Fan girls

Phew.

They were gone.

The fan girls' distant squeals of my name could be heard over the traffic's rumble. I squatted beside the dumpster, trying to catch my breath.

"Sas-gay. What are you doing here?" I jumped and snapped my neck to the voice.

"….Dobe." He didn't I sense him?!

"So? What are ya doin'?" He pocketed his hands, staring at me with sparkling blue eyes.

"What's it look like I'm doing?!" His eyes rover over the surroundings.

"Sittin' beside a dumpster like the hobo you are." Smartass.

"No! I'm hiding from them." Naruto's laugh echoed back off the walls.

"Is Sakura-chan running after you again?" I huffed, cheeks puffing out in annoyance.

"Along with every other young girl."

"Hah. Sucks for you." I glared at him.

"I can't wait 'till you get your own fan club."

"Psh. You know I'd love it." I snarled in disgust.

"Not after a while."

"Naruto! What are you doing?" I froze, pressing myself against the dumpster. Naruto's smirk lit up his face.

"Talkin' to Sasuke. Why?" A pregnant pause.

"Sasuke-kun?!" A shove and Sakura was standing in front of me.

"Dobe…." I glared at the blonde.

"Why were you in the alley with Naruto by yourself?" I smirked.

"He was coming out of the closet." Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Naruto's jaw drop.

"WAH?! NARUTO, IS THAT TRUE?!" Naruto glared at me.

"Yea. And Sasuke was the one who helped me find out." This time, my jaw dropped.

"WAH?! What are you saying?!" Naruto smirked.

"I'm saying, that we're gay. Together." Sakura's eyes glinted.

"Prove it." I blinked.

"….What?"

"Prove it. Kiss." I glared at Naruto.

"No way." Sakura glared.

"K. I. S. S." I sighed and grabbed Naruto's head, pulling him to me. I softly pressed my lips against his, before swiftly pulling away. Naruto's eyes widened and he turned red.

"There. Good enough?" I glanced at the now empty space where the girls were at seconds ago.

"Hmph." I didn't spare a glance at him.

"Well, well. It really did work!" I smirked and glanced back at the blushing Naruto. "What's wrong, dobe? …..Ya enjoy it too much?" Naruto's cheeks reddened even more.

"N-no! What gave you that idea?!" I slid over next to him, breathing into his ear.

"Well. It could be because….." I licked my lips. "….You're blushing." Naruto's breath quickened and I chuckled.

"I'm blushing because you just kissed me! In front of Sakura-chan!!" I stepped a little, brushing my hand across his.

"Are you sure that's the only reason you're blushing? You aren't….lying are you?" Naruto shook his head, a little too quick to be true. "Really? Are you positive?"

"Of course I'm positive!" I sighed.

"So….you don't want me….to kiss you again?" Naruto swallowed, allowing his next sentence to come out hoarse.

"No. I don't. Now….leave me alone!!" I backed off, leaning against the wall.

"Fine. I'll leave you alone." I began walking away, but not before I said my parting sentence. "But if you ever wanna, you know, try again, you know where I'm at." And with that, I walked away, leaving a shocked and flustered blonde in my wake.

Later that day, I answered my door, only to be shoved back in by a certain blonde. His lips pressed against mine angrily and I smirked into the kiss. He came to me, after all.