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1 Kirby's Sugar Buzz
One day, on Kirby's planet, invaders once again attacked. Ribbon was the only one to see it, so she went to get Kirby & co.
Kirby: playing Magic as Ribbon walks in, not noticing her HA! Thorn Elemental, 7/7! Beat that Waddle-Dee!
Waddle-Dee: Humph. Wait, my Arrogant Wurm and Sea Monster have more than 7 attack put together. DIE!
Kirby: But you forget my Thorn Elemental is tapped, you can't attack it. SO THERE!
Waddle-Dee: Than I attack you! You have… let's see… 10 health left!
Kirby: Well than, I play an Organ Grinder and use Strength of Lunacy on Thorn Elemental, that makes him a 9/8! Then, I attack your Sea Monster! He's dead!
Waddle-Dee: grumbles Darn you…
Ribbon: sits down, waiting for either of them to notice her
Waddle-Dee: I attack you… wait, your Elemental is blocking it. Crud, I'm through.
Kirby: notices Ribbon Oh, hi Ribbon! Wanna play?
Ribbon: mad No! I came here to tell you that THE WORLD IS BEING TAKEN OVER!!! Imbecile…
Kirby: Oh. Well let's go!
Ribbon: slaps herself Why'd I ever hire him?
With Kirby, Waddle-Dee, and Ribbon at the evil dudes' base, some evil thugs start attacking. Kirby takes out three bottles of Red Bull and twelve giant sugar packets. He mixes the sugar into the Red Bull and starts drinking.
Ribbon: YOU IDIOT! You'll get extremely hyper and KILL US ALL!!!
Kirby: wired Sugar! Caffeine caffeine? SUGAR! starts running at top speed and doing flips ten feet high, running into walls, and accidentally killing thugs CAFFEINE!!
Waddle-Dee: runs away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ribbon: Oy vey.
Kirby: stops and bounces up and down SUUUUGAR!! CAFEEEEEEIIIIINE!
Ribbon: Just inhale them, dumb a*s.
Kirby: Sugar? inhales all of the land off the earth
Ribbon: Augh, spit it out, spit it out!
Kirby: Caffeine… spit all of it out but the evil base and swallows
Evil Dude in Kirby's Stomach: LET ME OUT!!
Kirby: Sugar! spits him out
Ribbon: YOU @#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#%$#@%^$#%#%^#$%$%%&#$%@%$!#%@#%^%@#%#$%^#$%$#@%#$%#$% !!! **** YOU!
Evil Dude: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will kill you all! Even the hyper one!
Kirby: CAAAAFFFFFEEEEEIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!! kills evil dude
Ribbon: Nice job!
Kirby: Suga- falls asleep
Waddle-Dee: Is it over?
Ribbon: Ug. Sorta. collapses for no reason whatsoever
The End (0_o)
1 Kirby's Sugar Buzz
One day, on Kirby's planet, invaders once again attacked. Ribbon was the only one to see it, so she went to get Kirby & co.
Kirby: playing Magic as Ribbon walks in, not noticing her HA! Thorn Elemental, 7/7! Beat that Waddle-Dee!
Waddle-Dee: Humph. Wait, my Arrogant Wurm and Sea Monster have more than 7 attack put together. DIE!
Kirby: But you forget my Thorn Elemental is tapped, you can't attack it. SO THERE!
Waddle-Dee: Than I attack you! You have… let's see… 10 health left!
Kirby: Well than, I play an Organ Grinder and use Strength of Lunacy on Thorn Elemental, that makes him a 9/8! Then, I attack your Sea Monster! He's dead!
Waddle-Dee: grumbles Darn you…
Ribbon: sits down, waiting for either of them to notice her
Waddle-Dee: I attack you… wait, your Elemental is blocking it. Crud, I'm through.
Kirby: notices Ribbon Oh, hi Ribbon! Wanna play?
Ribbon: mad No! I came here to tell you that THE WORLD IS BEING TAKEN OVER!!! Imbecile…
Kirby: Oh. Well let's go!
Ribbon: slaps herself Why'd I ever hire him?
With Kirby, Waddle-Dee, and Ribbon at the evil dudes' base, some evil thugs start attacking. Kirby takes out three bottles of Red Bull and twelve giant sugar packets. He mixes the sugar into the Red Bull and starts drinking.
Ribbon: YOU IDIOT! You'll get extremely hyper and KILL US ALL!!!
Kirby: wired Sugar! Caffeine caffeine? SUGAR! starts running at top speed and doing flips ten feet high, running into walls, and accidentally killing thugs CAFFEINE!!
Waddle-Dee: runs away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ribbon: Oy vey.
Kirby: stops and bounces up and down SUUUUGAR!! CAFEEEEEEIIIIINE!
Ribbon: Just inhale them, dumb a*s.
Kirby: Sugar? inhales all of the land off the earth
Ribbon: Augh, spit it out, spit it out!
Kirby: Caffeine… spit all of it out but the evil base and swallows
Evil Dude in Kirby's Stomach: LET ME OUT!!
Kirby: Sugar! spits him out
Ribbon: YOU @#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#%$#@%^$#%#%^#$%$%%&#$%@%$!#%@#%^%@#%#$%^#$%$#@%#$%#$% !!! **** YOU!
Evil Dude: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will kill you all! Even the hyper one!
Kirby: CAAAAFFFFFEEEEEIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!! kills evil dude
Ribbon: Nice job!
Kirby: Suga- falls asleep
Waddle-Dee: Is it over?
Ribbon: Ug. Sorta. collapses for no reason whatsoever
The End (0_o)