"That agent certainly took a liking to you." said Lisbon, a little too annoyed for her own comfort.

"Who? Did you mean Agent Candace or Dave?" said the blonde consultant.

Lisbon gave him a don't-play-games-with-me look.

"Oh, I guess she did. But really, Lisbon, you have no reason to be jealous."

This stopped Lisbon in her tracks. Literally.

"Excuse me? I am not jealous."

"Oh, yes, you are." said Jane, "But honestly, I don't see why."

"I'm not jealous."

"Oh, stop it, Lisbon. There will never be any other woman I enjoy torturing as much as you." He smiled. Lisbon fought it, but she smiled, too.

"See? That's better. Not jealous anymore."

"I was never jealous."

"Lisbon, this is getting ridiculous…"