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Multiple Personality Disorder

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water!" A girl giggled to herself as she put together a frog puzzle on a glass table. "Jack fell down and broke his crown... Then Jill came tumbling after!" She finished happily, her father was reading at a round table by one of the windows in their house. "Jill came tumbling after!" She repeated as she put several pieces together, then directly following this the doorbell rang and her father put down his book and went to answer the door. "Jill came tumbling after!"

"Lilian, please quiet down, we have guests." Lilian's father said gently as he looked back at his daughter from the door.

"Jill wont be quiet!" Lilian complained as she hit her head against the glass table.

"Jack! Jill! Leave Lilian alone! We have company."

"Wow, it's quiet." Lilian marveled quietly to herself.

A man in a wheelchair was rolled in by a younger man who had on an odd looking visor and several other people walked in after that. "Hello, my name is Charles Xavier, and these are my students." The handicapped man stated as Lilian's father helped pick up Xavier's chair and set it at the bottom of the steps.

"You're from that one place for the what's it people." Lilian stated quietly as her hazel eyes sparkled and showed her amusement. "Oh-oh-oh! And I'm Lilian and - well... Jack and Jill are being really quiet right now, but I know they're here too!" She said and petted her long, dark brown hair that was tied up in a ponytail. "And over there, yeah that dude, he's my pa, he's Paul. Isn't it incredible that he's not bald yet! No offense to you or anything, it's just what I ask everyone. I'm not allowed to tell his age or anything cause Jack says, "It's rude!", but I think it's kinda funny that he doesn't have any gray hairs either! I dunno why, I just find it amusing! Ack! Jill kicked me!" Lilian rambled then held her head and squinted in pain. "Okay! All better!"

"Jill?" Ororo asked curiously as she examined the girl. "I don't see anyone but you." The silver haired girl stated.

"Oh, Jill? No, she's not here," Lilian explained as she motioned to the space around her. "Jack and Jill are here," This time Lilian pointed to her forehead. "They don't really like me, but Jack wants a Penelope, but I don't want a Penny, 'cause Jack and Jill take up too much space anyway." She grumbled and crossed her arms as if she were upset at them.

Paul spoke up so Lilian could hear him, "What do you want for supper?"

"Do you guys wanna eat with us?" Lilian asked Xavier's group excitedly.

The professor smiled softly at the girl and nodded. "Of course we would."

"Lilian, the question is: Are the three of you really going to be able to agree on one type of food?" Paul announced to his daughter sternly.

"I wanna go to an amusement park..." Lillian mumbled to herself as she looked from side to side as if she were analyzing everything around her for some sort of mission.

"SQUID IT IS!" Her father called out since she was not answering him.

Lilian jumped up onto the leather sofa and screamed, "FISH AND CHIPS AND VINEGAR! VINEGAR! I wonder what fish eat."

"Does chicken sound good to everyone else?" Paul asked Xavier and his students; which was followed by a long silent pause. "Does anyone want salad?" He asked once he realized no one had any problems with having chicken.

"SALAD IS EVIL!" Lilian screamed out in the background.

"Lilian!"

"Lily says, "Jill did it. Jill did it. Jill did it." She also want chips." As the words fell out of Lilian's mouth her hair changed to a dark red color and her eyes turned blood red. Her clothes turned completely Gothic with red and black as the theme. Her nails were at least an inch long and painted black, dark and heavy make-up surrounded her eyes. "Hi, I'm Jill." Lilian's new form declared as she crossed her legs and started playing with a strand of her own hair. "Paulie, why was Little Miss Lily playing with a puzzle again?" She asked as she tilted her head to one side.

"Jill, give Lilian control of her body." Paul demanded.

"Why the Hell should I Old Man?" Jill growled fiercely as she stormed over to Lilian's father in the kitchen area of the large entry room. "I'll make you burn yourself! Hell, I'll have you commit suicide!"

"Lilian wouldn't like that very much, would she?"

"Dammit, man! That's not what I asked you!" Give me back my body, Jill! Jill pulled at her hair in pain and took a step backwards. "AAH! Dammit!" The Gothic girl cursed as she fell to her knees. Give Lily our body, Jill. "You're on their side too?" Jill shrieked to Jack, but to everyone else in the room - besides the psychics and Paul - it seemed like she was screaming everything to herself.

Jill, give Lilian her body back.

"Who the Hell are you?" Jill demanded.

It's me, Professor Xavier. Now give Lilian back her body.

Jill began to transform, but not back into Lilian. Her hair became short and platinum blond. Her eyes changed to deep blue, and her face took a more manly, stubby shape. Her slim, but muscular shoulders took a more broad and buff shape. Her hips became more slender, and her breasts were transformed into muscular, worked pecks. Jill's clothes disappeared and were immediately covered by a plain, white, baggy T-shirt and rugged jeans. "I'm Don, Jill and Lily call me Jack."

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