Make-up girlfriend.

In a way Sasuke is in a bind and Sakura being the only girl anywhere close to his age is his instant girlfriend and somehow he think's she going to stay that way.

Haruno Sakura wasn't exactly expecting strange questions to be asked to her well aside questions about her hair but those were common however on this day particularly she had been asked a strange question that probably changed her love life.

"Can I kiss you?"

Now contrary to belief this is usually was shy and/or respectful men would ask however while standing at the bus stop near the park some young man came to her and asked.

"What?" She asked turning to find the only possibly person to ask the question was an extremely handsome and tall young man looking down at her.

"I sai-"

"No I heard that... Why?" Sakura said asked looking up.

"My friends are making fun of me for not having a girlfriend and me possibly being gay so to prove them wrong I kinda said I did have a girlfriend and that I saw her across the street... and you're the only girl that looks even remotely close to anyone I'd possibly date or under the age of fifty..." He said glancing to his left where an elderly woman sat grinning at him.

Sakura blinked and stared for a few seconds. "Uh..."

"Forget it... It was stupid of me to ask..." The boy muttered turning away with his head dropping. Sakura smiled slightly as she saw across the street a couple of boys laughing like made at the poor boy's misfortune.

"Alright." She said loud enough for him to hear as he headed down the street. It caused the boy's black spiky hair to fling back up. He turned to find Sakura running at him. Bracing himself for impact he only felt her little body slam into his for a second before her hands were in his hair and pulling his face down to hers.

Taking a breath he took control and pressed his lips harshly to hers and was surprised to find how pleasant it was to kiss the short pink haired girl. "Are you actually gay?" She said in between pulling away for air and diving back into the kiss.

By now they were in a full-out make-out session that had the poor boy's mind reeling. "No." He murmured pulling away finally. Placing the small girl back on to the ground he smoothed out her hair. "I'm not gay."

"Good." She smiled. "You're friends are coming this way."

"Crap."

"What's your name?" She asked amused with his reaction.

"Sasuke."

"Sakura. Now act like you're madly in love with me." She said grabbing his hand and smiling widely up at him.

"THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"

"DUDE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SHE WAS HOT?"

Sakura snorted a laugh before glancing at Sasuke. "I can see why you didn't want me to meet your friends Sasuke-kun..." She giggled as she watched all three boy's jaws drop. She smiled up at Sasuke again and then turned her attention back to his friends. A blond man finally got himself together enough to stick his hand out.

"Naruto Uzumaki! It's a pleasure to meet Teme's girlfriend." The blond man said shaking her hand vigorously. "I didn't realize you'd be so pretty... Teme never says anything about you."

Sakura smiled and pulled her hand back. "It's understandable... We're not exactly a couple who likes attention drawn to us..." She said rubbing the back of her head.

"I wouldn't know with the way you two were practically shoving tounges down throats." Naruto said cheeky.

Sasuke who had been quiet for the most part glared at the blond. "She came on to me."

"I haven't seen you in like a month excuse me for being excited!" Sakura said pouting cutely at Sasuke who grunted and pulled his hand from hers. Sakura's pout deepened at the loss of contact but soon was replaced by a smile as Sasuke's arm came to rest on to her shoulder. "I have missed you..."

"Aa."

It took almost an hour before Sakura and Sasuke got rid of Naruto and his other friend Sai who had looked at Sakura curiously the whole time and only said hello.

"What can I do to repay you for those past three hours?"

"Take me out on an actual date." Sakura smiled at him. His face at her request was pretty much comical. "What? Did you honestly think I could be you're girlfriend for three hours then we part ways?" She asked looking at him. "Sasuke your friends are going to ask questions until you either say I'm not really your girlfriend or I stick around long enough for you to say yeah she is my girlfriend." Sakura rolled her eyes.

He frowned as he realized she was right. "Annoying." He muttered before nodding. "When?"

Sakura smiled widely and leaned closer to him. " How about tomorrow night say around eight ish?"

Sasuke looked at her for a few minutes as he went through his mental calendar and nodded. "Tomorrow around eight." He confirmed.

A large stretched across her face. "I'll see you tomorrow at Eight." she said leaning up and pecking the boy with a smirk of her own. She waited until he realized one of two things. That he didn't have any form of contact to get a hold of her and two she had stolen his phone and was in the process of calling her own phone.

As soon as she got around the corner she heard a semi loud curse then someone running towards her and she giggled.

Apparently her new boyfriend realized his phone was stolen "You little thief." He snapped as she held out his phone.

"No not really... I was actually calling myself so you'd have my number. You didn't follow me." She shrugged when he snatched it from her hand. She giggled at how he was acting on his phone. "What afraid I'd figure out your passcode and find all the other women you text?" She asked.

Sasuke froze and looked at her oddly before frowning again. "Annoying."

"I know."

"Sakura."

"Sasuke."

"Shut up." Sasuke muttered before pulling Sakura close to him.

"That's kinda of impossible. I think I speak for the both of us. You are very anti-speaking." She smirked as she watched his brow furrow before he shook his head and sighed. Her hands slowly ran up his arms and up into his hair. "But that's alright. I don't mind being both our voices."

He smirked slightly and bent down and kissed her again. "We're doing this wrong."

"You're the one who asked to kiss me." Sakura murmured back in between kisses.

I'd first like to say I don't wanna offend anyone who is part of the LGBT community but seriously... People have questioned Sasuke's sexuality for like years... So yeahhh...

Anyways assuming you've clicked and read this whole little one-shot I'm pleased to tell you this will probably become a small or large depending on how often I update it. One-shot dump story. I've been told to do these little one-shot anthologys for ages... So here you go.