Harry was discussing philosophy with Rape Radbury, when suddenly, a groinsaw poked through the door.
"What the hell was that?" asked Rape Radbury.
"Some kid with a groinsaw," responded Harry, annoyed.
Harry whipped out Fuckslayer from dimension where all screamed for naught, wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, and proceeded to rock the fuck out. the figure was, however, immune to such rocking out, and promptly punched Harry in the face. "You suck," said Harry, "who the fuck are you?"
"My name's Ron, and you will regret eating me," said the groinsawed figure. Ron then left Harry for dead. "You're an asshole," said Harry, "and you will regret this".