Disclaimer: This story is inspired by the Kingdom Hearts Series (mainly Kingdom Hearts II), which solely belongs to Walt Disney, Square Enix, and Buena Vista Games.

Update: The following original characters solely belong to the following readers of this story:

Kei belongs to Heart Keeper
Dirk Lionheart belongs to Mace the Manakete
Lexi-Magi belongs to Mace the Manakete


KINGDOM HEARTS SIDEQUESTS


A KINGDOM PREMIERE
—Crashin' In Disney Castle—


Jiminy Cricket's POV: Why hello there, readers. The name's Cricket. Jiminy Cricket. I'm the little fellow who records things on his journal. Sora, Donald, and Goofy are still traveling around the Worlds as I write. We just passed by Radiant Gardens and traveling through highways. The stardust sweep looked radiant tonight. But something among our friends did not look radiant.

"Donald! For the last time, let me have the control stick!" Sora screamed from the top of his lungs.

"And for the last time, NO!" Donald screamed back. Sora, Donald, and Goofy were inside their Gummi Ship, traveling around the various Worlds.

Sora went down his knees, "Please, please, pretty please, with cherry and sugar on top!"

"NO!" Donald boomed, "You had it the last time, and the last time you had it, we crashed into an asteroid."

"Gwarsh, heartless asteroid." Goofy corrected.

Donald snapped at Goofy, "OH WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?"

A fuming Sora grabs hold of the control stick Donald had. Donald, seeing this, began tugging the stick to his direction. Sora in response, tugged it towards his as well.

"You had it, Duck!" Sora yelled.

"Hand it over, Clumso!" Donald quacked.

"IT'S MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

Both Sora and Donald tripped and fell backwards. Sora broke the stick and accidentally sat on a red button. The gummi ship began to speak, "WE'RE NOW INTO A LANDING PHASE. BEEP-BEEP.PLEASE ATTACH YOUR SEAT BELT FOR THIS LANDING WILL BE A CRASHING ONE. BEEP-BEEP."

Chip and Dale came to the control room at the same time, "Oh no!" Chip screams, "What have you guys done now!"

"Now we're going to crash!" Dale exclaims.

"Uh-Oh!" Sora says.

"SEE WHAT YOU DID!" Donald screams at Sora.

"We're heading right into this castle!" Goofy yells.

Everyone turned and saw the ship was heading head straight into a Disney Castle. Donald, Sora, and Goofy hugged each other, screaming.

"We're gonna crash!" Sora exclaims.

"QUAAAAAAAAACK!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!"


-The World That Never Was-

Four members of Organization XIII gathered at a hallway inside the Castle That Never Was. The members revealed themselves as Axel, Demyx, Zexion and Xigbar. The four were talking amongst themselves.

"So tell me fellas," Axel said, "What should be our next plan of attack? We have to get as many hearts as we can to be whole again."

"No plans have been made Axel," Xigbar said, "But for the love of Nobodies, you have to be patient."

"Yeah sure, be patient." Axel scoffed, "Like that word ever exists in my dictionary."

"I agree with Axel on that one. I'm getting bored waiting around." Demyx complained.

"Don't you have your guitar to play with?" Zexion said.

"It's a sitar!" Demyx says, "And no, it's not to play with. It's to crush people with. But I do have some juicy information I can share to you all."

"Oh no. Not again." Xigbar sighed in frustration, "Not one of your lame plans, Demyx."

"It's not lame!"

The fifth member and leader of the organization, Xemnas, approach them. "He's right you know." He says.

The organization members faced Xemnas. Demyx smiled, "Thank you. At least someone understands me."

Xemnas faced Demyx and corrected him, "I was agreeing with Xigbar. But, maybe we should listen to what you have to say."

"Ah yes." Demyx said, "We could go treasure hunting."

Axel cocked his head on one side, "Treasure hunting."

"I've heard Disney Castle has over a million treasures." Demyx said, "We should go on and grab some."

"We have no time for treasure hunting." Zexion said, "And even if we did, Disney Castle is off limit to us. That darn Cornerstone of Light is protecting that world."

"Then maybe we should grab the Cornerstone of Light." Axel proposed then faced Demyx with an agreeing look on his face, "'Cause I think treasure hunting sounds good."

"All right it's a deal!" Demyx said, "We go to Disney Castle for some loot."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your ropes." Xemnas said, "I didn't agree to any of that."

"Your loss then." Demyx said, "'cause the ship is a-sailing."


-Disney Castle-

Minnie was desperately searching for something inside the castle's gardens. Daisy spotted her and approached her, "Your Majesty, is something amiss?" she asked.

"Oh Daisy!" Minnie exclaimed, "King Mickey and I, we'll be celebrating our anniversary tomorrow. And people from all over will be at the Audience Chamber for a special dinner and…"

"…they will be bringing gifts and foods?" Daisy smacked her lips.

"Daisy!" Minnie stared at Daisy. Daisy, despite her appetite for foods, looked serious. Minnie hesitated before responding, "Yes. There will be food. But that's not the issue right now."

"What is the issue?"

"I've lost Mickey's anniversary present!" She freaked out, "And to make it worse…I LOST MINE!"

Daisy cocked her head on one side, "I don't get…" Daisy finally gets what's going on before responding. She snapped, "If you lost your present, then that means you invaded King Mickey' privacy and opened the present that he was supposed to give to you tomorrow at dinner! Right? Right?"

Minnie glared at Daisy, "Why do you have to be so smart? And yes, it's something like that."

"So, what did he get you?"

Minnie giggled sheepishly, then leaned to Daisy and whispered to her. Daisy gasped and screamed, "A SLAYER EARRING! GAAAAAAAAH-AH-AH-AH!"

Mickey was passing by at that moment and overheard Minnie and Daisy. The furious king approached the ladies, "Minnie! Daisy! How could you? I'm ashamed of you two! And especially you Minnie!"

"King Mickey! You…you were listening?" Minnie nervously asked.

"Now, this Slayer Earring is the best thing that ever happened to me, cheap! 50 percent off!" King Mickey cried, "And now you saw it! Oh, bother…I'm embarrassed now…"

"King Mickey!" Minnie approached the king, "I can explain… we were just…"

"…guessing what gift you would give Her Majesty." Daisy added. Mickey looked up to both Minnie and Daisy, "you were? Really?"

Minnie slightly nodded. Mickey blushed and scratched his head, "Gosh. And here I was accusing you of peeking on the gift I was planning to give you for our anniversary dinner tomorrow, which by the way is not a Slayer Earring. Now if you'll excuse me. I'm going back to my royal bedchamber and adjust some plan."

A scream was heard at distance. Mickey, Minnie, and Daisy turned their attention up the sky and saw a Gummi Ship heading straight to the ground. The ship crashed.

Sora, Donald, and Goofy came out of the gummi ship, looking ragged and filled in smoke. Donald angrily jumped on Sora's back, "When I told you once, Sora, I've told you a hundred and zillion times! DON'T EVER, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, TOUCH THE CONTROL STICK!"

"All right already wise hen!" Sora snapped back, "You warned me, I didn't listen, we crashed, you won the dispute, now just drop it!"

"Fighting again?" Mickey chuckled.

"Gwarsh, yer Majesties. We had no idea we were crashing here at Disney Castle." Goofy bowed to Mickey and Minnie. Donald and Sora do the same. Daisy ran to Donald and gave him a hug, "Oh Donny!" she nicknamed him, "So, what did you get me?"

Donald looked confused, "I'm not sure I'm following."

"For my anniversary present, remember?"

Mickey gasped, "Oh gosh! I gotta get back to that!" he said as he ran back inside the castle.

Donald chuckled and placed his hands on Daisy's shoulders, "Yeah Daisy. You probably might not remember, but our anniversary was a month ago."

"And you probably might not remember, but you promised me a present about a month ago." Daisy sounded angry, "You practically begged me to give you 30 days for you to come up with some munnies so that you could get me something pretty and nice!"

Donald shook his head and hands as he began to receding from an approaching Daisy, "Oh Daisy. You know, I was busy traveling around the Worlds with Sora and company that it totally slipped my mind and… please don't be upset…you don't want to go to sleep angry tonight don't you?"

"I'll be sleeping angry tonight…IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY PRESENT!" Daisy screamed then began chasing Donald around the garden. Meanwhile, Sora and Goofy turned their attention to Minnie, "So what's up Your Majesty? You don't look so happy."

"Yeah." Goofy said, "Isn't your anniversary dinner tomorrow? I heard people will be coming from all around."

"Oh Sora, Goofy." She sighed, "I think I've made a huge mistake. You see, Mickey got me this anniversary gift, and how nosy I am, I went to open it, wore it and I lost it!"

"GWARSH!" Goofy exclaimed, "He didn't see you right?"

"He almost caught me with Daisy, but Daisy and I came up with some lies to save my bum. Oh, what an awful queen I am. And now, he's going to go get it and return it and trade it for something else."

"That's a good thing right?" Sora asked.

"No it's not." Minnie said, "I have to find those Slayer Earrings and put it back to his royal bedchamber before he gets the chance to enter his room to get it!"

"But Your Majesty, isn't that the place where he's going to right now?" Goofy asked.

"OH NO! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME GOOFY?" Minnie gasped and ran back inside the castle. Sora and Goofy followed, leaving Donald and Daisy behind.

Daisy hissed, "Donald Duck, you spit that gift of mine right now, or else—"

"Oh look! A shining star!" Donald pointed up. Daisy looked up and Donald fled inside the castle. Daisy screamed, "HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" she went after Donald. At the same time, the five Organization members took their appearance in the garden.

"Well, so what are we waiting for?" Zexion faced Demyx. Demyx looked back at Zexion with a confused look, "Waiting for what?"

"The treasure darn it." Xigbar replied, "You're in charge to take us there. Although, I do think that this is all a big waste of time."

"It's a waste of time when we don't make any effort." Demyx said, "Now let's go and get ourselves some loot, and the possibly the Cornerstone of Light."

"The Cornerstone of Light?" Axel asked.

"Typical Axel, haven't you been listening?" Zexion said, "The Cornerstone of Light is what protect Disney Castle, and it's huge treasure for us, the Organization."

"Ah, I get it." Axel said, "So you guys are saying what? That we're not just looking for treasure here at this castle, but we're looking to take the Cornerstone of Light to ourselves."

"Bingo." Demyx said, "Now what are we waiting for? It's Showtime!"


Jiminy Cricket's POV: Uh-Oh. Organization XIII is after Disney's Castle beloved treasures and the Cornerstone of Light. And at a time like this? Somebody please put a stop to this. Anyway, Mickey and Minnie's Anniversary Dinner wouldn't be the same without, not just our guests from other worlds, but you, the readers. Your original characters are cordially invited to the anniversary, but here's a catch: they must either be human with or without supernatural gifts or someone of a different race (Moogle, dragoon, whatever) from the Final Fantasy series. They will also be appearing in later episodes. We hope to see you then.

Oh, and please review.