"Oh my god," Zacky gasped.

"Yeah, I know I'm very big." Synyster winked at Zacky.

"Huh, what? I'm talking about the squirrel," he said confused. He looked at the other man weirdly.

"Dude, I'm standing right here, naked, and you talk about a squirrel," Synyster asked confused. He walked towards Zacky who was sitting on the couch of their tour bus.

"Doh, have you ever seen 2 squirrels getting at it? Oh god, what's that third squirrel doing," Zacky said repulsed, he quickly turned his head away from the television. "Ughhh, Discovery Channel is getting sicker by the day."

Synyster just shook his head and grabbed a towel from the ground. Their tour bus was a real mess, with clothes and towels scattered everywhere on the ground. He wrapped a towel around his waist and went to sit on the couch next to Zacky, with his legs spread and his hands behind his head.

Zacky laid his head against Synyster's shoulder and grabbed the remote. "What do you want to see?"

"Hustler, Private Spice, Playboy TV… uhmm… anything that contains porn is good." Synyster smirked and laid his right hand on Zacky's leg.

"You're so perverted. Dude you really need to get laid. And stop robbing my leg," Zacky sighed and shook away the offensive hand. He took the man's advice anyway and put the television on Hustler. "You want a beer?" he asked as he stood up and headed for the small fridge.

"Sure. And about the getting laid thing… I fuck enough girls you know. With my looks and my very big dick I can get anyone. And admit it hustler is just very… hot." He checked out Zacky's ass as he bent forward to grab the beers.

"Hmmm, good for you. I hope you're very happy," he snorted and grabbed 2 beers. He pushed Synyster to the side and sat on the couch again. He gave him a beer.

"Yeah, I'm very happy indeed. It looks like you aren't. Maybe… I can make you happy too…"Synyster smiled at Zacky and took a sip of his beer.

"Right… Are you drunk already," Zacky laughed.

"No, I'm only going to try to get you drunk." Synyster laughed too. "Nah, I'm not a fag, you know. I only fuck girls, too bad for you huh, to never feel my very big dick up your ass. I know you want it dude," he said as he poked Zacky in his stomach.

"Yeah, too bad for me huh," he giggled as Synyster kept poking him. "It's too bad I can't feel your big, hard cock up my tight little ass, that I can't feel your huge dick fill up my ass and move in and out and feel the cum drip out my ass after you came… I guess it's too bad," he grinned.

Synyster stared at Zacky with lust-filled eyes. The words Zacky had just said already got him aroused a bit. He felt his member get slightly hard as he stared at Zacky's mouth, his legs, his whole body. 'Okay, stop thinking about how much you wanna fuck him, he's not interested in you!' Synyster thought and decided to get his attention on the television before he got very hard. 'Great, forgot hustler was on…'

Zacky noticed the small blush on the man's face and he turned back to the television with a satisfied expression. He watched a man rub his hands all over the woman's body and listened to her moans. The longer he watched the more boring it got. He wasn't getting turned on at all. He grabbed the remote and turned the television off. "Let's do something else."

"I was just about to say that." Synyster looked at Zacky. "So, what about some Jack Daniels?" He smirked.

"You know I'm always in for some JD," the other cheered.

"Yeah, I'm definitely in the mood for getting totally wasted," Synyster smirked as he got up. He felt his towel loosen up and drop onto the floor. "Fuck, lemme get some pants first," he said as he bent down to grab his towel from the floor. He bent in a way that Zacky could see his ass, and he got up in a very seductive way. Then he walked towards their bunk in order to get some clothes, well, boxers are enough.

"Fuck," Zacky mumbled as soon as Synyster was out of sight. He willed his hard on that the man had just caused to go away.

Synyster put on some boxers and walked towards Zacky again. He went to stand in front of Zacky and tried to take a very sexy whorish pose. "Do you think I could be on the cover of the Playgirl magazine?" He winked at Zacky.

"What? Sure, if you would like to," Zacky smirked. "Strike a pose!"

Synyster laughed and put one hand behind his head, the other one on his crotch and stuck his tongue out of his mouth. "Like this? Oh, I wish I could see myself right now, I'm so sexy," he smirked.

"Yeah, c'mon baby," Zacky cheered, laughing his ass off. "Man, I need some Jack," he said while grabbing the bottle and taking one big gulp.
"I know you think I'm smoking hot." Synyster licked his lips and took the bottle from Zacky. "Time to get fucking wasted dude," he yelled.

"Oh hell yeah!" They both finished the bottle in a couple of minutes. Zacky tried to stand up but fell on his ass.

"Haha, you're so funny when you're drunk!" Synyster stumbled towards Zacky and let himself fall on him. "And I'm so fucking horny right now," he continued as he licked at Zacky's cheek.

"Haha," Zacky giggled. "That tickles." He pushed Synyster away and headed for the alcohol stack. He grabbed another Jack Daniels. "Dude, I've got the most awesome idea ever," he screamed excitedly.

"Does it to have something to do with my boner and your tight, little ass?" Synyster stood up and went to stand right behind Zacky. His already hard member poking against Zacky's ass.

"Uhmm… no… I don't know," the man said uncomfortably, all the while still giggling. "I was thinking of truth or dare," he winked.

"Oh my god, genius!" Synyster took Zacky's hand and dragged him to the middle of their tour bus. He pushed Zacky down on the ground and then sat himself. "Okay, when you don't want to do the dare or don't want to answer the question, you have to kiss me." Synyster smiled broadly.

"Deal," Zacky smirked. "Okay then, truth or dare?" He took another sip of the JD.

"Why do I have to begin? Well okay, I pick truth first."

"Cause you're the only girl here, girls always go first," he laughed. "And your truth is: who would you marry, shag and kill? Matt, Johnny or Obama," he laughed.

"What the fuck, I'm not a fucking girl!" Synyster slapped Zacky in the face and laughed. "Okay, I would marry ehm… Obama dude!" He laughed. "I would shag you and Matt together, hard and rough," he winked at Zacky, "and I would kill Johnny, he's so annoying dude. C'mon, let's go shag and then kill the dwarf!" He yelled excitedly.

"Yeah dude! Let's go kill and shag," he was rolling over the ground, laughing his ass off.

"Yeah I know I'm genius! But now it's your turn. Truth or dare?" He asked while taking another sip of the Jack Daniels.

"Dare all the way man!" He stole the bottle out of the man's hands.

"Okay, for the first dare… drink the whole bottle without taking a break!" Synyster smiled.

"What? No way, it's still half full. There's no way…"

"Then you'll have to kiss me," Synyster smirked and wet his lips with his tongue.

"Ugh, I'll do it," he took the bottle and tried to drink the whole thing in one go. Half of the JD dripped down his chin onto his shirt. He cleaned the bottle and felt sick for a few seconds.

"Don't you want to kiss me?" Synyster pouted. "Everyone wants to kiss me, cause I'm Synyster Gates and I'm fucking awesome!"

"Maybe one little kiss then," Zacky slurred and crawled on to Synyster's lap. He pushed hips lips to the man's.

Synyster was a bit surprised by Zacky changing his mind that fast, but he put his hands around Zacky's waist and kissed him back roughly. He pushed his tongue against Zacky's lips, signaling that he wanted to get his tongue in his mouth.

Zacky quickly opened his mouth and could feel Synyster's tongue glide past his.
They both let their tongues brush against each other and roam around. They separated with heavy breaths. "It's your turn," Zacky panted.

"Hmm, really? I take a dare sexy," Synyster grabbed Zacky's ass and squeezed him.
Zacky jumped in the air in surprise and rolled away. "Okay then get naked and run outside and scream 'I'm having butt hole sex tonight!" Zacky snickered.

"If I'm having have butt hole sex with you tonight, I will fucking do it," Synyster said as he took off his boxers quickly.

"Deal!" Zacky suddenly yelled.

Synyster immediately ran outside and screamed as loud as he could: 'I'M HAVING BUTT HOLE SEX TONIGHT WITH ZACKY VENGEANCE!" He ran a few rounds and then went inside again. "You, get your clothes off, now!" He was panting from the running.
Zacky couldn't reply cause he was laughing his ass off.

"Dude, get your fucking clothes off now, or I'm gonna tie you up!" Synyster had a really big hard-on right now.

All Zacky did was laugh and roll over the ground.

"Oh, I'm gonna rape you so fucking hard!" Synyster said as he walked towards Zacky and straddled his waist. He pushed Zacky's hands to the ground and held them next to his head. He bent forward and began biting at Zacky's neck.

Zacky tried to struggle and break free, but soon gave up as it seemed futile. He just let the sensations take over him.

Synyster bit harder and tasted blood coming out of the wound he just made. He began sucking and licking at it till he heard Zacky moaning.

"Ugh, fuck," Zacky moaned. He pushed Synyster away and tried to collect his breath. "It was my turn to pick and I pick truth," he grinned. He loved how the man got irritated when he teased him.

"You're such an asshole you know, leaving me with a fucking boner!" Synyster shouted. "Damn, next time you'll have to take a fucking dare so I can fuck your brains out bitch!"

Zacky just gave him a sloppy grin and accidentally brushed his hand over the man's pelvis. "But now I choose truth, so c'mon."

"Oh, you fucking tease!" Synyster growled, "Okay, your truth is… Have you ever been fucked in the ass?" He grinned.

"Wouldn't you like to know," Zacky grinned.

"Tell me. Cause I wanna know if I'm the first one to do that to you," Synyster winked.

"Hmm, too bad for you then, I've done it before," Zacky said. He moved a little bit away from Synyster.

"Well that means you're used to it and I can fuck you harder," Synyster grimaced, "But I didn't know you liked guys… who fucked you?"

"I'm not gonna tell you," he chuckled. "It's a secret between me and him," he said slowly as he crawled back to Synyster like a tiger, a big evil grin on his face.

"Oh, you naughty little slut. Come here and suck me!" Synyster spread his legs and leaned back.

"Nahuh, it's your turn to choose."

"You really want to be raped huh? Okay I choose dare, I'm not a pussy."

"I know you're not, but you do act like one," Zacky grinned evilly. "Your dare is to give me a lap dance!"

"Dude I'm not gonna be the bitch! Why don't you give me a fucking lap dance?"

"It's your daaarreee… not mine," he laughed.

"Okay, but you're going to regret this," Synyster laughed and sat on Zacky's lap. He rubbed his boner against Zacky's crotch and went up and down Zacky's body with his hands roaming all over Zacky's body.

Zacky could feel every part of his skin that Synyster touched heat up. Every time he brushed his crotch, a tingle shot up his spine. He started rubbing his hands over the man's body, urging him to go on. A weird sensation started to form in his stomach and everything began to blur. "Oh shit." He tried to shove Synyster away, but he was too late. He vomited all over him.