::Prologue::

Welcome to Lingerie Madness!

xXx

I'm sure your all wondering,

"What is this? What sick, twisted thoughts do you have riled up in that noggin of yours? What on heavens are you planning? You sick perverted jackal!"

Oh, yes. But you love it!

Valentines Day is a time of love. A day to spend precious moments with that special someone. Good 'ol wholesome/elementary love...

Not this time...

This isn't your regular 'gushy, kissy, mush, mush, snuggle' type of love. It's more like a, "Holy fucking shit give it to me know!" kind of thing. Sorry, if you were expecting boring romance...

Ok, lemme break it down to ya'll.

Things you have to know.

::1::

This is Yaoi. I'm not writing any Het, so please don't if you do not like Yaoi, skedaddle. Slash FTW!

::2::

This has mature content. Read at your own risk.

::3::

You guys are choosing the pairings. So if you want this story to continue, I suggest you tell me what pairing you want. I have no problem with whatever pairing is to your liking. I just don't want any EXTREME CRACK pairings. Example, anything Levi [I remember seeing a preview Yaoi Doujinshi with Levi and my Xan-xan on eBay... oh.. my... gawd... o.=] related. If I write about Lussuria, it feels like I'm disrespecting my mum. D:

No.

As tempting as threesomes are, this is only two people. If you like, I'll make the supposed 'number there' spying/stalking or so. Maybe ruining their evening. I was already planning this anyway. :3

::4::

Every one of our ukes are wearing lingerie! As if you've already guessed, thee all mighty title! There will be other kinks and whatnot, Valentines Day related. Chocolate~~~

::5::

If you have a song you would like to featured here, tell me [any language, our world is beautiful, love it]. I, myself will post a few songs. Up to you what pairing it is most suited for. Yes, out of randomness. If any of you ask for a song called, "Do you wanna fuck?" I'll face palm you. Hmm... Then again... Oh the temptation.

::6::

Should our semes wear lingerie too? Or more like a dominatrix outfit? Eh, or just regular. I'll also post a picture of

what outfit they'll wear. Sorry but, warning, most lingerie have models presenting them... I don't like it much as you do but...eh...

:O

In addition, should semes and ukes trade places? I'm pretty open so... I'll be sure to make a poll. VOTE DAMN YOU. I know I'm messing with the law of order, but it just hit me. *preparing to be bricked*

::7::

Have patients. If you don't see your paring yet, it takes time. I didn't post this until now... Hehe, I was having second thoughts about this, until I lost my mind and posted it! Even thought this story was supposed to be targeted for February only, I decided to extend it.

::8::

I'll be sure to update every other day. If I can. Depends on you guys as well.

::9::

First come, first served.

xXx

[A/N]

Well alrighty! Third fic, woo! I have another fic. reader related. It's an Allx27 story, if you would like to suggest a pairing, please do. I would appreciate it^^. I think I did enough rambling! If you would like to know anything else ask. PM or email me [which rarely any of you do... I now have to force myself to check on reviews. I only do when I post a new chapter. Oh well. As long as you tell me]. I already have amazing ideas, all I need is your pairings D: I now have school work to attend to. Have fun with and I'll see you later! [or sooner since it's only 7 over here ;D]. Aw shit my ceiling light is flickering... Ah, need... bulb... oh, oh it just burned out...

Looking forward to your requests!

Tata!

First song:

Fly on the wall by t.A.T.u.

I absolutely LOVE this duo group! Many of their songs fill fit riight into KHR pairings :3. If you haven't heard this song, listen to it when you get the chance. IF you can. Gawd, love them to death ^^

[Remember, every time one of you doesn't contribute, Tsuna gets a hernia]

~Reborn on Motorcycles!~