FUNNY RANDOMNESSESESESSSSSSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Akatsuki parody 1: itachi the lad who loves berries and cream
Kisame: goes into the kitchen with a pack of starburst and eats half the packWHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!waves arms in the airBERRIES AND CREAM STARBURST ISH THE SHIZ!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:randomly appears out of now where in a pink dress and tiara with fairy wingskisame…….what kind of starburst did you say that was?????????stares at him wide eyed beaming with man-girlyness
Kisame:looks at him blankly…………………….berries and cream…..
Itachi: OOOOOOO!!!!!jumps on the counter clapping his hands togetherberries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!!!smiles sheepishly then turns around to grab something
Kisame: thinks to him self(what the f-)
Itachi: turns around and starts smacking kisame with a cowBERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES……..AND CREEEEEAAAAAM!!!!!jazz hands
The end :3
Akatsuki parody 2: skippin the rainbow
Deidara:glompies sasori while he is packing stuff in his suit casehiyo danna,…un smiles sheepishly
Sasori:stops what he's doing and glares at deidara……………….what do you want…….I'm busy at the moment…..
Deidara:I just wanna see what your doing……looks at the suit case whatcha got in there danna,unn????? pokes it
Sasori: slaps deidara's hand infidel! no touchy!!!!
Deidara:owwwy!! huggles his hand
suddenly tobi appears out of no where and lands on sasori's suit case
Deidara:glares at tobi ...WHAT DO YA WANT BAKA!?!?!?!?!
Tobi: giggles then randomly slaps both of them with a rubber chicken I CAME TO TELL YOU SOMETHING SO FRIGGIN AWSOME!!!!!
Sasori: sighs we already know that your gay tobi
Tobi: noooooooo!!!! pokes him in the eyes then squirts him in the nose with a lemon besides that!!!I just skipped the rainbow!!!!!! starts dancing around
Sasori:screams in pain MY EYESSSSSS AND NOSE!!!!!!GAH!!!LEMONS!IT BURNS US!!!crawls into a dark corner whimpering and twitching
Deidara:stares at him,eye twitching with terror……………………..
Sasori:waitrubs his eyesYOU SKIPPED THE RAINBOW?!?!?!??!?!……..punches him then squeals like a crazy fangirlLUCKY!!!!!!!I PACKED SKITTLES IN MY SUIT CASE SO I COULD THROW THEM ON IT TO MAKE IT A SUPER FRUITY RAINBOW!!!!!!
Deidara:shivers in fear of the used to be straight as a pole but who is now queerer than Michael Jackson sasori…………………..
Tobi:come sasori-san! We must go and skip the soon to be magical-mystical-fruity rainbow!!!!!!!!
sasori grabs tobis hand carrying the case of skittles and they both leave to go skip the soon to be magical-mystical-fruity rainbow
Deidara:………….walks into his bath room, starts chantingI live in a straight world, I live in a straight world………I……….SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!head explodes
The fruity end