Okay I was sitting at my computer trying to write the second chapter of Drunkin nights in Konoha and this just formed in my mind so I typed
"Okay I'm going to Suna for a week so I'm counting on you guys to keep Naruto in line. I don't want to come back to find the town destroyed" Tsunade said as she gathered her things from her desk. "We'll try but you never know we might have to sedate him……" Kakashi joked "Yeah it would be just like him to buy something featured in a magazine that would make us all dumb and then slip it in our drinks…"said Jiraya
They all laughed think how ridiculous that would be……
Naruto was waiting patiently at his mail box. His package still hadn't arrived yet. Ever since he saw them featured in one of Konohamaru's "Prankster Weekly" magazines he wanted to know if they actually worked. "Stupid pills" guaranteed to make anyone who takes the pill act totally stupid for a day. He wanted to try them on Sasuke soooooo bad. He laughed to himself as a guy with a large mail bag walked up. "Naruto guess what" the man said reaching in his bag "IT'S HERE!" he said as he took the plain white package from the man and rushed inside……
Once inside Naruto furiously tore the wrapping paper off the package to expose a clear vial with 7 pills inside and a piece of paper. The paper read.
Directions: Apply to any form of liquid and watch as the drinker becomes incredibly stupid for 24 hours
Warning: DO NOT GIVE TO the criminally insane, animals, and already stupid people. There is a risk of dependency and if you swallow the whole vial there is no hope, you will be incredibly stupid for the rest of your life... SO DON'T DO IT!
After reading the paper (and promptly throwing it out) Naruto looked a the vial with glee...Oh how he was going to have fun...
A/n OMG I think this is the only Fic I've written That Gaara is not the main character... read review and flames will be used to roast my younger brother alive MUWAHAWHAWHAW!