Sword-chan- Welcome to my newest fic, Sleeping Mew Mews. I GET TO SPY ON ALL THE MEW MEWS (And aliens, creators, and Spawn Of Satan A.K.A Masaya) DREAMS!
Kishuu- This should be… Fun o-o
Sword-chan- So let's start with Retasu/Lettuce/NOT BRIDGET's dreams!
Kishuu- Why not me?
Sword-chan- Retasu doesn't get enough attention…
Retasu- No! I don't WANT attention!
Sword-chan- Hmm, O.K, I'll just focus on Ms. Mary Sue And Over-Rated Ichigo's dreams…
Ichigo- HEY!
Kishuu- Hush, kitten, she didn't mean it… She always makes you saiken in her fics…
Sword-chan- Bad pun, bud. -.-; Anyways, I'll just focus on Ichigo's…
Retasu- On second thought…
All But Ichigo- YAY!
X.x.X- Chapter 1- Mageec -X.x.X
A crazed fan -somehow- found her way into Takahashi's and Ikumi's realm of Tokyo Mew Mew—Then Retasu's house, then Retasu's room.
"Ceezus Jheriast, she's obsessed with MAGICAL MIDORI DOLLS!" (A/N- Midori is a roleplay character for J-Rock Band RPs of mine… Well, I was vague in my description of her walking, so someone thought she'd walked through walls and called her magical Midori! From that, a theme song, dolls… An anime… Yeah. All imaginary.) Sword-chan whispered in awe, that her own little roleplay character had somehow popped into Retasu's room. After a few minutes of awe, she decided it must be because Midori has green streaks, and her name means green and all.
"Kay, time to use my authoress powers…" then she sighed, "But it's so much more fun to become a fan character… OH WELLS! AUTHORESS- Oops, can't shout. Authoress powers… Come unto me…!" Of course, no light or anything came unto her, but in her little, crazed mind it did. Anywho, she sort of zapped herself into Retasu's mind, surprised she could fit in there. (XD)
After a few minutes of whacking seaweed away, Retasu came into view in her Mew-Mermaid form, singing some weird song in a language Sword-chan (Or anyone else) could understand. She sang,
"Shmaa shi o laaaaaannnnggggo! La… La… Mm dee dum ka lumanyozi shima, shima oooooooohhhhh shimashima…" then launched into a weird 70s-ish dance.
"Yep. Just keep dancing. Yeah. Break it down," said Sword-chan in a mono-tone, "Oh golly gee, the POINT. Yep. Rock it…"
"Oh!" cried out Retasu in surprise, turning a greenish-red, "What're you doing here? I GOT RID OF YOU IN THERAPY!"
"Nope! I'm that crazy person who writes weird fanfictions in which you have played roles in very little! So, I decided to do THIS! And go into your dreams!"
"So you're really here?"
"Yep,"
"Not in my mind?"
"Nope."
"I can't say 'Poo-poo!" and you'll go away?"
"Um… I'm not sure about that one…"
"POO-POO!"
"Doesn't look like it," Sword-chan retorted, forgetting she was still in monotone. Puffing out her cheeks and sticking her hands in her pockets, she looked around the realm. Pretty much a seaweed forest… Clams… Pearls… Jeez, doesn't this girl think about anything BUT the ocean?
I heard that, Retasu beamed.
Oh lord, TELAPATHY. What's NEXT? Replied Sword-chan, sending Retasu an image of Sword-chan glaring very squinty-like.
That, Retasu mentally-muttered, pointing at a merman with teal hair.
He's cuuuuuute.
He's my dream boyfriend - NOT ANYMORE!Sword-chan realized that, being in a dream and underwater, it was easier to think herself a mermaid and swim than to walk as a human.
"I'm PINK!" she gasped, regaining her crazy-ditziness (If you didn't notice, she'd been acting semi-clever for a while, much like her real self… Elizabeth. Moi), "I'm pink! AND CUTE! And a mermaid but who cares DUDE I'M CUTE!" Retasu seemed to have noticed that, also, for she had swum to a patch of dead seaweed and started to look very down. Sword-chan weighed possibilites on her hand.
Bishonen merman, Retasu's not being depressed and suicidal… Hmm… It's so hard…"Hey there!" chirped the now pink mermaiden, swimming next to him, "I'm, uh, new here… And… What's your name?"
"Su,"
"Oh…" Sue? "I didn't quite catch that…"
"Su."
"O.K, thanks!" SUE? EW! Who would name a dream-merman SUE? Mermaiden awkwardly swam to mermaiden, flailing arms and beaming incoherant thoughts. Eventually she thought YOU NAMED HIM SUE?
Yes. Su. S-U.
OH! I thought you meant… S-U-E… But what's the difference?
It's short for Sushumoshimo.
Oh… Is that even a name!
No… Why should it be? Is it weird! Oh no… I'm a freak!
No! NO YOU ARENT! AAAIIIEEE! -runs away- I CANT RUN IN MY MIND!
-cry cry-
Swallowing thickly, authoress/mermaid/future hobo tried to calm a (now physichally…) crying Retasu.
"I'm sure you're perfectly, perfectly normal! Su is a normal name, too! Heh… I mean! No! Su is SO normal! Almost every boy I know has it!"
"Then why w-w-were you s-s-so shocked? I-i… It can't be so!"
"Can so!"
"Can't be!"
"What if we were to change his name and make it normal?"
"SO IT WASN'T NORMAL?"
"Sigh… No…"
"But you just said it WAS!"
"I lied!"
"Lieing is bad…" Retasu glared, getting a positively sinister look in her eyes, which, might I add, were slo-o-owly turning red.
Now, it isn't bad to have red eyes, but from green to red is an absolutely odd thing to happen, especially when you're calm as cake! If cake is calm at all… Heh…
"Not if you do it to make someone happy!" desperatly insisted Sword-chan.
"Lieing is bad…" she repeated, sucking in one cheek and glaring harder, ending up looking somewhat like a dog with it's eyes closed while gnawing on a hard piece of bone.
"Soooo?"
"WHATCHA MEAN SO? ID'YOT!" spewed the mermaid, shooting out after Sword-chan screaming 'Meerrrmeeeoooo!'
X.x.X
Thud. Sword-chan landed on the wooden floor. Keeping herself from 'meeeee'ing out in pain, she turned to the tossing and turning Retasu, whom was murmuring 'Not weird not weird… No, Su, nooo'
"Uh-oh… Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run run run…"
X.x.X- Fin –X.x.X
Sword-chan- -bow- Yes, yes, that's a sample of whats to come!
Cast Of TMM- -cower in fear-
Sword-chan- -glare-
Kishuu- -devises plan to anihilate Sword-