exception to the rule because of his taijutsu training, as was Hinata, but she was his mate, so it was to be expected. Lastly, the beginnings of a dark tattoo were starting to show over his heart and on his right shoulder.
"Yosh, time to train-tattebayo— ugh, I can't believe I have to say that."
'Don't worry about it Naru-chan, I think it's cute!' Minato's voice sounded in his head. Naruto rolled his eyes be dressed in the horrible neon orange jumpsuit. Unfortunately, I can't say the same of the orange monstrosity . . . at least it helps with stealth training.'
'Good morning to you too Otousan. Happy Birthday.'
'Why thank you Naruto-kun. I was worried that you wouldn't remember.
'That's about the only good thing about this . . . this . . . thing! I can't wait till I can wear my normal uniform again,' he thought miserably as he tied the bandana version of his hitai-ate over his unruly locks. His father readily agreed.
'Say hi to my daughter-in-law for me when you see her.'
'No worries cause that's not the only thing that will be said when I see my hime again,' Naruto thought, dirty thoughts starting to form in his head.
'Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto, get your head out of the gutter this instant or I will give you some wonderfully delicious memories of your conception,' Minato threatened, nearly scaring Naruto into a chastity belt.
"NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! HAVE SOME MERCY!!!" Naruto begged aloud, making both of his tenants chuckle. Last time Minato followed through with a threat like that, Naruto wasn't able to look at the Hokage Monument for three months without turning cherry red.
'Glad we understand each other . . . now hurry or you'll be late. Kakashi will most likely be on time today,' Minato commanded, causing Naruto to practically fly out of his window. Because of the huge amount of chakra forced through his coils and merged with his own, Naruto's jumps were enormous, occasionally leaving foot prints and grab marks in the sheet rock or wood.
'Jeez Otousan, how much chakra did you flood into my body?!'
'Umm, I think all the chakra I had at my peak would be about right . . . so, technically, you should have the chakra of at least three Kages and two Sannin. Good thing you have chakra control up the wazoo, isn't it?' he laughed sheepishly. Naruto only blinked before asking,
'How much chakra did I have before?'
'I pretty sure you had enough chakra to outdo the Sandaime, but that's just a guess.'
'So you basically doubled my original chakra level?'
'Nope.' Naruto seemed slightly relieved at the comment. 'I quadrupled it.' Minato seemed incredibly proud at his statement. His son, however, was stunned into silence, his eye twitching slightly.
'You're telling me that I originally had more chakra than the strongest shinobi in Konoha and you multiplied that by four?! Are you crazy?!?! That's practically begging Kakashi-senpai, ANBU, Danzo, and any Hyuuga with the Byakugan to go after me! I'm surprised Danzo hasn't gotten a hold on me already!'
'Naru-chan relax, you're spewing chakra everywhere. Now, take a deep breath and listen carefully,' Minato commanded. Naruto instantly complied. 'That's better. Now, because of the genjutsu on you and Hina-hime, your chakra has been masked. It's like you're both constantly adding chakra to the air around you, so people don't notice the obnoxious level of power you both possess. Not even the best Byakugan can see through this genjutsu, so relax. By the way, we're here.'
'Alright,' Naruto thought ask he skid to a stop several feet away from the bridge that was team seven's meeting place. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the blonde's arrival, but decided that it wasn't worth his time. Sakura only blinked but returned her gaze to the object of her affection. Kakashi appeared a few seconds later with his book and eye smile in place. In his other hand, was a paper bag full of water balloons.
"Yo!" he said cheerfully and waved lightly. Sasuke blinked, as did Naruto. Sakura almost deafened the shinobi in Tea Country with the power of her almighty Banshee Screech TM.
"You're on time today! You're never on time!! You just can't be Kakashi-sensei!!! You must be an imposter!!!!" The other three, five if you count Kyuubi's and Minato's spirits inside Naruto, members of team seven sank to their knees, curled into the fetal position, and held their bleeding ears. Kakashi was the first to recover, followed by Sasuke. Naruto wasn't so lucky. Apparently, Kyuubi thought it would be funny at that moment to start increasing the potency of Naruto's senses. Needless to say, the poor boy had experienced the power of the Banshee Screech TM at ten times its normal level.
Sasuke started to poke him with a stick.
"Sensei, I think the Dobe died. He was the closest to Sakura when she screamed."
"Ma, I think you may be right Sasuke. Give him a few minutes to gain his equilibrium and hearing again and I'll continue," Kakashi chuckled, scratching the back of his head. Turning to Sakura, he said, "Sakura, I will have to ask you not to use that technique again. I'll have the Hokage label it as an A-rank kinjutsu."
Sakura only blinked.
"Is it really that powerful?" Sasuke and Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Ma, Sakura, you knocked Naruto unconscious by screaming," Kakashi deadpanned. The girl only blushed.
"Oh, okay Kakashi-sensei."
"Alright, I'm up! What'd I miss?" Naruto asked, digging his pinky into his left ear, followed by the right. Kakashi blinked again.
'Thank Kami-sama for the kid's recovery rate.'
"Ma, as I was going to say, today is an important day. Do any of you know why?" Sakura and Sasuke shook their heads (me: OMG, Sasuke participated with Sakura by choice!!) "Naruto?"
"Today is the Yondaime's birthday. If he was alive, he'd be thirty-five," the Genin answered, not catching his slip up. His thoughts were occupied at the moment and he wasn't paying attention. Kakashi blinked, secretly smiling at this.
"Very good Naruto. I'm glad you know so much about Minato-sensei. Alright, since you know today is the anniversary of my sensei's birth, we will all be trying to learn a special technique: the Rasengan. This is an A-rank ninjutsu, so it will be very difficult, but I want you all to try your best-especially you Naruto," Kakashi said with an eye smile. Naruto blinked before asking, again without thinking,
"But Kakashi-sensei isn't the Rasengan an unfinished technique?" The Jounin blinked again, surprised by the blonde's knowledge.
"You right again Naruto. Minato-sensei died before he could complete the Rasengan. But, even in its unfinished form, the Rasengan is an A-rank ninjutsu. If it was completed, it would most likely be an S-rank ninjutsu. Now, watch carefully," he ordered the three Genin. Their sensei seemed to concentrate for a second before forming a bright blue ball of chakra in his palm. Kakashi smiled before showing the group one by one. Then, he slammed the orb of chakra into a nearby tree and blasted it into oblivion. Naruto's eyes remained neutral, Sakura almost fainted, and Sasuke's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"There are three steps to the Rasengan: rotation, power, and control. It took Minato-sensei three years to get the Rasengan this far. If any of you are able to master this technique, you might be able to finish it for him. First is rotation. Here," he said as he tossed water balloons to each student. "What I want you all to do is explode the balloons with your chakra alone."
Sakura tried first, rotating her chakra and causing the balloon to jiggle slightly, but that was all it did. Sasuke also rotated his chakra, making the balloon shake harder, but did not manage to break the balloon. Naruto looked at the balloon before several bumps appeared under the surface and it exploded. Sakura's and Sasuke's jaws hit the ground as Naruto wiped his wet hand off.
"Next step Kakashi-sensei?" Said man only looked on in amazement before he tossed a rubber ball to the blonde Genin.
"Next step: Power. Burst the ball . . . with your . . . chakra . . . alone," he finished weakly as he watched the boy in front of him destroy the rubber ball with ease. "Naruto, do you know this technique already?" The boy blinked before looking away.
"Next step sensei?" he whispered. Kakashi sighed before tossing a balloon full of air to the boy.
"Contain your chakra inside the balloon. Don't let it pop." His student complied and the balloon didn't move at all. "Naruto, can you show me what is happening inside the balloon with your other hand?" The boy nodded and formed a perfect Rasengan in his left palm. "You knew this technique already, didn't you Naruto?"
"Hai Inu-senpai." Now Kakashi knew something was wrong. Naruto also noticed his slip up and smacked his hand over his mouth. "I need to see Hokage-sama again. Excuse me." The boy disappeared again in a yellow stream, leaving his stunned teammates behind.
"Was that the Hirashin no Jutsu? Nah," Kakashi whispered to himself, too low for Sakura or Sasuke to hear. "Training is over for today. Go about your business and we'll meet again on Monday. Enjoy the rest of your day," the Cyclops said seriously before he poofed away.
". . . I'm so confused. Ne, Sasuke-kun, wanna—?"
"No," and Sasuke walked away. Sakura sweat dropped and scowled before walking home.
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"Hokage-sama, you have four days until our cover is blown. I called Kakashi-senpai Inu-senpai just a few minutes ago. Kyuubi-sensei says that she'll be finished within the week. Otousan already finished," Naruto said irritably. He had grown another five inches since Sarutobi had seen him the day before and his hair was longer and wilder.
"Naruto-kun, why don't I just break the genjutsu tomorrow during a team meeting between team seven and team eight?" The ANBU frowned but replied,
"Give me a second. Hina-hime is on her way now. Landing in three . . . two . . . on—" A taller and slightly more grown-up version of Hinata flew through the door, reactivating the privacy seal as she entered.
"We have a problem Hokage-sama I— Naruto-kun!!!!" the girl glomped the boy as soon as she say him, smothering him with kisses. "I've missed you so, so, so, so, so much!!! Do you know what that jerk Kiba tried to do today? He tried to catch a feel when I was walking by, but don't worry, I closed off all the tenketsu in his arms, so he won't every try it again," she finished with a smile. Naruto smiled and caressed her cheek lovingly.
"That's my Hime. Back to business, Hokage-sama wanted to know if he should continue to let the genjutsu to crumble or if he should just cancel it now. What do you want to do, my beautiful love?"
Hinata thought for a bit before saying,
"Well, if he broke it now, Naruto-kun and I could place our own genjutsu's so that no one would be the wiser. Besides, with our special upgrades happening now, leaving the breaking genjutsu in place would only lead to unexplainable problems. I called Kiba Inuzuka-san and asked how his sister was doing. I'm not supposed to know that stuff!!" She gave Naruto a bedroom eyes glance that practically had the Hokage drowning in lust. "Besides, I don't think I could hold back next time I see Naruto-kun. Frankly, I'm surprised we still have our clothes own." Hinata started to slowly remove her jacket, causing Naruto to whimper with need.
"Yes, well, I would appreciate it if you waited before doing suck things; especially in my office," the Hokage said quickly before Hinata could pull her shirt off. The blue haired ANBU pouted but removed her hands from Naruto's chest and sat in his lap. "Now, Hinata-chan has a good point. Can the two of you place the new genjutsu quickly and thoroughly enough to fool a Byakugan?" Both shinobi nodded confidently. Sarutobi smiled and placed his hands in the ram sign and whispered "Kai" right as Kakashi and Kurenai burst into the office.
Naruto and Hinata were enveloped in a puff of smoke and said the same thing:
"Mendokusee na. (me: hint- this is Shikamaru's favorite saying!)"
Where Naruto and Hinata previously stood were two teenage ANBU members wearing the tradition Black Ops armor, but where the girl's armor was black, the boy's armor was pure white. They stood at proud and confident, the male being about six inches taller than the female, probably leaving him at close to six foot five. He had golden hair with a slight red shine to it and black/blue tips to the spikes. His white armor was pristine and was worn over a wire-mesh muscle tee-shirt, showing off his build and muscle mass that wasn't too bulky but gave him credit for giving an excellent beating. White pants were tucked neatly into midnight black combat knee boots with silver braces on his forearms and metal plates on his elbows and knees. He had a red tanto on his back and a black katana at his hip. On his right shoulder was the ANBU mark, but it was silver with a red outline.
The female was built athletically, her long blue/black hair pulled back in a tight braid with streaks of sun-kissed golden red and tipping the bottoms. Her armor was pure black, except for her arm bracers and elbow/knee armor that were silver. A skirt was tight around her trim waist, but not tight enough to restrict movement. She, like her partner, wore wire mesh under the armor and had the same combat boots, but they were white. Her tanto was also red, but her katana was white. The ANBU mark that was on her shoulder was the usual red, but it had a silver outline.
However, the most intriguing thing about the ANBU team was the masks they wore: they were the blank faced masks that didn't have an animalistic flare, but a Noh feeling (me: I got the picture idea off Google search.) Each mask had three black whisker marks, but the boy's were on the lower left cheek and the girl's were on the upper right cheek. The eyes were black slivers that curved up at the ends. Long ears were located on the top of the masks, obviously doubling as weapons and decorations. Lastly, the boy's mask had red designs that looked like flames on the right side of the mask while the girl's were on the left. All in all, the couple was an impressive pair and power literally fell off them in waves.
"Ah, Kurenai-san, Kakashi-kun, I would like you to meet two of my personal ANBU, Kitsune," the aged yet wily Hokage said as he gestured to the ANBU before him.
"Hokage-sama, forgive me, but which one is Kitsune and who is the other one?" Kurenai asked, her ruby eyes sparkling in curiosity. The old monkey laughed before pointing to the ANBU couple.
"I suppose introductions are in order: both of you, why don't you introduce yourselves?" Blondie bowed and gestured for his companion to continue, saying,
"After you Hime." Kakashi had to clear his ears.
'That voice . . . it sounded just like Minato-sensei's . . .'
"My name is Tsune. I am seventeen years old, second in command of the Black Ops ANBU program. Also married and in possession of a Kekkei Genkai. Pleasure you meet you Kurenai-senpai, and you too, Inu-senpai." She finished with a bow and a smile in her voice. Her companion went next.
"My name is Kitsu. I am also seventeen years old and married, but I was not born with a Kekkei Genkai, it was a gift, and I am the commander and General of the ANBU Black Ops. It is also a pleasure Kurenai-senpai, Inu-senpai." He also bowed and hinted a smile in his voice. Both Jounin blinked before returning their gazes to their leader.
"As I said: I would like the both of you to meet Kitsune. These are the only two ANBU in the history of Konohagakure no Sato that share a codename. The reason for this is they share techniques and knowledge, a Kekkei Genkai, which was a gift from Tsune to Kitsu, amazing amounts of chakra, summons, and can communicate through thoughts, which was a gift from Kitsu to Tsune. They are the best trackers, combat-slash- Jutsu specialists, and assassins that I have, not to mention that most, if not all, genjutsu's can't affect them. And let's not forget they are gifted in kenjutsu and fuuinjutsu. They have mastered several taijutsu forms and ninjutsu techniques. Any questions?" Sarutobi's eyes glittered and he barely managed to hold in his laughter. Kakashi's and Kurenai's eyes were bugged and their jaws were slacked, scraping the floor.
"Hokage-sama, you are too kind. I don't believe that we deserve such praise," Tsune said humbly as she and Kitsu rubbed the backs of their necks nervously. Kakashi was again struck by the familiar gesture.
'Minato-sensei used to do that,' he though nostalgically. Kitsu noticed the far-way look in Kakashi's eye and questioned the silver haired Cyclops.
"Anything wrong Inu-senpai? You know, you were my hero as a kid . . . you and Sanshouuo-senpai." Kakashi was stunned at the admonition before glaring at the blonde ANBU.
"You looked up to him?! How could you look up to someone like that?!" Killing intent silenced Kakashi before he could continue.
"Inu-senpai, you of all people should understand of our praise towards our former sensei. He was a genius and one of the best men we have ever met. Now, if you will excuse us, Hokage-sama, Kurenai-san, Inu-senpai, Kitsu and I have places to go. By your leave," Tsune said with a bow and the both of them performed the Shushine no Jutsu.
"Well, that went well . . . so, Kakashi-kun, Kurenai-san, what can I do for you today?"
"Ma, was Naruto here? He said he was going to visit you," Kakashi asked seriously. The Hokage laughed
'If only they knew.'
"Naruto-kun came by earlier, along with Hinata-chan, and I fixed both of their personal problems easily. They should be back to normal by the time your group sessions begin on Monday. Anything else you too need?" Kurenai and Kakashi shook their heads, bowed lowly to their ruler, and left the room. No sooner had they left than Jiraiya appeared before Sarutobi.
"Sensei, we need to talk. I'm going to need to take Kitsune away for a couple of years. Akatsuki has been acting up and our spy can't hold them back anymore. Besides, you need a successor and it won't be me or the gaki," Jiraiya stated with total seriousness. Sarutobi sighed, knowing this day would come.
"I miss the joking side of you Jiraiya-kun. Minato-kun wouldn't want it this way."
"Regardless of your preferences: Minato died, I spent a lot of time training and raising the gaki, and Jiraiya the Super Pervert died. The only thing left is Jiraiya the Gama Sennin, trainer and godfather to one of, if not the, most powerful shinobi in the entire world. I have no time for perversion and the like. It's only because it provides excellent cover for me that I participate in such distasteful actions now. My books give me wealth and the perfect cover. Now, when can I expect you to decide on a successor? The gaki and I need to leave soon."
Sarutobi sighed again, inhaling his favorite tobacco and releasing the stream of smoke.
"I figured this day would come Jiraiya, so if at all possible, please wait until after the Chuunin Exams. I will have a successor planned out and will release Kitsune into your capable hands. They are well above Kage level now and it's only a matter of time before they achieve a large part of their limitless potential. Do we have an accord?"
Jiraiya contemplated for a couple of seconds before shaking his sensei's withered hand.
"Agreed. But I want to be Kitsune's Jounin sensei for the Chuunin Exams. Regardless of what the other Jounin might think, none of the fresh Genin are ready. Is that acceptable?" Again, Sarutobi breathed deeply from his pipe and exhaled tiredly.
". . . very well Jiraiya-kun. You have my permission. When do you want them?"
"Five a.m. Monday morning, training ground twenty-nine. Tell them to get ready for one hell of a work out."
"I understand. I shall pass on the instructions and they'll be waiting for you. It was good to see you again Jiraiya-kun. Take care." It was Jiraiya's turn to look tired and haggard for once before he slapped on a false grin.
"Always will sensei, always will."
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Monday morning arrived without too many incidents. Naruto and Hinata spent most of their time creating a fool-proof genjutsu or coddling/hard-core making-out. Poor Sarutobi just happened to walk in on the youngsters- not that they cared. Lastly, Kyuubi began the lengthy process of giving each shinobi an equal amount of chakra. Naruto would receive three tails worth and Hinata would receive six tails worth. Kyuubi reasoned that Naruto would have a lot more chakra because of Minato, so he didn't need as many tails. Hinata's reserves were considerably smaller, so she required more tails than her mate.
When they received Jiraiya's message, Naruto was overjoyed at the prospect of not being on the stuck-up Uchiha's, Cyclops's, and pink haired Banshee's team. Hinata was in a similar state of glee since she would not have to put up with Kiba's attempts to grope her backside. However, she like Kurenai and Shino . . . but they were just not in the same class as she and her Naruto-kun were.
"It'll be good to see Jiraiya-sensei again, won't it Naruto-kun," Hinata asked, hugging her man tightly. Naruto kissed the crown of her head sweetly, inhaling her mouth-watering scent: lilacs, lavender, and vanilla.
"That it will Hime; that it will."
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Haarii-chan: Wow; 9,080 words in two days! That's a freaking record!
Minato-kun: Yay, I got to hug my little Naru-chan!!!
Allen-kun: Now I miss Mana . . . Haarii-chan, can I have a hug too?
Goku-kun: Don't forget me!! I like hugs!
Haji-kun: . . . *nods head in agreement*
Minato-kun: Hugs? Where? I love hugs!
Haarii-chan: Okay, well, this first chapter is over, so I have to go and cuddle with my men. Jaa ne minna-sama!!
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