A normal day in the Phantomhive manor, the butler of the manor Sebastian Michaelis was walking through the manor. But, a reaper called Grell Sutcliff dressed in red is in love with the butler, but Sebastian doesn't really like him back. So he gets a very stupid idea in his head.

"I'm going to kidnap my Bassy! But…is that even possible?" Grell said to himself. Grell thought to himself how he is going to kidnap a bloody demon that is incredibly handsome. He got an idea,

"That's it!" Grell said to himself and grabbed a tranquilizer gun.

"This worked on Pluto and Ciel! This must work!" Grell continued and shot the bullet at an opened window. Sebastian grabs the bullet and throws it at a man that was just about to shot him.

"Damn…he's good…he's very good…this will get interesting…" Grell said. He thought of another plan, he has another plan in his head.

"I'm such a genius! This has to work!" Grell said. He sneaks in the manor. He goes to Ciel's room; he grabs Ciel's clothes and his eye patch. He quickly got changed into the clothes,

"These are a bit tight!" said Grell. He put a wig that looks like Ciel's hair on his head. He leaves the room, he runs into Sebastain,

"Sebastian, I order you to go and see Grell" said Grell acting like Ciel. Sebastian smiles and said,

"Nope"

"Are you disobeying my orders!?"

"Yes…yes I am Grell Sutcliff" replied Sebastian,

"What!? How did you know it was me!?" asked Grell.

"height idoit…Ciel is a short brat midget and is pretty short as Edward Elric and you are like big foot, you're a giant…I'm not a stupid psychopathic bitch unlike yourself" Sebastian said and kicks him out a window, sadly it's a high building.

"Oh shit!" shouted Grell while falling.

"Please be a soft landing! Please be a soft landing! Please be a soft landing!" Grell begged. Grell landed on the ground back first.

"Not a very soft landing…ow…" said Grell. Grell stood up he thought what his next plan should be.

"AHHHH! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Shouted Grell!

A few hours later, Grell was covered in bruises, cuts and blood.

"I can't do this…" cried Grell. Grell gets an idea, he sneaks in the manor and went to the kitchen.

"What the!? What the bloody hell are you doing here!?" asked Bardroy in a shout! Grell grabs a frying pan a whacks Bardroy's face with it. Bardroy fell on the ground knocked out cold!

"Heh heh…perfect!" said Grell and sneaked through the manor trying to find Sebastian. He finds Sebastian; he creeps up slowly to Sebastian. He grabs out his chain saw and slices Sebastian's back! Blood splatted on the walls! Sebastian slowly turned and saw Grell. He smiles at him and his eyes glow red,

"Not so fast!" shouted Grell and whacked back of Sebastian's head! Sebastian collapsed on the ground.

"I did it?...yes I did it!" shouted Grell in joy! He drags Sebastian out the manor.

"Good lord! You're so heavy Bassy!" shouted Grell still dragging him!

He actually won? Well that was less expecting? Find out what happens in the next chapter!