Ok so my computer is fucked up and crashed and I had to get it fixed at IT and they are incompetent beyond belief so they wiped the whole thing and stuck it on the factory settings which erased any chrome data I hadn't back up including this being posted so this is my re-post. And because I'm a piece of shit and far too lazy to edit the old crap out of my chapter all my notes will still be there. Either way enjoy and I'm sorry about the story being deleted.
SUP INTERNET PEOPLE. So this is my amazing OC's (who for the purpose of this story will be students at Hogwarts) and the Harry Potter characters reading My Immortal the infamous work of Tara (Enoby) Gilesbe AKA XXXbloodyrists666XXX or the greatest Mary Sue of all time. Also if you must no about my OC's check their profiles. I'm going to aim for an update a week and one chapter per update but that could prove to be a little tricky so we'll see. My OC Kenna will be in Ravenclaw, Lucia will be in Gryffindor, Tye will be in Hufflepuff and Jess and Joe will be in Gryffindor as well. Just letting you know that for the purpose of comedy we are going to pretend Harry Potter was written very recently. Also they are in no specific grade as that would involve an extensive amount of research on my part and would take all the fun out of this. DEAL WITH IT.
Disclamer: I do not own My Immortal (thank god) or Harry Potter. I only own the chinese food. (me to me: nice going creep them all out before they've even started reading.
Me to me: YOU'RE THE ONE CREEPY THEM OUT)
Harry yawned. They were in transfiguration (or as you goffs might call it biology) and as far as Harry could tell they would NOT be doing anything remotely interesting this lesson. McGonagall was just about to write yet another mind numbingly boring sentence on the board when the magic equivalent of an intercom flickered on.
"Could all students and faculty please make their way to the great hall immediately."
There were groans as all the students stood up and pushed towards the door.
Once in the great hall the students all made their way to their usual spots. When everyone was seated a the librarian oozed her way over to the podium. She placed on it a brown volume that judging by the red spots had been left out in care of magical creatures. Black writing on the cover proclaimed My Immortal. Also on the cover was an image depicting a bleeding wrist.
After the librarian had retreated to her seat Umbridge walked up to the podium.
"This diary was found on a library shelf" Umbridge squawked gesturing to the book "The author is unknown student here."
"We got dragged out of class for this" Hermione muttered to herself.
"If the owner of this diary does not come forth immediately I will begin to read their diary."
Everyone glanced around as Umbridge waited for someone to confess the diary was in fact theirs. Much to Umbridge's delight no one admitted the diary was theirs.
"We'll begin shall we" she smiled.
"Chapter 1." Umbridge read leaving half the occupants of the hall wondering why in Merlin's name a diary would be sorted into chapter.
"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven," Umbridge pretend to actually know what the words meant and squinted at the book to read the next word "bloodytearz666"
This was met with a few raised eyebrows. Umbridge continued unaware her audience was barely listening and instead trying to figure out who had written such a ridiculous piece of literature.
"4 helpin me wif da story and spelling."
"She had help with the spelling" asked Luna. Umbridge ignored her and kept reading
"U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!" Umbridge struggled to read the last sentence much to the delight of all the students.
"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"
Everyone tried to figure out if the new anyone by that name.
I have long ebony black hair
"Isn't ebony black anyway" Jess asked. Her answer was a chorus of "yes" from the Ravenclaw table.
"(that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)."
"I have a feeling she doesn't actually look anything like this Amy Lee" Kenna muttered.
" I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major well now that some strong language hottie."
Seamus gagged.
"Eeew" Groaned a few hufflepuffs.
"So she wants to be insest" Ginny asked.
One Hufflepuff first year who was unfortunate enough to know what insest meant and to have an overactive imagination made a desperate run for the bathroom.
"I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen)."
This narrowed down the possible owners to a seventh of the school.
"Does anyone else care that Hogwarts is in Scotland not England" Hermione asked. No one cared.
"I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow."
"TMI" Jess and Joe called out.
"I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about."
"That's impossible" A Ravenclaw called out.
"A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
"What's a prep" asked Neville Longbottom.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
All eyes turned to Malfoy.
"I've never met her" Malfoy reassured the school. Not that it would help in a few chapters time.
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
Everyone besides the Slytherins sniggered.
"But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!"
"Fangs?"
"She has friends" one Slytherin asked.
"Well does the owner want to come forward now" Umbridge asked. No one moved.
"I guess we'll just have to read more" Umbridge turned back to the book.