GAH! I just deleted this and now I have to start over!!!! NOOO!!!
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Rukia walked in the house and through the hallway ready to go into the living room and up the stairs until a hand grabbed her and covered her mouth, making a finger tward his mouth indicating her to be quiet.
"Ichigo, what the hell?" she hissed following his silent instruction.
He said nothing but made a movement with his head in the direction of the door. She peeked only to see Kurosaki Isshin eating some small bean type thing from a plastic bag, looking around nervously. She pulled back with a questioning look.
" Wha-?" she started, but was met with his hand to her mouth again.
" Jelly Belly's, his favorite candy. He never let's us see him eating them." He answered in a whisper.
She had no time to ask why he wouldn't allow to be seen eating them, they were just candies, right, because Ichigo whispered with a smirk, " Follow my lead." And was led into the living room with Ichigo's arm around her neck and a big smile plastered on his normally scowling face, just as Isshin was putting one into his mouth. On seeing them he quickly his the bag and turned to face the TV in front so they wouldn't see any sign that a candy was in his mouth and didn't dare chew or talk.
" Hey dad, guess what?" asked Ichigo with his big smile still on " You're gonna be a grandfather!"
Isshin spit out the candy so hard it rebounded off the TV and hit him straight in the eye.
" Ahh, shit." He hissed clutching his eye.
" Gotcha, dad." Said Ichigo stealing the bag from his father and leaving upstairs to his room.
Rukia just stared, too dumb-founded by that pregnancy comment to do anything, and then charged into a fury and upstairs.
" Kurosaki Ichigo! How dare you use me for your evil candy plots and make such disturbing comments about my intimacies! Come back here you ass!"
" Ahh, so I'm not a grandfather. At least not yet." Isshin smirked; forgetting his eye, but was soon reminded when Karin flung flour at her father.
" You had Jelly Belly's and you didn't share?" she cried.
" MY EYES! MY FREAKING EYES! DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME! THEY BUUUUUURN!"the poor man screamed.
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DEAR GOD I AM SOOO SORRY EVERYONE!! fanfiction was being the uncool kind of gay and not letting me update! jeez, fag!! R & R!
-Tobi