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"Hey, Ma. How are you doing?" New York and New Jersey teasing said to America who pouted for a moment.

"You want to meet the other Nations?" America asked while smiling brightly and he really did not want the other Nations to see his states because they can quite a handful. Well only his thirteen original states are staying at home and America does not mind it, but sometimes they give him such a headache.

New Jersey was used a comb to slick back his short black hair, he hummed happily, and New York rolled his eyes in annoyance before grabbing the comb from the other States hand.

"Yorkie give me back my comb. I'm not done looking cool yet." New Jersey snapped in annoyance and he noticed the sly smirk on New York's thin lips.

"You never look cool and what you do to your hair is an outrage. It is an eyesore." New York said causally, he tossed the comb, and messed up New Jersey's hair.

"If Ma was not here. I would kick your ass." New Jersey said through gritted teeth and he clenched his fists. "I won't forget this Yorkie."

"I know you won't due to that childish habit of holding a grudge. I was just trying to save you from the humiliation." New York stated calmly and he tilted his head while faintly smiling for it is always fun to rile up New Jersey.

"Nah, Those Nations are complete assholes." Georgia commented smoothly and the other original colonies nodded their heads in agreement, but then Pennsylvania stated firmly 'Expect for Germany and I'm only saying that because there are quite of bit of Germans in my state. I want to meet Germany, but the other Nations can take a damn hike' and there was another round of nods.

"Especially stupid England since he is an asshole." Rhode Island muttered bitterly and he held his head up in the air.

"I still have not forgiven him." Massachusetts stated firmly and then clenched his fists to his side.

"Well, my people tried to stay out of it." Pennsylvania muttered to himself and then New York smacked him on the back of his head gently.

"You failed and sided with England." New York stated and his arms were crossed. New Jersey kicked him and then glared at him slightly.

"New York. Your people sided with England too." New Jersey stated flatly and his arms were by his side.

"Fuck you, New Jersey you did too." New York snapped angrily and he roughly shoved New Jersey.

"Shut the hell up. I don't want to be reminded of it." New Jersey sneered and he glared angrily at New York.

"Neither do I jackass." New York stated firmly and he was right about to punch him, but then Massachusetts coughed loudly.

"A lot of people still remember the Boston Tea Party. They have forgotten most people wanted to stay with England or remain neutral about it. No need to bring it up." Massachusetts said smoothly and managed to get them to stop from it turning into a fist fight. New York and New Jersey looked away from each other.

"It really got started when that bastard got you." Georgia commented and there were nods of agreement.

"So, Ma how is dear old Eggy doing?" New York asked mockingly and America whistled for a moment before looking up in the air.

"Well, England will be staying here for an unknown amount of time because of the oil spill. Please don't kill him because his company has to clean it up." America muttered quietly, but knew that they all heard it and he was half tempted to cover his ears.

"What?" All Thirteen Original States yelled angrily and America sulked for a moment knowing what their reaction would be at the news. His ears were still slightly ringing and he sighed heavily to himself for all thirteen of them hate England. The other states not as much since they were not there during the war, but had some sort of distain and dislike for England he has no idea where it came from at all. However America suspects it was due to the original thirteen and he does not comment on it for there is a Freedom Of Speech.

The 13 original colonies in chronological order in which they joined the United States Union.

1. Delaware

2. Pennsylvania

3. New Jersey

4. Georgia

5. Connecticut

6. Massachusetts

7. Maryland

8. South Carolina

9. New Hampshire

10. Virginia

11. New York

12. North Carolina

13. Rhode Island

Decided to make it easy and have all thirteen original colonies being male. Man, poor America having to deal with all thirteen of them and then the fact of England having to stay for an unknown amount of time.

The largest number of loyalist were found in the middle colonies: many tenant farmers of New York supported the king, for example, as did many of the Dutch in the colony and in New Jersey. The Germans in Pennsylvania tried to stay out of the Revolution, just as many Quakers did, and when that failed, clung to the familiar connection rather than embrace the new. Highland Scots in the Carolinas, a fair number of Anglican clergy and their parishioners in Connecticut and New York, a few Presbyterians in the southern colonies, and a large number of the Iroquois Indians stayed loyal to the king.

German Americans comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group. California, Texas and Pennsylvania have the largest numbers of German origin, although upper Midwestern states, including Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Nebraska, and The Dakotas, have the highest proportion of German Americans at over one-third.