"Awwww crap… I'm stuck in another world… AGAIN… why me?" Link
pondered this as he walked through the forest of Labrynna. "Just because I
have a stupid triangle on the back of my hand doesn't mean I have to do all
this retarded stuff!" He slouched over, then sat on a nearby rock. "OLLY
OLLY OXEN FREE!!!" he called out. "Come out from hiding, you stupid
fairies! I don't wanna play this idiotic game!"
"NO!" yelled a small voice from the top of a tree. Link eyed the tree suspiciously. He jumped up and tried to catch the fairy inside. "Gotcha!" He looked into the palm of his hand and laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha….haa?" It wasn't a fairy, it was a leaf! The fairy he was searching for was on the ground, looking at a bag of some sort.
"Ooooooh… aaaaahhh…. HEY!! COME HERE GUYS!!!" yelled the fairy. "Lookie here… how pretty…" The fairy held up a blue seed. One of the other fairies said "Ohh!!! Lovely lovely seedy-poo!" The third fairy bounced up and down and said "Try it! Try it!" The first fairy picked up one of the seeds. "Should I really?" she asked. The other two fairies chanted: "Try it! Try it! Try it! Try it!" The fairy took the seed and held it to her mouth. "No…" said Link as the fairy popped the seed in her mouth. "Those are my Gale Seeds…."
The fairy swelled to an enormous size. It looked like it was about to burst. "MmmammMMmm!?" mumbled the giant fairy. Everyone covered their ears. Then the fairy did something nobody would have expected.
It let out a loud, giant, disgusting, smelly, belch.
"NASTY, MAN!!" yelled Link. The fairies giggled. They each took a seed and shoved it down their throat. Each one got really blown up… then they all let out a huge horrible belch. "This is so fun!" yelled one fairy as it let out another burp. Link slapped his forehead and sat down on a rock. He then looked up and saw the fairies throwing seeds in each other's mouths, the fairies blowing up, and then letting out a nasty burp. He raised an eyebrow and then took the bag of seeds off the ground.
The fairies then chucked in a evil manner, then slowly started flying toward Link. "Oh Link… why don't you try some?" They then ripped the bag from his hands, and shoved the remaining seeds down his throat. He showed no signs of changing. "It isn't working!" yelled a fairy. "No fair!" said another fairy. "Ha ha!" said Link. "It doesn't work on me!"
Unfortunately, Link had spoken too soon. He then closed his eyes in fear of them flying out, and swelled up like a balloon. Strangely enough, he started floating like a balloon too! "Bye bye Link!" yelled the fairies. Link went up, up, up… out of the forest and towards the sea. When he was right over a sharp, pointy rock, he belched. 'What luck…' he thought. He then fell at a great speed towards the rock…and maybe… his doom…
"NO!" yelled a small voice from the top of a tree. Link eyed the tree suspiciously. He jumped up and tried to catch the fairy inside. "Gotcha!" He looked into the palm of his hand and laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha….haa?" It wasn't a fairy, it was a leaf! The fairy he was searching for was on the ground, looking at a bag of some sort.
"Ooooooh… aaaaahhh…. HEY!! COME HERE GUYS!!!" yelled the fairy. "Lookie here… how pretty…" The fairy held up a blue seed. One of the other fairies said "Ohh!!! Lovely lovely seedy-poo!" The third fairy bounced up and down and said "Try it! Try it!" The first fairy picked up one of the seeds. "Should I really?" she asked. The other two fairies chanted: "Try it! Try it! Try it! Try it!" The fairy took the seed and held it to her mouth. "No…" said Link as the fairy popped the seed in her mouth. "Those are my Gale Seeds…."
The fairy swelled to an enormous size. It looked like it was about to burst. "MmmammMMmm!?" mumbled the giant fairy. Everyone covered their ears. Then the fairy did something nobody would have expected.
It let out a loud, giant, disgusting, smelly, belch.
"NASTY, MAN!!" yelled Link. The fairies giggled. They each took a seed and shoved it down their throat. Each one got really blown up… then they all let out a huge horrible belch. "This is so fun!" yelled one fairy as it let out another burp. Link slapped his forehead and sat down on a rock. He then looked up and saw the fairies throwing seeds in each other's mouths, the fairies blowing up, and then letting out a nasty burp. He raised an eyebrow and then took the bag of seeds off the ground.
The fairies then chucked in a evil manner, then slowly started flying toward Link. "Oh Link… why don't you try some?" They then ripped the bag from his hands, and shoved the remaining seeds down his throat. He showed no signs of changing. "It isn't working!" yelled a fairy. "No fair!" said another fairy. "Ha ha!" said Link. "It doesn't work on me!"
Unfortunately, Link had spoken too soon. He then closed his eyes in fear of them flying out, and swelled up like a balloon. Strangely enough, he started floating like a balloon too! "Bye bye Link!" yelled the fairies. Link went up, up, up… out of the forest and towards the sea. When he was right over a sharp, pointy rock, he belched. 'What luck…' he thought. He then fell at a great speed towards the rock…and maybe… his doom…