Hi peoples! Ok this is our first fan fiction so please no flames…we worked very hard on this story…even tho we are the main characters and not Naruto, Neji, Kiba, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, Chouji, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, or Lee…
Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Jiriya, or Tsunde…we felt like doing this so next time (I'll make sure or it) we will not put ourselves in it…
But me and my friend decided (over the phone) one day to combine our minds into making a story…so yeah
If you notice different styles in writing throughout the course of this story all it means is that my friend has wrote that part of the story…
NOTE REAL LIFE SITUATIONS THAT HAVE HAPPEN TO ME WILL HAPPEN TO MY CHARACTHER (Keiko)
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT MY FRIEND (Miyoko)…MOST LIKELY ONLY IF SHE WANTS TO…
Some of the stuff we do is going to be made up tho (well duh…is called a FAN FICTION…)
Summery:
Keiko and Miyoko are students at Konoha High…they go through somewhat normal problems just like we do…unless you count crazy perverted late teachers…a drunk principle, and crazy kids and their chaotic love stories…how will they deal? Oh wait there is one way…I think…I suck at summary…just read it…
(kris :) me and my friend here decided one day to randomly start a never ending Fan Fiction! It just keeps going and going and going….
(shelli :) um…I don't think we can do a fan fiction that long
(kris :) and going and going…
(shelli :) SHUT UP LISTEN!!
(kris :) and goi-…ok…gosh… you don't have to yell at me…
(shelli:) but really I don't think it should be that long…I mean what if it not good and everybody hates it…
(kris:) yeah your right.., how about we just make it really long!!!!
(shelli:) sigh j-just start writing before I hit you again…
(kris:) OK!!
DISCLAMIER: WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO…CUZ IF WE DID WE WOULD KILL SAKURA AND INO…AND WE TAKE NEJI HOSTAGE (well at least shelli will…I won't)
Normal Speech
"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
Flashbacks
(Authors' note)
Konoha High
Chapter 1: First Day! Crap!
Keiko woke up to a very loud beeping in her ear and turned on her side. She sighed and looked the clock next to her bed, "5:00…" it was the first day of school, again and she had to get up. She just didn't want to…but and yet she had to.
'Stupid first day of school waking up at 5:00 in the freakin' morning, crap now I gotta go wake up stupid lazyass Miyoko…always mumbling about Neji…oh Neji! What the hell does she dream about?!' Keiko thought to herself as she dragged herself out of bed. "Mmmm…I don't wanna wake up yet…oh well" she mumbled to herself.
"Hey Miyoko…" Keiko shoved her friend a little.
"Neji…mmmm…Neji you smell nice..," She mumbled and turned her face into her pillow. Once again she was dreaming about Neji. (Sigh…) Keiko and Miyoko have been friends since the 1st grade. Ever since the 8th grade when they both decided to move to Konoha, Keiko has had to deal with Miyoko always talking about Neji Hyuga and how great he is. It gets annoying sometimes…especially when she forces her to hide out in the bushes next to his house all summer. Now that was awkward…
Miyoko shoved her head a little farther into her pillow as she mumbled something about Neji again.
'I swear one day she's gonna suffocate herself like that, and if not like that I'll do it myself.'
Oh sure they were great friends, but there was the occasional threating to kill each other. After all they have been roommates for a while now, how could it not get to them.
Keiko decided to leave her friend and get dress. "Lets see if she gets up later..," she headed to the bathroom and slipped on her school uniform. It was a dark blue plaid skirt and a white button up blouse with blue buttons and the school's crest on the left breast pocket in a dark navy blue. In the winter there's a black sweater to stay warm, but since it was practically summer it was too hot to wear it now. She put her almost shoulder length hair up in her usually semi low semi high ponytail she started to eat breakfast.
After getting dress, eating breakfast, packing her stuff, doing her hair, thinking about the classes she had, wondering if any of her friends were in her classes, and working on her laptop…Miyoko still hadn't woken up
Keiko sighed, "Miyoko you dumbass wake up before I kick you in the head and cause you serve brain damage!!" She yelled as she kicked her in the head anyway. Miyoko didn't get up; she just waved her above her head as if a fly was buzzing around. This cause Keiko to get really annoyed, a vein started to form in her forehead. There was only one way to get her up now…she leaned over to her friend and whispered four little words in her ear (which or course aren't true).
"WHAT?!?! Neji has a G-GIRLFRIEND!! WHEN!!" Miyoko yelled, "Ok I'm getting up now!" Miyoko jumped out of her bed too quickly and landed on the floor with a thud, "ow…"
Keiko laughed at her friend. Miyoko stood up and headed to the bathroom
"What's so funny?" She paused in the middle of pulling on her skirt in the bathroom.
"Don't worry about…I'll see you at school I'm gonna walk seeing how it's already 6:00," she waved and shut the door, and as soon as she got to the lobby she heard her scream, "6:00!! And you didn't wake me early!"
She laughed and headed towards the school.
Miyoko shut the door and turned the lock of her apartment. She had a pissed expression on her face. Keiko woke up and didn't even bother to wake her up too and now if she didn't hurry she would be late for school, and probably miss Neji too.
"Stupid Keiko…always messing with me, and she knows how I feel about him too but she just keeps on playing pranks on me…she really needs a better hobby other than typing on that computer of hers…or a boyfriend…" she was now in the parking lot opening her car door when she paused and smirked, "that's it, I need to hook Keiko up with somebody…now who did she say she had a crush on last…" she taped her finger on her chin and remembered somebody, "oh yeah…him, but that was way back in 8th grade…she couldn't possibly still like him, or could she and she just hasn't told me…" Miyoko opened the car door and started the engine, "ok then that's it…I'll bring Kiba and Keiko (Keiko and Kiba both start with K…hehe) together no matter what it takes!" She smiled and drove off to the school thinking of ways to bring her best friend and dog-boy together. So she was not expecting who she would see in the student parking lot when she got there.
Keiko reached to school at around 6:15, so that meant she had 45 minutes until classes started and she would have to meet her new weird teachers. She pulled out her laptop and started to type. She was always writing, whether it was always some sad love poem or a tragic love story, and it was always about a girl and unrequired love. They never had a happy endings to them these days. This was her like her private journal except it was on her computer so she could only access it, unless you stood motionless in back of her and read over her shoulder. Of course no one was ever quite enough to read more that one word just before she stops typing, shuts her computer and turns around to sneer at the person and ask coldly "what do you want and why are you hovering over me like some type of stalker?" Well at least that's how she met a certain Blonde haired boy back in 9th grade.
Flashback
Keiko sat under a big oak tree typing away as usual. There were a few stares in her direction but she didn't care. She had a big reputation back in middle school for her 'potty' mouth as some would say…so she had gotten a few stares back then too.
She was alone as usual because Miyoko has once again slept in and had to take the bus instead of walk with her, but either way Miyoko was not the walking type so she came alone. Keiko looked at her watch and saw she still had about 20 minutes till class so she continued to type.
It was already a few months since school actually started and she was still being beamed as an outcast. No friends other than Miyoko, not one sport, no hobbies other than typing stories and poems. Yep, automatically an outcast. She sighed and continued to type. This story was about friendship and how its was overrated. Early she had gotten into a fight with Miyoko again. So she was questioning her friendship with her. The stories she wrote always reflected her emotion at the moment.
Keiko sighed and stopped typing. She leaned back and stared at the sky and thought maybe it was a bad idea to move here away from old friends. She shook the though out of her head and closed her eyes. About ten minutes passed before she felt a presence hovering above her.
"What do you want stalker?" she asked annoyed that someone was going to interrupt her thoughts.
The person seemed taken back at the comment. He didn't say anything until it finally registered in his mind.
"Hey I'm no stalker…I was just-"
"Hovering mindlessly over me thinking about whether or not to skip school or just to sleep in class to risk less trouble…" she finished for him still keeping her eyes shut.
"Uh...no," he sat down next to her and leaned back too, "hey this is kinda nice…"
Keiko's eyes flew open and set up, "what…are you…doing?" She was getting really annoyed with this kid. His bright yellow hair was blinding her, his skin was freakishly pink…and the orange and white outfit he wore was just screaming 'shot me, I'm and open target'.
"Well, I'm lying on the grass in front of the school seeing if the girl that always typing on a laptop is weird." He replied sitting back up, "so what do you write about on that thing?"
"None of your business," she started to gather her things and stood up, "well then as you can tell yes I am very weird so if you'll excuse me I-"the blonde grabbed her wrist before she could finish her sentence and spoke.
"Look the real reason why I came over here is because you seemed kinda lonely and needed a friend…" he let go of her wrist. For the first time in months someone actually wanted to be her friend, not like the people who only are your friends once you have some type of food product. This has happen to Keiko many times. The conversation usually goes like this:
Random person who wants food: Hey…Girl, remember me…form 5th grade, yeah can I get something?? I'll pay you, NAW man how you gonna do that to ya boy??
Keiko usually doesn't even reply.
Once she finally came to, she looked down to see if yellow top was gone, 'WHAT THE HELL WHERE'D HE GO???' she yelled in her head. She scanned the area until she came across a blur of orange.
"AHA! There you are!" she yelled over to the blonde sitting on the front stairs to the school alone. Everyone turned to look at the Keiko, 'cause well they never actually heard her talk other than to give you an answer to a question or to tell you to go away. Never had they actually heard her yell before. It kinda scared them…
She strolled up to the orange wonder (yes…she came with many nicknames for him) and sat down next to him. He smirked, "what do you want stalker?"
She smiled and looked at her hands as she spoke, "well I'm sitting on the front steps of the school seeing if the dude in orange has any other color beside orange…my name's Keiko by the way…"
"Naruto, nice to meet you, and yes actually I do have other colors I just don't-"he stopped and looked up, "um…why are you standing?"
Keiko turned and smiled an evil smile. She grabbed his arm and dragged his towards the road.
"Hey wait school's about to start-"
"I don't care your taking me to your house and I'm gonna force you into changing from your 'shot me' outfit into I'm too smexy," she laughed. She couldn't help it for the first time in along time she actually had other friends other than just Miyoko.
To make a long story short, they skipped school went to Naruto's house and went through his closet and only found one black pants. All the rest was orange. She threw out all of his orange clothes and forced him to buying any color but orange.
Ever since things just seemed progressed from there. Soon after she met Shikamaru and Chouji. Then Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten, Then Neji and Sasuke and lastly Kiba…well technically she met him the same year she met Naruto but she just couldn't talk to him. Oh yeah and Lee (but he's kinda weird…always talking about Youth or something) and Gaara (or as I like to call him Mr. Panda…) oh, and his brother and sister…
End of Flashback
Keiko smiled inwardly to herself and stopped typing, 'I have so many friends now that I think about.'
"KEIKO!! STOP DAYDREAMING AND GET OVER HERE!" yelled a certain blonde. Keiko looked and saw Naruto waving frantically at her. She smiled and picked up her stuff.
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming blondie…" She started over to him it seems that she either tripped over a rock, twig, or her own feet and fell face first smashing to the ground…"owie…" she sat up and rubbed her nose. The whole school stared at her for about a minute. A vein started to pop out of her forehead, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTERS LOOKING AT!?!" she yelled. The students turned away from Keiko.
Naruto sighed and shook his head with disappointment in his friend. She was so uncoordinated sometimes. Keiko's eye was twitching as she glared at the other students, 'hump' she crossed her arms and pouted.
'And she can be a pain in the ass too…how does Miyoko live with her…' Naruto walked over to Keiko, "Keiko I think you need anger management classes…" he pulled her up from off the ground.
"No I don't…I can control my anger perfectly," she crossed her arms once more.
"You are so stubborn…come on lets wait over here for Hinata and the others." Naruto's lips curved into a small smile.
Keiko was about to argue just as she always did when she saw Naruto smiling like an utter idiot, "Hey…what are you smiling about Orange dude?"
"Huh..?"
"Oh…I get it you like the Hyuga girl…don't you blondie…" Keiko grinned devilishly. Naruto blushed and smiled a bit more, "by the silence I'm taking it that you do have feelings for her."
"I don't really know…whenever I'm around her I have feel really funny, and whenever she smiles I just want to hug her…" his smiled faded, "but I'm just street trash that doesn't deserves her."
"WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME NARUTO!?!" Keiko took her laptop and hit him in the head.
"Ow…why'd you do that?" he rubbed head
"You idiot…never tell yourself that… you my friend, are not trash, you are worthy of anybody you want…except for me naturally, I'm so smexy no one deserves me," Keiko smirked, 'well except Kiba, but I'm defiantly not tell this loud month that…" she put an arm on Naruto's shoulder," awwww…little blondie's in love…they just grow up right before your eyes…" she ruffled his hair.
"Hey, hey what makes you think I'm in…l-love with her…" he smoothed back out his hair.
"Are you kidding me…who have you been hanging out with all summer?"
"You.., and Hinata-chan."
"And who do you always stare at during class?"
"…"
"No answer I see, then who do you always suggest we hang out with MORE…"
"Hinata-chan…"
"Hey…why do you always call Hinata, Hinata-CHAN…you don't even call me that…"
"Hey where's Miyoko, I mean you guys live together where is she?"
"Oh probably just getting here, searching for Neji…I swear that girl- Hey don't change the subject damnit!" Keiko sighed, "Oh whatever, I give up, lets just find our lockers and figure out where everyone else is…" Keiko started to walk up the schools steps when she slid on an old candy rapper and fell to the bottom head first, "OWIE!!!!" Naruto sighed and went to his friends aid…
Miyoko opened her car door in the school parking lot as hard and fast as she could, she was already 20 minutes late for class. Well could you blame her? First of all she had to find the darn keys, then she had to find the car in the apartment parking lot. When she had finally found that of course she had to get coffee, and a doughnut…
"Stupid Keiko making me late for stupid school…I'm gonna kill her when I see her at lunch…" she mumbled to herself. She opened her car door and banged it into another car, "opps…hehe maybe they won't notice the dent…"
The dent Miyoko had mad was about the size of a soccer ball…she slowly realized who's car it was and started to back away from it and bumped into something hard, and yet soft. She turned slowly. She gasped and stuttered, "O-oh hi N-Neji…why a-are you here, I mean class started 25 minutes ago."
"Well I could ask you the same question, Miyoko," he said smirking. He started to walk towards his newly dented car.
"w-what…what the hell happened to MY CAR!!"
Miyoko shuddered and started to creep away slowly backwards towards the school, when something grabbed her wrist. She felt an evil aura engulf her being. Neji tighten his grip which made Miyoko wince from pain.
"Did you do that to my car Miyoko…the one I saved for 3 years to get…?"
"Um…uh…I-I don't know what your talking about- KEIKO DID IT!" Miyoko slipped out of his grasp and ran into the building and ran right into Keiko who was at her locker.
"Ow! What the hell…M-MIYOKO?!" She shouted.
"I advise you to get to class…and fast, I told Neji you dented his new car and well…his has blood lust in his eye…hehe, SORRY!" and with that Miyoko ran all the way to class and not soon after Neji came in the building with the intent to kill. He narrowed his eyes at Keiko, "where is she?"
Keiko raised an eyebrow, "where's who?"
"You know who…Miyoko…she dented my car…"
"Oh…well she went to class…but you'll see her at lunch." She closed her locker and walked away from Neji, "well I'll see you at lunch then…"
Well there it is first chapter is UP!!! YES!!! 3 Please R+R and stay tuned for
Chapter 2: Lunch chaos!
Kris: I'm tired…it took me a month and a few weeks to finish haha
Shelli: wow…that's sad….
Kris: yes…yes it is…but now it's your turn!!! Muhahahahaha
Shelli: sighs, shakes head