Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor does Taylor who helped me write this, or Gari who helps me write other stuff.
Authors note: This is one of my favorites of all the fics I've written (I know, that's really sad). Anyway, this fic makes fun of pretty much everyone. Except for the people who aren't in it. Wait, okay, yeah. We're (me and Taylor who helped me write this) probably going to put everyone in this fic and make fun of them, but so far, all we've got is Yugi, Yami, Tea, Tristan, and Mokuba. If you like them and don't want to read a fic where they're made fun of, don't read this. Anyway, this is supposed to be humorous. I don't know if anyone else is going to think so. I do, but then again, I have a strange sense of humor. Oh yeah, and I am a girl by the way, even though I have a boy's name. Yeah, people in the Harry Potter section got mad at me for writing "girly stories" because they thought I was a boy. And Taylor and Gari are girls too. Yup. Anyway, this is just something that I had to write. I couldn't think of a title, so I was listening to a song and picked the first phrase I heard. The song was "Stairway to Heaven" by Jana which is really good. You should listen sometime. Anyway, so this is my fic. Don't ask.
A Songbird Who Sings
Yugi Moto was walking down the sidewalk thinking. He was thinking about stuff that no one else his age ever thought about. He was thinking about winning the Battle City tournament, saving the world, his Yami (who, by the way, was asleep. Yugi should have let him out for exercise. When Yami doesn't exercise, he gets sleepy. After all, he is 5,000 years old), and of course, Tea. Actually, maybe other people his age thought about Tea. Yugi wouldn't know.
Yugi approached the crosswalk and began to walk across the street. Silly Yugi! If he had been tall enough, he would have seen that the crosswalk sign said "Don't Walk" but Yugi was too short. He was only about 1/4 the size of a normal man. If he had let Yami get some exercise, he could have called Yami out and Yami could have seen the sign. But, instead, Yugi chose to take the risk. Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
Tristan Taylor was riding his motorcycle. He felt very special. And he was thinking too. But he thought about stuff that other guys thought about. Like, girls for instance. One girl in particular. Tristan was going to visit Serenity. He had just gotten back from visiting Serenity when he realized he had nothing else to do because he is a loser. So, he decided to go hang out with Serenity some more.
There's a stoplight! I think I can make it before it turns red! Better speed up just in case! Tristan made it through the stoplight alright, but he crashed into something on the way through. What are they doing putting speed bumps underneath a stoplight? Tristan wondered. Oh well. But I need to be more careful. I mean, if I'm not, I might get in trouble with the police.
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was angry. He was angry at the people at millenniumstuff.com for giving him such a short hikari. It seemed like every time they put him in a new item, the person just died again! Ooh, he didn't even want to think about what happened to the person with the Millennium Pencil Sharpener. Well, at least he had liked Yugi okay. And he got to play cards. The girl with the Millennium Brad Pitt poster hadn't liked him at all. She was very disappointed that he wasn't Brad Pitt. You'd think a 5,000 year old Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt would be good enough for her, but no! And this Millennium Puzzle. That was a stupid name. It sounded like it was actually one of the Millennium Items, and everyone knew that the stuff off of millenniumstuff.com was fake. I wonder where they'll put me next. He thought. The Millennium Sombrero? No, I can't speak Spanish. The Millennium Egg Beater? Maybe... Well, first he was going to go visit his grandma in the Millennium Knitting Needles, and then maybe his girlfriend in the Millennium C-cup. Forget Yugi!
Tea Gardner was walking down the sidewalk. She saw something lying in the middle of the street. Eww...roadkill. Better take the next crosswalk. She passed the thing but then did a double take. The thing had spiky hair. Just like her friend Yugi!
"Yugi!" She ran over to him. "Oh Yugi! Our friendship! What about our friendship!" Being stupid like Tea is, she grabbed her deck of cards out of her pocket and threw it in the air. The cards scattered all over the place. Tea began to cry. "Friendship, Yugi. Friendship..." A tear landed on one of her cards, the Magician of Faith.
"What? Hang on..." the Magician of Faith emerged from her card and pulled a mirror out of her pocket. "YOU SMUDGED MY INK!!! Girl, you are gonna pay for this. But first I'm supposed to grant you three wishes. You just have to give me a reason why because I don't give you stuff just because you want it."
"Really?" Tea asked, her face shining.
"Yes, now hurry up and wish! Oh yeah, and you WILL get me repainted after this, hear me?"
"Okay, I wish that Yugi was alive again!"
"Why?"
"For our friendship!"
"Right, okay." The Magician of Faith waved her wand thingy and Yugi woke up.
Yugi opened his eyes. His vision was swimming. He couldn't remember what happened. Well, actually, he did remember a bright light and being knocked on the ground.
"Oh Yugi! I thought you were gone forever. Our friendship-"
"Forget friendship, Tea!"
Tea gasped. What did Yugi mean by that? Wasn't friendship the most important thing in the world?
Yugi grabbed her shoulders and pulled her face toward his.
"Eww...nasty! Yugi, you're gross! Hey, my second wish." She yelled to the Magician of Faith "Send him back! He just tried to kiss me!"
"Fair enough." Said the Magician of Faith.
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was mad. He had just been whisked away from eating cookies with his grandma and then sent right back again. Stupid kids...
Oh no! What have I done? Tea asked herself. How could I do this to my friend? "Wait! Never mind that wish. Bring him back. I love him!" Tea cried.
"Hang on. I don't do love, okay? All that mushy gushy stuff...just...no."
"Well, okay...bring him back for friendship then."
The Magician of Faith sighed. Tea is a loser. LOSER.
Again, Yugi opened his eyes. His vision was swimming. He saw Tea hovering above him. "Oh Yugi, I love you!" She reached down to hug him but just then someone pushed Yugi down and slinked his puny 10-year-old arm around her shoulder.
"Hey baby, forget this loser. Come with me. We can get married and then you can come live in my mansion with me...and my BIG BROTHER!!!"
Can you guess who this was?
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was happy. He was happy Yugi was alive again. If Yugi had been dead, then the people at millenniumstuff.com would have put him in the Millennium Harmonica. That would have been embarrassing.
Authors note: As you can see, we're not finished yet. We haven't made fun of Joey, Serenity, Mai, Kaiba, Grandpa, Marik, Pegasus, Isis, Rex, Weevil, Duke Devlin, Mako, or Bakura yet. Anyway me and Taylor will have a sleepover some time in the next year and we'll update. R+R (well, I know it's probably a little late for that since you've most likely already read). Okay, please review. I just ask you to please not tell me that our story sucks. And if you do, at least tell me how I could make it better. It doesn't help at all to yell at me and then not tell me how to fix it.
-__~ Jay
Authors note: This is one of my favorites of all the fics I've written (I know, that's really sad). Anyway, this fic makes fun of pretty much everyone. Except for the people who aren't in it. Wait, okay, yeah. We're (me and Taylor who helped me write this) probably going to put everyone in this fic and make fun of them, but so far, all we've got is Yugi, Yami, Tea, Tristan, and Mokuba. If you like them and don't want to read a fic where they're made fun of, don't read this. Anyway, this is supposed to be humorous. I don't know if anyone else is going to think so. I do, but then again, I have a strange sense of humor. Oh yeah, and I am a girl by the way, even though I have a boy's name. Yeah, people in the Harry Potter section got mad at me for writing "girly stories" because they thought I was a boy. And Taylor and Gari are girls too. Yup. Anyway, this is just something that I had to write. I couldn't think of a title, so I was listening to a song and picked the first phrase I heard. The song was "Stairway to Heaven" by Jana which is really good. You should listen sometime. Anyway, so this is my fic. Don't ask.
A Songbird Who Sings
Yugi Moto was walking down the sidewalk thinking. He was thinking about stuff that no one else his age ever thought about. He was thinking about winning the Battle City tournament, saving the world, his Yami (who, by the way, was asleep. Yugi should have let him out for exercise. When Yami doesn't exercise, he gets sleepy. After all, he is 5,000 years old), and of course, Tea. Actually, maybe other people his age thought about Tea. Yugi wouldn't know.
Yugi approached the crosswalk and began to walk across the street. Silly Yugi! If he had been tall enough, he would have seen that the crosswalk sign said "Don't Walk" but Yugi was too short. He was only about 1/4 the size of a normal man. If he had let Yami get some exercise, he could have called Yami out and Yami could have seen the sign. But, instead, Yugi chose to take the risk. Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
Tristan Taylor was riding his motorcycle. He felt very special. And he was thinking too. But he thought about stuff that other guys thought about. Like, girls for instance. One girl in particular. Tristan was going to visit Serenity. He had just gotten back from visiting Serenity when he realized he had nothing else to do because he is a loser. So, he decided to go hang out with Serenity some more.
There's a stoplight! I think I can make it before it turns red! Better speed up just in case! Tristan made it through the stoplight alright, but he crashed into something on the way through. What are they doing putting speed bumps underneath a stoplight? Tristan wondered. Oh well. But I need to be more careful. I mean, if I'm not, I might get in trouble with the police.
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was angry. He was angry at the people at millenniumstuff.com for giving him such a short hikari. It seemed like every time they put him in a new item, the person just died again! Ooh, he didn't even want to think about what happened to the person with the Millennium Pencil Sharpener. Well, at least he had liked Yugi okay. And he got to play cards. The girl with the Millennium Brad Pitt poster hadn't liked him at all. She was very disappointed that he wasn't Brad Pitt. You'd think a 5,000 year old Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt would be good enough for her, but no! And this Millennium Puzzle. That was a stupid name. It sounded like it was actually one of the Millennium Items, and everyone knew that the stuff off of millenniumstuff.com was fake. I wonder where they'll put me next. He thought. The Millennium Sombrero? No, I can't speak Spanish. The Millennium Egg Beater? Maybe... Well, first he was going to go visit his grandma in the Millennium Knitting Needles, and then maybe his girlfriend in the Millennium C-cup. Forget Yugi!
Tea Gardner was walking down the sidewalk. She saw something lying in the middle of the street. Eww...roadkill. Better take the next crosswalk. She passed the thing but then did a double take. The thing had spiky hair. Just like her friend Yugi!
"Yugi!" She ran over to him. "Oh Yugi! Our friendship! What about our friendship!" Being stupid like Tea is, she grabbed her deck of cards out of her pocket and threw it in the air. The cards scattered all over the place. Tea began to cry. "Friendship, Yugi. Friendship..." A tear landed on one of her cards, the Magician of Faith.
"What? Hang on..." the Magician of Faith emerged from her card and pulled a mirror out of her pocket. "YOU SMUDGED MY INK!!! Girl, you are gonna pay for this. But first I'm supposed to grant you three wishes. You just have to give me a reason why because I don't give you stuff just because you want it."
"Really?" Tea asked, her face shining.
"Yes, now hurry up and wish! Oh yeah, and you WILL get me repainted after this, hear me?"
"Okay, I wish that Yugi was alive again!"
"Why?"
"For our friendship!"
"Right, okay." The Magician of Faith waved her wand thingy and Yugi woke up.
Yugi opened his eyes. His vision was swimming. He couldn't remember what happened. Well, actually, he did remember a bright light and being knocked on the ground.
"Oh Yugi! I thought you were gone forever. Our friendship-"
"Forget friendship, Tea!"
Tea gasped. What did Yugi mean by that? Wasn't friendship the most important thing in the world?
Yugi grabbed her shoulders and pulled her face toward his.
"Eww...nasty! Yugi, you're gross! Hey, my second wish." She yelled to the Magician of Faith "Send him back! He just tried to kiss me!"
"Fair enough." Said the Magician of Faith.
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was mad. He had just been whisked away from eating cookies with his grandma and then sent right back again. Stupid kids...
Oh no! What have I done? Tea asked herself. How could I do this to my friend? "Wait! Never mind that wish. Bring him back. I love him!" Tea cried.
"Hang on. I don't do love, okay? All that mushy gushy stuff...just...no."
"Well, okay...bring him back for friendship then."
The Magician of Faith sighed. Tea is a loser. LOSER.
Again, Yugi opened his eyes. His vision was swimming. He saw Tea hovering above him. "Oh Yugi, I love you!" She reached down to hug him but just then someone pushed Yugi down and slinked his puny 10-year-old arm around her shoulder.
"Hey baby, forget this loser. Come with me. We can get married and then you can come live in my mansion with me...and my BIG BROTHER!!!"
Can you guess who this was?
The Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle was happy. He was happy Yugi was alive again. If Yugi had been dead, then the people at millenniumstuff.com would have put him in the Millennium Harmonica. That would have been embarrassing.
Authors note: As you can see, we're not finished yet. We haven't made fun of Joey, Serenity, Mai, Kaiba, Grandpa, Marik, Pegasus, Isis, Rex, Weevil, Duke Devlin, Mako, or Bakura yet. Anyway me and Taylor will have a sleepover some time in the next year and we'll update. R+R (well, I know it's probably a little late for that since you've most likely already read). Okay, please review. I just ask you to please not tell me that our story sucks. And if you do, at least tell me how I could make it better. It doesn't help at all to yell at me and then not tell me how to fix it.
-__~ Jay