My Spanish Teacher Mr. Arroyo
Credit: Kudos to Space Cadet for this idea.
I walk into Mr. Arroyo's classroom 1st period and glance at the 2 side-by-side whiteboards. Wha....? There are 250 Spanish words up there! I sit down and wait for the tardy bell to ring.
BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!(Bay Point bells sound like buzz instead of bring)
"Okay. Everybody-laddy-dady gonna do dis heiw on de bor.(OK, everyone's going to do this here on the board.) You...Tú...gonna twaslate all dees wor, Y, make two senten fow eash wor. (You...you...are going to translate all these words, AND, make two sentences for each word)."
Marcus and Correy are talking.
"Ey! Shu you mouse! (Shut your mouth) Okay, dis es du nex wek. (OK, this is due next week.) Get to work!"
"No tengo mi diccionario, Sr. Arroyo (I don't have my dictionary, Mr. Arroyo)," said Angel.
"Anyer, you shu hab you diccionario ebry day! (Angel, you should have your dictionary everyday!) Yu wa weferl? (You want a referral?)"
===Time lapse--end of period===
"Don foget (fo-GET) you palabras, clase. Shu be colofu. Es du mañana. (Don't forget your words, class. It should be colorful, It's due tomorrow," said Mr. Arroyo
"WHAT???" the entire class exclaimed.
BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Mr. Arroyo ignores all questions and complaints from this moment forward. Then he forgets it's due until two weeks after.
Author's Note: Yes, he has said all that stuff in that pronunciation. Including "Shu you mouse!" And he does forget assignments for weeks. SIGH! I must endure him for another week. Then it's winter vacation!!! (Then more of him!)
Credit: Kudos to Space Cadet for this idea.
I walk into Mr. Arroyo's classroom 1st period and glance at the 2 side-by-side whiteboards. Wha....? There are 250 Spanish words up there! I sit down and wait for the tardy bell to ring.
BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!(Bay Point bells sound like buzz instead of bring)
"Okay. Everybody-laddy-dady gonna do dis heiw on de bor.(OK, everyone's going to do this here on the board.) You...Tú...gonna twaslate all dees wor, Y, make two senten fow eash wor. (You...you...are going to translate all these words, AND, make two sentences for each word)."
Marcus and Correy are talking.
"Ey! Shu you mouse! (Shut your mouth) Okay, dis es du nex wek. (OK, this is due next week.) Get to work!"
"No tengo mi diccionario, Sr. Arroyo (I don't have my dictionary, Mr. Arroyo)," said Angel.
"Anyer, you shu hab you diccionario ebry day! (Angel, you should have your dictionary everyday!) Yu wa weferl? (You want a referral?)"
===Time lapse--end of period===
"Don foget (fo-GET) you palabras, clase. Shu be colofu. Es du mañana. (Don't forget your words, class. It should be colorful, It's due tomorrow," said Mr. Arroyo
"WHAT???" the entire class exclaimed.
BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Mr. Arroyo ignores all questions and complaints from this moment forward. Then he forgets it's due until two weeks after.
Author's Note: Yes, he has said all that stuff in that pronunciation. Including "Shu you mouse!" And he does forget assignments for weeks. SIGH! I must endure him for another week. Then it's winter vacation!!! (Then more of him!)