Disclaimer: I do not own Squaresoft.

I'm sure everyone who has played this game has noticed Selphie's dress. It's small, it's short, and could probably only be worn legally by a video game character. Therefore, on with the song.

Written to the tune of 'Stacy's Mom', here's:

Selphie's Dress

Selphie's dress, where the hell's the rest?

Selphie's dress, where the hell's the rest?

Selphie, have you checked out your height this year? {height this year)

And when you sit down, don't you have any fear-ear-ear-ear-ear? (have any fear)

When's the last time that you bought a new dress? (bought a dress)

And did you realize, that it's covering less and less and less? (covering less)

And I know you may have been just preoccupied.

But Irvine saw that skirt and he could not believe his eyes!

Selphie's dress, where the hell's the rest? It's barely there, and it's waist-length at it's best. Selphie, you have grown, I thought you might have known. But I looked at your dress, and Selphie, where the hell's the rest?

Selphie's dress, where the hell's the rest?

Selphie's dress, where the hell's the rest?

I started to sense that something was wrong. (something's wrong)

When you stood and your friends all saw your tho-o-o-o-ong. (saw your thong)

And you seem too innocent to realize. (realize)

That those things can attract weirdo guy-uy-uy-uy-uys. (weirdo guys)

And I'm sure that this problem never crossed your mind.But wear something longer, a t-shirt would do just fine!

(chorus)

(musical interlude)