Fan FictionBTVS: "THE UNEXPECTED" -follows "THE NEW GIRL" -(*read that The New Girl before this one so you know who the character 'Penny' is.)
Scene 1:Buffy and Dawn are sitting on the couch, while Willow and Tara are sitting on the floor near the television at Buffy's house
Dawn:This is one of the funniest parts-- ::says along with the line of the movie:: "You milked the cat, didn't you?" ::bursts out laughing::
Buffy: Dawn knows all the lines to this movie. She watches it whenever she gets the chance.
Dawn:Tara, rewind that part please!
Tara::rewinds the movie Meet the Parents back to that particular part:: You must really love this movie.
Willow: Uh oh, we're out of chips! ::shows the empty bag to the three::
Buffy:Who's in charge of snack control?
Tara:Oh, I'll go.
Willow:Ok, I'll keep you company then.
Tara:That's alright, Willow. I'll be back before you know it. ::smiles::
Buffy:Thanks, Tara.
Tara::heads towards the front door:: Oh, what kind of chips?
Dawn::pauses the movie:: Salt and vinegar.
Willow:Ewww. Anything but that.
Buffy:Chips and salsa ok with everyone?
Willow and Dawn::nod::
Tara:I'll be right back. ::walks out the door::
Scene 2:Tara is walking down a street
Tara::stops walking and turns around cautiously:: I'm imagining things. ::continues walking down the street::
Spike::catches up with Tara:: No, really you're not.
Tara::extremely startled::
Spike:Well don't bloody wet yourself. ::lights up a cigarette::
Tara:Y-you scared me.
Spike::takes a hit of his cigarette:: I haven't heard anyone say that to me lately. Makes me feel good. Anyway, what are you doing out all alone?
Tara:Um, I'm going to pick something up from the store a couple of blocks away.
Spike:Nothing illegal, I'd imagine.
Tara:Illegal?
Spike:It was just a joke. You know, supposed to be a funny ha-ha?
Tara:I better get going. ::continues making her way down the street::
Spike:I just wanted to say 'ello, that's all. ::yelling down the street:: Well, goodbye to you too.
Scene 3:Buffy, Willow and Dawn are sitting on the couch
Dawn:Aww, it's almost over.
Willow:You guys, I'm worried. Tara isn't back yet.
Buffy:I'm sure she's on her way back.
Willow::looks really worried::
Buffy:On the other hand, let's go look for her. Dawn, you stay here. Lock the door and don't let anyone in.
Dawn:Yeah, I know the drill.
Buffy:If anything happens, well you know what to do.
Dawn::nodding, says annoyed:: Call Giles, he knows everything.
Willow:I hope Tara's ok.
Buffy:She is.
Willow:She might have just stopped at the movie store, rent something else. ::talking really fast:: Or there's a never ending line at the store. She could have even went over to the Magic Shop for a little bit. She likes that kind of stuff, right?
Dawn:Maybe she got ran over by a cart by one of those old, grumpy ladies eager to get their chicken. They can get really nasty.
Willow:Maybe. Come on, Buffy let's go. ::Buffy and Willow walk out the front door and Dawn immediately goes to lock it::
Scene 4:Buffy and Willow are passing the graveyard as they hear a voice coming from the graveyard::
Willow:Buffy, did you hear that? That's Tara.
Buffy::walks past the gates of the graveyard as Willow follows::
Tara::her back facing the two, she stands there frozen::
Buffy:Tara? Is everything ok?
Tara::turns around:: Almost. I'm just a little hungry. ::vamps::
Willow::gasps:: Tara!
Buffy:Oh my God.
Tara:You aren't helping. ::growls:: I'll be gentle if you want me to. ::walks up to Willow grabbing her by the neck::
Willow:Tara, this isn't you.
Tara::opens her mouth revealing her fangs:: You don't know me. You never did.
Buffy::kicks Tara in the back::
Tara::lets go of her her grip on Willow and growls even louder:: That hurt.
Buffy:That was the goal. ::takes out a stake::
Willow:Buffy, no!
Buffy::throws the stake to Willow:: Catch. ::trips Tara making her fall down::
Willow::holds the stake staring at Tara stunned::
Tara::stands up:: Stake me, I dare you. ::looks up at the sky and begins to chant:: Jai gono ti a moob. ::yells:: Fra!
Buffy::flies back slamming into a tombstone::
Tara::glares at Willow:: Fra!
Willow::flies back hitting a tree::
Tara:Magic always works. ::runs off::
Scene 5:Buffy and the rest of the gang sit at the Magic shop
Xander:She's a vampire??
Dawn::slowly walks over to the window looking outside into the dark night::
Xander:How??
Anya:I'm guessing a vampire attacked her, drained most of her blood, had her drink his blood and that caused it.
Giles:Dear Lord. ::begins pacing back and forth::
Willow::sits down looking towards the ground::
Buffy:I'm so sorry, Willow.
Willow:It wasn't your fault.
Xander:I can't believe this, one minute she's--and the next she's--
Anya::interrupts Xander:: All "grrr"-y.
Buffy:What are we supposed to do? ::looks at Giles::
Giles:There's not much to be done.
Willow:We--you can't stake her. Please.
Buffy:That's not even an option, right now. We need to find the vampire who did this.
Xander:Yeah, and kick his ass all the way to Mongolia.
Buffy::to Willow:: I'll figure this all out. I need answers and I'm out to get them.
Scene 6:Buffy is walking around the g/y she was at before when she had the encounter with Tara
Buffy::walking around looking around the tombstones for a clue::
Spike::runs past the gates of the graveyard:: Buffy!
Buffy::holding her stake firmly:: Now's not a good time, Spike.
Spike:Not a good time to tell you that your friend Tara's a tad bit different now?
Buffy:I know. She's been made a vampire. I shouldn't have let her go out alone.
Spike:Alright, then. How about some more news then? She made her way to the magic shop along with a few other vampires.
Buffy:Tara?
Spike:It doesn't look good, slayer.
Buffy:What are we waiting for? ::they head out the g/y::
Scene 7:Willow, Dawn, Giles, Anya, and Xander are tied up at the Magic Shop. Tara, three big vamps, and Penny are there
Penny::has a vamped face:: You are all pathetic, you know that?
Tara:Especially her. ::growls at Willow::
Penny:I don't know why we haven't killed you already. Not like it would matter if you all were dead.
Xander:It would matter to Buffy. She'd make sure to give you one hell of a--
Vamp#1::punches Xander in the mouth::
Penny::looks at the vamp and smiles:: Why, thank you. Oh, and thank you for killing my sire. I didn't really feel like being someone's uh.., let's just call it slave.
Giles:You don't have a clue to what you're doing.
Penny:I don't? I'll have to disagree with that. I know I did something right. ::glances at Tara:: She's powerful with black magic. Had better luck than me with it. Can't fight worth shit, but we're going to work on that, now aren't we?
Tara:Yes.
Vamp#2:You're not all that skilled with martial arts, either Penny. You need training, yourself.
Penny::growls:: Shut up. I have a plan for that. We just need someone really good with that kind of stuff to come to our side. And I have the most perfect person for that.
Giles:You'll never be able to turn Buffy, she's much more forceful than you realize.
Tara:But you're a weakling.
Vamp#2:Who are we turning that's strong and skilled?
Penny:It's so perfect. Jackie Chan.
Anya:Isn't he in Rush Hour?
Xander::bursts out laughing::
Anya::chuckles::
Willow::stares at Tara::
Penny:That's it. We're killing him first.
Three guy vamps::grab a hold of Xander::
Tara:And after him. I'll make her my meal. ::looks at Willow::
Scene 8:Buffy and Spike are creeping around out the Magic Shop::
Spike:They're in there alright.
Buffy::nods:: Just follow my lead. ::jumps in kicking the window through making her inside the Magic Shop::
Spike::steps over the window sill and into the Magic Shop::
Buffy::looks at Penny, Tara, and the three other vamps:: Oh, is this a bad time?
Penny::yells to the three vamps:: Get her!
Buffy:Spike, untie the others and get them to safety! ::kicks Vamp#1 into the counter, grabs Vamp#2 throwing him into Penny knocking her down:: Oops, Penny.
Spike::untying Giles::
Vamp#3::grabs a piece of the glass from the broken window and attempts to stab Buffy with it::
Buffy::grabs his arm and twists it making the glass go into him::
Giles::now untied, goes to help Spike with untying the rest of them::
Penny::looks at Tara:: Aren't you gonna do something?!
::The rest of them are untied as well, Dawn and Anya go into the back::
Tara::looks up and begins chanting:: Tude a-la--
Willow::interrupts Tara:: Oh, no you don't. ::runs at Tara pushing her into the wall::
Buffy::as she watches Vamp#3 trying to take the piece of glass out of him, she stakes him::
Spike::vamps and runs to Vamp#2 punching him in the gut::
Vamp#1::punches Buffy in the jaw::
Xander::walks over behind Penny:: Boo.
Penny::turns around::
Xander::punches her right in the nose::
Buffy::spin kicks Vamp#1 and then slams his head into the counter, spins him around and stakes him::
Spike::repeatedly punching Vamp#2, throws him to Buffy::
Buffy::stakes Vamp#2::
Tara::grabs Willow by the hair::
Penny::holds her nose and kicks Xander in the balls::
Xander::falls to his knees::
Penny::knees him in the face::
Buffy::goes over to Penny and roundhouse kicks her:: Spike, get Willow!
Spike::nods running to Tara and Willow who are wrestling on the ground::
Tara::claws Willows face::
Willow::screams and backhands Tara::
Spike::grabs Tara and slams her into the wall::
Penny::stands back up receiving a punch to the face from Buffy:: Tara, now!
Tara::chants:: Ah goo mai naw!
::Penny and Tara disappear leaving a mist::
Scene 9:The entire gang is at Buffy's house in the kitchen
Xander::holding ice on his fist:: You know, I need to put this ice somewhere else. That Penny girl got me good.
Spike::sitting on the kitchen counter:: Right in the nuts.
Xander:Our grandchildren are gonna feel that one. ::looks at Anya::
Willow::applying some kind of cream to her face::
Dawn:I can't believe Tara's really a vamp.
Buffy:And Penny is too.
Giles:She's the one responsible for Tara's new behaviour.
Anya:On the brighter side, Tara doesn't seem to be all that shy anymore.
Buffy:Not shy, just undead now. Not a good trade-off if you ask me.
Willow:She's not--Tara anymore.
Buffy:We have to take some kind of action.
Giles:Yes, indeed. This is an unfortunate situation.
Anya:I know what we have to do first.
::They all look at Anya::
Anya:You better make sure to warn Jackie Chan. Because if he becomes a vamp, Buffy you're in trouble.
Xander::smiles and puts his arm around Anya::
Buffy:Let's just get some rest.
Xander:I could sure use that.
Willow::gets up and walks out of the room::
Buffy::goes after Willow::
Giles:This is absolutely unbelievable.
Spike:No, really?
Giles:The most unexpected matter has come at hand….
Xander:What are we going to do?
Giles:Good question, indeed.
THE END!
Written by: Motitan@aol.com
*Please feel free to check out, read, and review my other fan fics. They go in kind of an order:
"Three Is Too Much"
"Peace of Mind"
"Friends Forever"
"Hopelessly Desperate-Part One"
"Hopelessly Desperate-Part Two"
"The New Girl"
Thanks.
Scene 1:Buffy and Dawn are sitting on the couch, while Willow and Tara are sitting on the floor near the television at Buffy's house
Dawn:This is one of the funniest parts-- ::says along with the line of the movie:: "You milked the cat, didn't you?" ::bursts out laughing::
Buffy: Dawn knows all the lines to this movie. She watches it whenever she gets the chance.
Dawn:Tara, rewind that part please!
Tara::rewinds the movie Meet the Parents back to that particular part:: You must really love this movie.
Willow: Uh oh, we're out of chips! ::shows the empty bag to the three::
Buffy:Who's in charge of snack control?
Tara:Oh, I'll go.
Willow:Ok, I'll keep you company then.
Tara:That's alright, Willow. I'll be back before you know it. ::smiles::
Buffy:Thanks, Tara.
Tara::heads towards the front door:: Oh, what kind of chips?
Dawn::pauses the movie:: Salt and vinegar.
Willow:Ewww. Anything but that.
Buffy:Chips and salsa ok with everyone?
Willow and Dawn::nod::
Tara:I'll be right back. ::walks out the door::
Scene 2:Tara is walking down a street
Tara::stops walking and turns around cautiously:: I'm imagining things. ::continues walking down the street::
Spike::catches up with Tara:: No, really you're not.
Tara::extremely startled::
Spike:Well don't bloody wet yourself. ::lights up a cigarette::
Tara:Y-you scared me.
Spike::takes a hit of his cigarette:: I haven't heard anyone say that to me lately. Makes me feel good. Anyway, what are you doing out all alone?
Tara:Um, I'm going to pick something up from the store a couple of blocks away.
Spike:Nothing illegal, I'd imagine.
Tara:Illegal?
Spike:It was just a joke. You know, supposed to be a funny ha-ha?
Tara:I better get going. ::continues making her way down the street::
Spike:I just wanted to say 'ello, that's all. ::yelling down the street:: Well, goodbye to you too.
Scene 3:Buffy, Willow and Dawn are sitting on the couch
Dawn:Aww, it's almost over.
Willow:You guys, I'm worried. Tara isn't back yet.
Buffy:I'm sure she's on her way back.
Willow::looks really worried::
Buffy:On the other hand, let's go look for her. Dawn, you stay here. Lock the door and don't let anyone in.
Dawn:Yeah, I know the drill.
Buffy:If anything happens, well you know what to do.
Dawn::nodding, says annoyed:: Call Giles, he knows everything.
Willow:I hope Tara's ok.
Buffy:She is.
Willow:She might have just stopped at the movie store, rent something else. ::talking really fast:: Or there's a never ending line at the store. She could have even went over to the Magic Shop for a little bit. She likes that kind of stuff, right?
Dawn:Maybe she got ran over by a cart by one of those old, grumpy ladies eager to get their chicken. They can get really nasty.
Willow:Maybe. Come on, Buffy let's go. ::Buffy and Willow walk out the front door and Dawn immediately goes to lock it::
Scene 4:Buffy and Willow are passing the graveyard as they hear a voice coming from the graveyard::
Willow:Buffy, did you hear that? That's Tara.
Buffy::walks past the gates of the graveyard as Willow follows::
Tara::her back facing the two, she stands there frozen::
Buffy:Tara? Is everything ok?
Tara::turns around:: Almost. I'm just a little hungry. ::vamps::
Willow::gasps:: Tara!
Buffy:Oh my God.
Tara:You aren't helping. ::growls:: I'll be gentle if you want me to. ::walks up to Willow grabbing her by the neck::
Willow:Tara, this isn't you.
Tara::opens her mouth revealing her fangs:: You don't know me. You never did.
Buffy::kicks Tara in the back::
Tara::lets go of her her grip on Willow and growls even louder:: That hurt.
Buffy:That was the goal. ::takes out a stake::
Willow:Buffy, no!
Buffy::throws the stake to Willow:: Catch. ::trips Tara making her fall down::
Willow::holds the stake staring at Tara stunned::
Tara::stands up:: Stake me, I dare you. ::looks up at the sky and begins to chant:: Jai gono ti a moob. ::yells:: Fra!
Buffy::flies back slamming into a tombstone::
Tara::glares at Willow:: Fra!
Willow::flies back hitting a tree::
Tara:Magic always works. ::runs off::
Scene 5:Buffy and the rest of the gang sit at the Magic shop
Xander:She's a vampire??
Dawn::slowly walks over to the window looking outside into the dark night::
Xander:How??
Anya:I'm guessing a vampire attacked her, drained most of her blood, had her drink his blood and that caused it.
Giles:Dear Lord. ::begins pacing back and forth::
Willow::sits down looking towards the ground::
Buffy:I'm so sorry, Willow.
Willow:It wasn't your fault.
Xander:I can't believe this, one minute she's--and the next she's--
Anya::interrupts Xander:: All "grrr"-y.
Buffy:What are we supposed to do? ::looks at Giles::
Giles:There's not much to be done.
Willow:We--you can't stake her. Please.
Buffy:That's not even an option, right now. We need to find the vampire who did this.
Xander:Yeah, and kick his ass all the way to Mongolia.
Buffy::to Willow:: I'll figure this all out. I need answers and I'm out to get them.
Scene 6:Buffy is walking around the g/y she was at before when she had the encounter with Tara
Buffy::walking around looking around the tombstones for a clue::
Spike::runs past the gates of the graveyard:: Buffy!
Buffy::holding her stake firmly:: Now's not a good time, Spike.
Spike:Not a good time to tell you that your friend Tara's a tad bit different now?
Buffy:I know. She's been made a vampire. I shouldn't have let her go out alone.
Spike:Alright, then. How about some more news then? She made her way to the magic shop along with a few other vampires.
Buffy:Tara?
Spike:It doesn't look good, slayer.
Buffy:What are we waiting for? ::they head out the g/y::
Scene 7:Willow, Dawn, Giles, Anya, and Xander are tied up at the Magic Shop. Tara, three big vamps, and Penny are there
Penny::has a vamped face:: You are all pathetic, you know that?
Tara:Especially her. ::growls at Willow::
Penny:I don't know why we haven't killed you already. Not like it would matter if you all were dead.
Xander:It would matter to Buffy. She'd make sure to give you one hell of a--
Vamp#1::punches Xander in the mouth::
Penny::looks at the vamp and smiles:: Why, thank you. Oh, and thank you for killing my sire. I didn't really feel like being someone's uh.., let's just call it slave.
Giles:You don't have a clue to what you're doing.
Penny:I don't? I'll have to disagree with that. I know I did something right. ::glances at Tara:: She's powerful with black magic. Had better luck than me with it. Can't fight worth shit, but we're going to work on that, now aren't we?
Tara:Yes.
Vamp#2:You're not all that skilled with martial arts, either Penny. You need training, yourself.
Penny::growls:: Shut up. I have a plan for that. We just need someone really good with that kind of stuff to come to our side. And I have the most perfect person for that.
Giles:You'll never be able to turn Buffy, she's much more forceful than you realize.
Tara:But you're a weakling.
Vamp#2:Who are we turning that's strong and skilled?
Penny:It's so perfect. Jackie Chan.
Anya:Isn't he in Rush Hour?
Xander::bursts out laughing::
Anya::chuckles::
Willow::stares at Tara::
Penny:That's it. We're killing him first.
Three guy vamps::grab a hold of Xander::
Tara:And after him. I'll make her my meal. ::looks at Willow::
Scene 8:Buffy and Spike are creeping around out the Magic Shop::
Spike:They're in there alright.
Buffy::nods:: Just follow my lead. ::jumps in kicking the window through making her inside the Magic Shop::
Spike::steps over the window sill and into the Magic Shop::
Buffy::looks at Penny, Tara, and the three other vamps:: Oh, is this a bad time?
Penny::yells to the three vamps:: Get her!
Buffy:Spike, untie the others and get them to safety! ::kicks Vamp#1 into the counter, grabs Vamp#2 throwing him into Penny knocking her down:: Oops, Penny.
Spike::untying Giles::
Vamp#3::grabs a piece of the glass from the broken window and attempts to stab Buffy with it::
Buffy::grabs his arm and twists it making the glass go into him::
Giles::now untied, goes to help Spike with untying the rest of them::
Penny::looks at Tara:: Aren't you gonna do something?!
::The rest of them are untied as well, Dawn and Anya go into the back::
Tara::looks up and begins chanting:: Tude a-la--
Willow::interrupts Tara:: Oh, no you don't. ::runs at Tara pushing her into the wall::
Buffy::as she watches Vamp#3 trying to take the piece of glass out of him, she stakes him::
Spike::vamps and runs to Vamp#2 punching him in the gut::
Vamp#1::punches Buffy in the jaw::
Xander::walks over behind Penny:: Boo.
Penny::turns around::
Xander::punches her right in the nose::
Buffy::spin kicks Vamp#1 and then slams his head into the counter, spins him around and stakes him::
Spike::repeatedly punching Vamp#2, throws him to Buffy::
Buffy::stakes Vamp#2::
Tara::grabs Willow by the hair::
Penny::holds her nose and kicks Xander in the balls::
Xander::falls to his knees::
Penny::knees him in the face::
Buffy::goes over to Penny and roundhouse kicks her:: Spike, get Willow!
Spike::nods running to Tara and Willow who are wrestling on the ground::
Tara::claws Willows face::
Willow::screams and backhands Tara::
Spike::grabs Tara and slams her into the wall::
Penny::stands back up receiving a punch to the face from Buffy:: Tara, now!
Tara::chants:: Ah goo mai naw!
::Penny and Tara disappear leaving a mist::
Scene 9:The entire gang is at Buffy's house in the kitchen
Xander::holding ice on his fist:: You know, I need to put this ice somewhere else. That Penny girl got me good.
Spike::sitting on the kitchen counter:: Right in the nuts.
Xander:Our grandchildren are gonna feel that one. ::looks at Anya::
Willow::applying some kind of cream to her face::
Dawn:I can't believe Tara's really a vamp.
Buffy:And Penny is too.
Giles:She's the one responsible for Tara's new behaviour.
Anya:On the brighter side, Tara doesn't seem to be all that shy anymore.
Buffy:Not shy, just undead now. Not a good trade-off if you ask me.
Willow:She's not--Tara anymore.
Buffy:We have to take some kind of action.
Giles:Yes, indeed. This is an unfortunate situation.
Anya:I know what we have to do first.
::They all look at Anya::
Anya:You better make sure to warn Jackie Chan. Because if he becomes a vamp, Buffy you're in trouble.
Xander::smiles and puts his arm around Anya::
Buffy:Let's just get some rest.
Xander:I could sure use that.
Willow::gets up and walks out of the room::
Buffy::goes after Willow::
Giles:This is absolutely unbelievable.
Spike:No, really?
Giles:The most unexpected matter has come at hand….
Xander:What are we going to do?
Giles:Good question, indeed.
THE END!
Written by: Motitan@aol.com
*Please feel free to check out, read, and review my other fan fics. They go in kind of an order:
"Three Is Too Much"
"Peace of Mind"
"Friends Forever"
"Hopelessly Desperate-Part One"
"Hopelessly Desperate-Part Two"
"The New Girl"
Thanks.