Reid's Twelve

by Zabe Rogue

Three years after the events of REID'S ELEVEN, Ian Doyle has found Spencer Reid and his gang. He has given them two weeks to pay back his money with interest. Now Reid has to use his genius mind to come up with a brilliant heist. Easier said than done. AU/Crossover Parody to "Ocean's Twelve" Read "Reid's Eleven" first.

1. Prologue: Bulgari

Reid's Twelve

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Prologue: Bulgari

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Daniel Ocean: Spencer Reid (CM)

Rusty: Gatsby Algérnon (OC)

Frank: Derek Morgan (CM)

Ruben: David Rossi (CM)

Virgil and Turk: Shawn Spencer (Psych) and Elliot Spencer (Leverage)

Basher: Aaron Hotchner (CM) and Ziva David (NCIS)

Livingston: Penelope Garcia (CM)

Yen: Parker (Leverage)

Saul: Jason Gideon (CM)

Linus: Ashley Seaver (CM)

Terry Benedict: Ian Doyle (CM)

Tess: Emily Prentiss (CM)

Isabel Lahiri: Remy Laurent (OC)

Roman Nagel: Abby Scuito (NCIS)

Night Fox: Sophie Devereaux (Leverage)

Matsue: Richard Castle (Castle)

Agent Molly Starr: Carlton Lassiter (Psych)

Gasper LeMarc: Anjali Chantal (OC)

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AMSTERDAM, GERMANY-3 ½ YEARS AGO.

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Gatsby Algérnon was exhausted from her day job. Not to mention that it was raining as she reached the apartment. As soon as she enters her apartment and placed her stuff down, she sees her boyfriend sleeping on the double bed.

"Hey Remy."

"Hey, CeCe. How's your day?" asked Remy.

"Horrible. Just got a rare Egyptian vase. Could've made a sale a year ago. Now they just want to look at the pictures. You?"

"I had a great day. We've made a major breakthrough in the Bulgari Case."

"Really?" Gatsby sits on a chair, removing her shoes.

"Yeah. We've found a shoe print. All-stars, Special Edition 2007. It's sole has a unique flower print in the middle."

Gatsby picks up her shoe and looks at it. It's exactly as Remy described. She quickly hides her shoe under the couch.

"That's great. Anything else?" said Gatsby as she entered the bathroom and sat on the toilet bowl.

"We've also found a strand of hair. It's at the lab for DNA analysis. From that we will be able to find out what type of shampoo or conditioner it is and if he or she dyes his or her hair."

Gatsby looks at her bottles of shampoo, conditioner and red hair dye. It's official. She's going to get caught if she stays any longer.

"Having those extra men really paid off," said Remy.

"Oh, you're just being modest," said Gatsby, looking at the open window behind her.

"Aren't you coming to bed, Baby?" asked Remy.

Gatsby turns the shower tap on. "I'll take a quick shower first. Don't let me keep you up." Gatsby closed the bathroom door and then climbs up out of the open window behind the toilet, giving a loud "Hooooeeeeee!" before safely landing inside a dumpster below.

A/N: Here is the sequel to REID'S ELEVEN. Please read that story before reading this one. I hope you enjoy it!