AN: Ok, this idea, yeah, it's lame, it's pretty much what I think Zim should've thought during the episode "Bloaty's Pizza Hog" when Gaz, Dib, and Zim were in the escape pods. Just so you know, I just came up with this idea today, and haven't even had time to write it down, so, I'm making it up as I go along. This story is short, sweet, and to the point. Please no flames, I'm giving myself enough to go around.
Zim's POV (yes, throughout the whole story)
"Dialog" (There's not much of that)
'Thoughts' (Basically the whole story is his thoughts, but not much is italicized)
Disclaimer: Just like any of you, I don't own Invader Zim, even if we all wish we could. It still belongs to the Almighty Jhonen Vasquez.
Enjoy yourselves, because I certainly can't having this story in my mind!
The small human girl tricked me into revealing that there were indeed escape pods on the Space Base. But she won't be able to outrun my superior flying skills. I pressed the button that enabled me to fire lasers and began to shoot, open fire. She dodged every laser with grace. Obviously those videogames that she plays al the time has taught her to be able to fly a ship, even one as advanced as my Irken technology. The laser missals shot into the Earth's moon, creating even more craters along the way. But one of the missals was powerful, just enough to take chunks out of the moon's surface. One of them flew up and destroyed my laser cannon. Angrily, I moved the joystick back and forth, eventually ripping it off the control panel. I pressed another button, allowing the damaged gun to descend into the body of the ship. A new cannon appeared with a grappling hook attached to it. It fired and attached to the ship Gaz was flying. Our ships collided and spun, getting closer the Earth.
"To easy," I said to myself, sure that I would be victorious. She turned the thrusters on, trying to get away from me and my ship. While trying to get away, and my ship still being attached to hers, I flew over her ship, the cockpits now in front of each other. We now faced each other. She then got a smile on her face, something very rare to see on this human, as she is the Queen of all things dark and gothic. The smile was menacing and evil, even more evil than I, ZIM, could be. She waved to me with the evil look on her face before hitting a button and breaking free of the grappling hook's grip, sending me spiraling in space.
'That look suits her face well. She must be evil, perhaps I can get her on my side, and we could take over the world together. With her evil-ness, and my brilliance, we could rule over this filthy ball of dirt. Her, my evil Queen, and I, her evil King. But how could I get her to help me, for she is the sister of Dib. Perhaps a bit of persuasion would do the trick? But first, I must capture her annoying brother, even if that means capturing her as well.' I thought this as I was spiraling, and hyperventilating and sweating. I never did enjoy the spinning. She flew to Earth, her ship catching fire as she flew through the atmosphere.
'I must track them down, and take Dib back to the base and his sister as well. Together, we can rule with an iron fist! And possibly torture Dib…yeah, that sounds good,' my last thoughts in space before flying through the atmosphere.
AN: Well, didn't I tell you it was lame? And yet you decided to read it anyways, didn't you? Oh well, I do not control your minds, though someone must've controlled mine because I actually typed this crap up and posted it here. Oh well, review if ya wanna, but like I said, no flames, I'm giving myself enough of them.