Okay! This is this first chappie of this fanfiction. This first part isn't humorious but hopefully it will be.

Disclaimer: We do not own OHSHC. We just like to play kick the can with them.

Adele

"Grammy, Ms. Lincoln said that you weren't feeling well today." I said.

"Oh that was only this morning. Where did she go?"

"She had another patient to get to but I think we're going to go to the hospital just to make sure that everything is okay." I walked out of her room and went to the office to get some of her medications together. I heard her walk into the bathroom and hum as she played with her jaw line black hair and put on some make up. She was happy today.

Why am I taking her to the hospital?

It's precautionary.

Suddenly my pocket vibrated and it was Addy, my twin, calling.

"Bob's Taco Palace. Home of burritos." I greeted her.

"You have tacos?"

"No."

"You have burritos but no tacos?"

"I never said that."

"You just did."

"No I didn't."

"Well do you have tacos?"

"No."

"What happened to them?" She demanded.

"A crocodile knocked at the front door and he looked hungry so I gave them to him. Then he ran off screaming 'Freedom!'"

"You ate them all didn't you?" she asked.

"Yep." I said while popping the 'p'.

"And how can a crocodile knock at a front door and run off screaming 'Freedom'?"

"Jealous?"

"Why would I be jealous of a crocodile?"

"Is that Addy?" Grammy said at the door way. She looked pretty in her loose fitting purple flowered dress and her light make up.

Why is she getting dressed up?

"Yeah."

"Tell her I say 'hi' and that I love her. I'm going to go downstairs to feed the dogs before we leave." She walked away and struggled to get down the stairs. I was about to help but I knew she would just shoo me away.

"Grammy says hi and that she loves you." I told Adalynn.

"Tell her that I love her too!"

"SHE LOVES YOU TOO!" I screamed down the stairs. I could practically hear Grammy smile. "And we all know that you've always wanted to be a crocodile. I bet you have dreams about it and hunt little children in the swimming pool," I paused, "You pedophile!"

"How am I a pedophile?"

"I don't know. How are you a pedophile?"

"You're crazy."

"Shh don't tell my wife that. She already has her suspicions." I said in a whispered tone.

"One, your married? And two, to a chick?"

"Jealous?"

"No, I feel bad for the person that has to deal with you for over 24 hours."

"Yep your jealous."

"So what's up chicken butt?" she laughed.

"Me and all the chickens of the world take offence to that. Well, porcupine, I'm just about to take Grammy to the hos-" I was cut off by a crash, some barking, and a moan.

"What was that?" Adalynn asked.

"I have to let you go." I hung up and ran downstairs.

"Grammy?" I rounded the corner and dog food was everywhere in the kitchen. The dogs were barking madly and surrounded Grammy who was on the floor.

She was clutching her left arm and doing that raspberry thing with her lips.

She was having a heart attack.

Rushing to her side I dialed the police.

"911 what's your emergency?" said a too clam voice.

"Please help! My grandmother is having a heart attack!" I practically screamed into the phone.

"I am alerting the ambulance and they should be on their way."

She wasn't breathing. My Grammy wasn't breathing.

Oh God.

I put my hands on her chest and started to give her CPR.

I didn't realize that I was screaming.

I felt like I was doing this for days…

She wasn't coming to.

Suddenly the paramedics came busting through the front door with a stretcher.

She's gone.

She's gone.

She's gone.

Gone.

No more reading side by side with a 3 foot tall stack of books in between us.

No more cooking dinners with each other.

No more of her caring and trusting smiles.

No more finding her on the floor broken or having an Insulin reaction.

I'd take that over this.

As long as she was still with me.

She can't be gone.

No.

No.

NO!

Oh god… Please don't let it be true. Please… please… please… Oh god no.

I had my arms wrapped around me and was rocking back and forth. When the doctor told me it was as if the world had slowed. There was a numbness that spread throughout my body trying to prevent me from feeling anything.

It didn't work.

She is gone.

No more.

No more.

I stood up slowly and walked through some double doors to where my Grammy was.

I see her

I can't look.

I slowly walked over to her.

She was on a cold slab.

It looked like she was dreaming.

Please just be dreaming.

Her face was completely relaxed and her hands were put over her chest.

She's just sleeping.

I kissed her forehead and put my head down on her chest, feeling the tears flowing freely from my eyes.

"I love you Grammy."

I didn't want to leave her there.

But I had to.

I had to.

I called a cab and rode home in complete silence. When the cab pulled up to the pink two story house I almost started sobbing again as I gave the driver his money and got out.

She wanted it pink.

No longer Grammy's house.

I walked in slowly and plopped down onto the couch.

Need to call people and tell them…

I pulled out my phone and dialed my Aunt Annie.

It rang twice when she picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hi." I said quietly.

"Oh hi Adele. How's it going?"

"Um well… I don't know how to do this… It's about Grammy." I hesitated.

"Oh god what happened this time?"

"Well the nurse said that Grammy wasn't feeling well and as I was getting all of her medication information together she… she uh… she fell and had…," I took a deep breath, "she had a massive heart attack at around one today and she didn't- didn't m-make it." I said softly and pinched the bridge of my nose from breaking down.

I didn't hear anything from the other line.

Silence.

"God, please tell me that you're just playing a sick joke." she said in a strained voice.

"I wish I was Aunt Annie."

"Are you telling me that my mom, m-my mo-mom d-died?"

"I'm sorry." She was sobbing now and screaming. The pain in my heart was making it hollow. Putting a hole dead in the center.

It hurts.

"Aunt Annie I need to let you go and make other calls. I'm so sorry, aunt Annie. Please tell some others as well. I love you." my voice was strained.

"Oh god. I love you, too."

"Bye." I hung up and called Grammy's high school friend.

"Mommy." I said while sniffing my nose and wiping it with a Kleenex.

"Adeline? Honey what's wrong?"

"Gr-grammy. She's gone."

"What?"

"She's gone." There was a silence and then some crying.

"How?" she whispered.

"Massive heart attack." I said just as quietly. I made probably 40 calls but this was the one that I wanted to call. I needed to call.

I need my mommy.

"Mommy, I need you out here. Please get Adalynn and get out here from Japan. I need you."

"Okay let me call your sister and we'll get the first flight out of here." I here shuffling and sniffles.

"Okay I love you. And mom?"

"Yeah?" I could hear the sob that was going to break loose from behind her voice.

"Will it be okay? Will it get better?"

"At this point… it doesn't feel like it now. I have to go. I love you. See you in… I don't know how long."

"Okay, please just hurry." and after that we hung up.

1 month later…

"Holy crap this is big." I said looking at it.

"I know right?" she said back.

"This is like five times bigger than my last school, and it has a lot more windows."

"What is it with you and windows?"

"They're shiny and you can break them."

"Okay… but why does that interest you?

"Don't be a hater you lima bean."

"I'm not being a hater." she said in a defensive tone.

"Your as much as a hater as is a hatter."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Your momma doesn't make any sense."

"Your momma is my momma, little sis."

"Why do you call me your little sis?"

"'Cause I was born before you."

"Nuh uh!"

"Was to! What, did you think that we were born at the exact same time?"

"Maybe…"

"Dumb ass."

"Am not!"

"Am too!"

"Am NOT!"

"Shut up."

"Ooh, I'm telling on you!" I said and ran through the front door of the pepto pink school.

When I looked back at Addy, who was maybe five yards away from me, I didn't look forward in time because I ran into what felt like a wall.

When I looked up from the floor there was some tall dude with glasses, black hair, wearing some blue blazer with black dress pants (which I assume was the school uniform) and had a black notebook tucked at his side. There was a glare on his glasses so I couldn't see his eyes.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to run into you."

"It's quite alright." he said with a smile. I could see that it was forced though.

I saw Addy run past me and, sadly (for her), tripping on my foot causing her to trip and run into an actual wall…

This is a Kodak moment.

"Son of a salad!" she screamed.

"Please excuse my sister's confusion and language." I told the wall guy and got up off of the floor.

"I can't help it if I can't tell between shit and salad!" She said while getting up and standing next to me. She was rubbing her cheek.

"Didn't you hit your head not your cheek?" I pointed out.

"Oh!" then she started to rub her elbow.

"That's your elbow."

"OH!" she moved her hand to rub her knee.

"That's your- never mind." I gave up and looked at tall dude who was just looking at us and writing in that note book.

"What are you writing?" Addy asked while leaning in.

"Nothing of high importance." he said while snapping the note book shut. "My records tell me that only one of you are the new transfer student and the other has been here for quite some time. May I ask which is which?" Addy and I looked at each other. No one can ever tell us apart, except for ourselves of course. But there are some differences about us like Addy always wears contacts because she would either loose her glasses or break them every day/ week or I would always have my hair up in a pony tail and hers would always be down. Or both of our eyes are hazel blue but hers always has a green tent to it and mine has a grey tent to it. I'm also not as sociable as she.

"She is Addy-" I started.

"And she is Adele-" she continued.

"The new bee." I paused. "Why do they call a new kid a 'new bee'?"

"I don't know… I mean what does a bee have to do with a new kid at school?"

"That's what I was saying!" Then I turned my attention back to wall guy who was just standing there looking at us curiously.

"Who is he?" I whispered to Addy.

"Adele this is Kyoya Otori. Kyoya sempi this is my sister Adele Gates." Addy introduced. Kyoya offered his hand to me.

"Sorry but I'm part germaphobe. But I'll mentally shake your hand." I said with a smile.

"Wait you say that you're only part germaphobe?" Addy questioned.

"Yeah and part Ablutophobe." I said with a smirk.

"What's Ablutophobe?"

"Fear of bathing, washing, or cleaning."

"Good to see that your putting all of your smarts to good use." Addy said sarcastically.

"You know it, player." She laughed lightly and looked at Kyoya. He was just staring at us curiously.

"Sorry we always seem to be-" Addy started.

"In our own-" I continued.

"Little world." We said in unison. He just smiled lightly.

"Well, we must be off now." We said at the same time.

"It was a pleasure meeting you Adele Gates, and I have hopes to see you again." Kyoya smiled bigger and inclined his head slightly. "As well you, Addy." And with that he walked past us down the hall.

"He's interesting." I said to Addy but she didn't seem to be paying any attention.

"Do you smell that?"

"Smell what?" I sniffed the air… nothing.

"It smells like- it smells like… CUPCAKES! I'll catch you later, I'm gonna go cupcake hunting."

"Good luck with that… But hey what if I get lost?" I asked as she was running away down the hall screaming 'CUPCAKES!" with kids looking at her strangely.

We're used to that by now.

"I'll meet you in our first class, 'kay?" I was about to say 'no' but she was already gone.

"Well this sucks." I stated and walked up a flight of some random stairs.

I'm... lost.

Fine, I admit it! Just lead me the way down the yellow brick road scarecrow!

"Ugh!" I said and slammed my back against the wall, sliding down to the floor. The bell will ring in about five minutes and I still have no freaking idea where I am. I know that five minutes may be a lot, but it ain't when your lost and have lost your freaking mind.

I closed my eyes and tried to remember if Addy even had told me where to go and how to get there.

"I think she's dead, Hikaru." said a male voice. I just ignored it.

"Should we try to revive her?" said another voice that sounded almost the same but was a little bit deeper. I felt something poke me on the cheek and my eyes snapped open to two identical twins, like me and Addy.

"Hey, she's alive." said the twin on my left with the deeper voice.

"Are you lost?"

"Uh yeah." I said and picked myself off of the floor.

"Well, where are ya going?" said the twin on my right.

"Uh 1A, I think."

"That's where we're going, too. You've made it all the way to the third year building. Would you like to walk with us?"

"Yes please. Wait, if you're going to 1A then what are you doing down here?"

"We're visiting a few friends. I'm Kaoru Hitachiin and this is Hikaru Hitachiin."

"We're identical. No one can tell us apart." said Hikaru.

"I think we've seen you before… I think I remember you were raging on about how cake was better than pudding…" Kaoru said as we started walking.

What can I say? Addy like sweets… er food for lack of better term.

"I'm Adeline Gates and that wasn't me. It's my first day at this school." I smiled.

"Where are you from?" asked Kaoru.

"America. I'm here on a scholarship."

"I bet that you can't tell us apart." suddenly said Hikaru.

"We're just too similar."

"I think I could." I smiled brighter.

"Oh do you now?" said Hikaru.

"Let's play which one is Hikaru game!" They yelled in unison.

Oh it's so on.

They started to spin and swirl around me messing with their hair and such. When they were done they looked at me.

"Okay just choose which one is Hikaru-" said the left one

"-and which one is Kaoru. If you can." said the one on the right.

I pointed to the right and said,

"Your Hikaru." and smiled. They looked at each other then back at me.

"Nope you're wrong." they said at the same time.

"No I'm right." I said and pushed up my glasses. "Hikaru always looks more mischievous and has a wee bit of a lower voice than Kaoru." Being a twin myself has it's advantages. I think I wont tell them about Addy until they find out themselves.

They looked at me dumbfounded then back at each other.

"I think we just found another Haruhi." they said to one another.

We started to walk through various hallways and up and down many stairs. Until finally we made it to our homeroom.

"FINALLY!" I screamed as I walked through the room causing most of the class to jump. Some people jumped then fell out of their seats and onto the floor, but the most funniest was how the sensei jumped, lost his footing and then to top it all off, falling and randomly hitting his head on the edge of his desk.

That's the second person I've made to fall into something.

Let's see if I can cause any more pain.

As the sensei and the other kids got up they shot me daggers with their eyes, but some of the kids that didn't get humiliated looked amused and looking at Addy, she was red in the face trying hard not to laugh.

Why are there so many kids in here anyway? I mean the bell hasn't even ru-

*BOOOOOOOOP*

…That was weird…

I walked up to the front of the class while the twins went to their seats near. I saw some of the kids look back and forth between me and Addy.

I feel like I'm in a freaking tennis game.

Looking at Addy and I could tell she was thinking the same thing.

I handed the teacher my papers and he looked over them with an annoyed sigh.

"Class, this is Adeline Gates. She's from America," he looked at me. "Care to say something about yourself?"

"Um… I'm Adele and obviously I am Addy's twin sister. I like pie, reading, and no homework. You may hesitate to ask me any questions." I looked over class.

One vict- I mean student with a chubby face, that strangely reminded me of Neville Longbottom, raised his hand. I called on him with a raised eyebrow.

"Why did you move here?" he asked.

The blood drained from my face. What do I say?

Addy and I aren't ready to talk about it yet.

I looked at Addy and gave me the look of 'Wing it'.

Or is that the 'I'm wearing the same pair of underwear twice' look?

I can never tell anymore.

I turned my attention back to the kid.

"I moved here because of some skittles that some guy gave me on the street looked like a rainbow and put weird pictures in my head. The doctors wanted me to move to another location for my safety. And we're still waiting on some test results come in." The class looked confused.

That's the point, twizzle-stick.

"May I please be seated?" I asked the sensei.

"Uh yes. You may sit between your sister and Mr. Hitachiin." I walked to the back of the class where they were sitting and sat in the uncomfortable chair.

"Why didn't you tell us that you had a twin?" said the twin that I was sitting next to. I assume it was Hikaru.

"My business has nothing to do with either of you." I answered back.

"So I assume she is cake lady?" asked Kaoru.

"Did someone say cake?" yelled Addy. Now we have most of the class glaring at us.

"Yup. This is cake lady."

"Okay would you PLEASE stop saying CAKE? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Addy screamed.

"Miss Adalynn, please stop disrupting my class. How many times must I ask you to keep yourself quiet?" said snippy sensei.

"Addy," she turned to me with wild eyes. "you need to calm down now. I'll bake you a cake after school if you just clam down and think about vegetables." she shuddered and nodded. Soon her eyes looked less like a crazy psychopath and more like herself, well I suppose that isn't much of an improvement…

I looked at the other twins who looked half amused, half confused, and 1/3 scared.

Good.

"Now, may I please continue teaching my class?" asked scaredy sensei.

"I don't know? May you?" Addy asked back. The teacher sighed.

"Miss Adalynn if you do not keep yourself in check I'll have to send you to the chairman." Addy didn't say anything, she just smiled.

"Uh teach, that isn't really a threat. You see she'll just get louder just so then she can get out of the class." The sissy sensei sighed again (man it would seem like he's having trouble breathing or something).

"Just please keep it quiet." Me and Addy nodded in sync and the teacher continued to teach (or something) his class.

We normally don't pay attention in class. Normally we just turn on some recorders and record the class while we act like we're paying attention.

I stared at the clock the whole time while Addy was poking me in the rib cage. Why? We have no idea. We normally just go with it.

Soon enough the bell rang and we gathered our stuff up.

"Hey, you two should visit a club that we're in." said twin K.

"Okay, what is it, when is it and where is it? It's not perverted right?" I asked.

"It's a host club. We and five other handsome men like us entertain young ladies like yourself." answered twin H.

"Yup, it's perverted."

"No it isn't." they said in unison.

"It sure sounds like it." me and Addy said back.

"Whatever. Just check it out. It's-"

"-after school in music room 3." K continued.

"We'll see you two toys later." said H and they both walked out of the room.

"Did he just call us his toys?" we asked each other.

"So," I grabbed my bag and walked out with Addy into the hallway to our next class, "what do ya think? Should we check out the pervy club?" I asked her.

"Actually I've been meaning to ask you the same question."

"Why?"

"I wanted someone else here to make fun of it with me and I couldn't think of anyone better then my favorite sister." she smiled.

"I'm your only sister."

"Details. Details. Just lets look at it and run home laughing our heads off."

"So we're going today?"

"Nah, lets go next week. We still have some things to do before then." she paused. "Do you ever feel like punching the wall just for the hell of it?"

"Uhhhhh maybe… Why?"

"I don't know… Just this voice in my head…"

Okay... first chapter... FINNISHED! Next chapter will be from Addy's p.o.v.

Also I have to point out that the grammy from this story is baised off of my grammy who has passed recently. I will love her and will miss her forever.

Addy: Adele, do you have any scissors?

Adele: No. And if I had some I couldn't give them to you because they're for children 5 and up.

Addy: Aww come on.

Adele: No.

Addy: Fine but you cant play with my play dough.

Adele: *gasps* That's not fair!

Addy: Then let me play with scissors.

Adele: *Thinks* Alright fine. But be careful and dont cut yourself. *Hands her scissors*

Addy: YAY! I GOT SCISSORS! I GOT SCISSORS! I GO- oops...

Adele: You cut some of your hair off didn't you?

Addy: No...

Adele: *the look*

Addy: ...yes...

BlueBird: Okay then... *grabs scissors* Ummm I'm keeping these away from you.