Hey all! First off I would like to thank you guys for all of the votes :3 I felt special. Also, go read Coffee Crazed by ShelbySabaku, it will make you smile.

Now! On the subject of this story, I wanted to write you guys a little something for Sakura's Birthday Day, so here it is. I remember Hana-Taisho saying something about a Madara or Itachi pairing with Sakura, so here you go my dear :) Nothing too intense this time, but I will write one of those later.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Naruto.

A rock... all she wanted was a rock which she could crawl under.

Behind her, her self-proclaimed best friend let out a snort, trying to contain her laughter. The scene in front of her made Sakura want to cry out to the gods and demand an explanation.

"How do you like it, darling?" The tall and dark figure next to her asked, draping his arm across her shoulders. When the only reply her received was silence, Madara sighed. "Please, ignore the mess love. You know how the others can get."

In front of the trio, the others seemed frozen with shock and everyone's eyes were on her.

Kami help her.

Naruto's left hand was wrapped in Sasuke's uniform tie, bringing him closer to Naruto's right hand that held a chunk of the decimated cake. Next to them, Deidara and Sasori stood frozen; paint brushes coated in seizure-inducing shades of bright pink and green respectively and ready to do more damage to the other. Shikamaru had fallen asleep under the table, his legs sticking out from underneath the tablecloth.

Itachi had sat off to the farthest right corner, sharing a bowl of Doritos with a nervous Chouji and watching as Hidan tried to sacrifice an overly drunk Kisame for stealing the last of the hot dogs. Pein and Konan were just coming out of the closet after doing who-knows-what while Zetsu was nowhere to be…

Oh, there he was behind the potted plants.

Kiba and Akamaru had their cheeks stuffed with the last of the hamburgers and Shino just stared at them in what seemed like disgust. Hinata's hands where stretched towards Naruto as if to stop him, there were bits of cake in her hair too.

Tenten and Neji were working together to keep the drunken Lee in a chokehold while Gai cheered next to them; something about the 'youthfulness of wrestling'. Asuma had taken an extremely pregnant Kurenai away from the chaos, rubbing her distended belly lovingly. Finally, Kakashi and Kakuzu were discussing a budget for buying porn.

Ino finally let out the laugh that she had been holding in, the noise echoing throughout the eerily quiet room. The lanky blonde walked out from behind the stunned pinkette, taking in the scene with what looked like (in Sakura's opinion) too much glee.

"Happy Birthday Forehead!" The exuberant blonde exclaimed from the middle of the room, her arms opened with what could only be called excitement.

Silence ensued. Then the gigantic, eye-burning, still-wet banner then hung on the back wall fell, covering Ino and the others in the bright paints. The chaos broke out again, this time involving Ino wielding her pink covered fists at Deidara and Sasori in rage.

Madara laughed, hugging his girlfriend closer to his side before planting a kiss on the side of her head as she wrapped her arms around his middle.

"Happy birthday, Beautiful."

Whew! Finished! I know it's late, but this is my drabble for Sakura's birthday :D

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