Original: 1-27-04
Revised: 4-19-04
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ or Gold Diggers and I have no money. So would those
two black sedans please get out from in front of my house?
Set after failed wedding in Ranma timeline. Haven't read Gold Diggers but I have a
general idea of what happens for the most part from reading other's fics. In this one, she
has not met Stripe. I don't' care if it messes up the timeline. It's my story.
Interlycanthropy
~~ Two weeks after the failed wedding ceremony~~
Twas the night before school
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a Mousse
"RANMA NO BAKA"
With the exception of a violent macho tomboy.
*Splash*
"Whatcha do that for?!?!"
And a certain aqua-transexual.
"Why'd you come in so late? I bet you were out with that Chinese slut Shampoo."
"HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON YOUR FIANCE!!"
… and one demon-headed crybaby
"Oh whoa is me, to born an ungrateful son that would cheat on his fiancé. To make up for
this you should marry her immediately."
"Quite right Saotome, I'll go call a priest."
…. Errr and a overweight idiotic child abusing panda…
"Oh my. That's not very appropriate Ranma-kun"
And one angel in disguise.
"SWEETO"
*Punt*
and one…. Oh forget it.
"I didn't do nothin. I was late cause that a certain tomboy punted me to Juuban after
school!"
"Yeah right, you expect me to believe a pervert like you?"
"You'd think after I killed a God for you that you'd at least give me the benefit of a
doubt and trust me some time."
"Killed a God, yeah right, that was just some baka on a power trip. I could've beaten him
easily. And why would I trust you? You're nothing but a womanizing pervert that lies,
cheats, and steals. I'll never trust you and I wish I never met you."
Since the wedding Akane has only gotten worse than before. Now he'd get free air fare
just for looking at her. Ranma had only been staying there to try and salvage what was
left of this relationship, but this was the last straw.
Everyone was surprised to see a bonfire erupt over Ranma-chan as her fury came forth,
swirling in bright red swirls like a cyclone and reaching higher than the roof of the dojo.
'Uh oh, I think I went to far.' Was the thought that suddenly came into Akane's head.
"So, you wish you never met me? Can't trust me? Well fine, I've had it. I've been putting
up with you for two years saving your ass cause you think you're a true martial artist but
can't even beat Kuno anymore. You broke the engagement last time but guess what, this
time it's my turn!"
Akane's face began to pale
"Tendo Akane, I am no longer your fiancé and will never be again. I hereby will never
darken your door again as you seem to want it that way."
As Ranma ascended the stairs to get his things Akane started to cry as she fell to her
knees and stared at her hands in her lap.
'What have I done.' Was the only thought going through her mind right now.
"Waaaaaaah, the schools will never be joined!"
Genma followed Ranma up the stairs to escape from getting drenched and try to beat I
mean talk some sense in his son.
"Boy where do you think you're going? Go down there right now and apologize to your
fiancé!"
"NO, never again shall I be that tomboy's fiancé. If you want the schools joined so badly,
you do it!"
As Ranma finished packing and shouldered his bag Genma blocked the door and got into
a defensive stance.
"I'm afraid I can't let you leave boy."
"You can't stop me."
As Ranma tried to push past his father he was attacked by said idiot.
*BAM*
But that didn't really matter to the Godslayer as one hit sent Genma down the stairs in a
crumbled heap.
As he reached the bottom of the stairs Genma slowly got to his feet and faced Ranma's
retreating back.
"You leave me no choice boy, if I have to unseal the Yama-sen-ken to keep you here,
then so be it."
"Stop right there you bastard" came a new voice.
Ranma was a little shocked to hear this from a voice he recognized, the voice of his
mother.
"No-chan, when did you get here?" asked a sweating soon to be panda.
"Don't call me that, I've been here since that violent maniac hit my son for no reason.
And I see now that it's a good thing I have been. I think it's time to end this little charade
Genma."
Ranma was curious as to why Genma started to sweat like crazy.
"Now now, lets not be hasty."
"No, I refuse to stand by and watch you abuse my son any longer. I know we had an
agreement that by using your name and living in your house that he would be your heir,
but you have taken that and run with it. I haven't seen my son for over 6 years because you
took
him away and abused him in the name of your art."
"What's this about mom?"
"Ranma, Genma is not your father."
"…."
As Ranma tossed this around in his head he thought back to all the abuse and psycho training
he's endured thanks to this man. He looks at the man he called pops for his whole life and
suddenly got a wicked smile. Not the usual smirk that he gives his opponents, but a rather….
Evil smile.
"You've had this comin panda. It's time I showed you a new technique I've been
working on."
Genma starts to back away from the boy that slew a god.
"Mommy"
Ranma drags him back out to the backyard where the Tendo family still remained.
"Guess what Soun, you're family gets to keep its honor. It seems that this bastard isn't
even my father."
Several gasps were heard from the girls as Ranma uses this time to toss Genma into the
air.
"Katchu-tenshin-amigurikan revised: Body Slide"
He then disappeared and with a sick sound Genma's body suddenly become one huge twisted
bruise. The Tendo's all stood there with their mouths wide open in shock. As Ranma
came back into view.
"Hehe, I'm finally free. I'm not a Saotome. I don't have to put up with that bastard's crap
anymore."
"The schools must be joined!" said tweedle dummer.
"WRONG! I'm not a Saotome, so his promise to you means nothing to me. I don't have
to marry a Tendo, a Kuonji, or a Daijoku. You should be happy ya know. This way there
is no loss of honor on either side. There was never an heir for that fat arse panda in the
first place. Mom, lets go."
And with that Ranma and Nadoka left the Tendo dojo to get her belongings from the
Saotome home so they can start their new life.
"By the way…. mom?"
"Yes?"
"What is our last name?"
"Talbain"
As they packed their things, Ranma found out that his mom was in fact very wealthy and
that they were going to move to America. But before they left she stopped him.
"Son, there's a few more things that you should know about your heritage and why we
went into hiding. About 4 months before you were born there was a group of werewolves
that one day met a group of werecheetahs. They decided to live together despite previous
hostilities in peace. Until one day while hunting, a werewolf overheard that a plan from a
couple of its group to wipe out all of the werecheetahs was being put in to action right
then. Now this werewolf happened to like the werecheetahs and was friends with a few.
he ran to warn them, but by the time he got word to their leader, he was too late. The
other werewolves were already slaughtering families in their sleep. He met up with his
wife and tried in vain to stop them until he was finally taken down. His wife dashed as far and
as fast as her legs would take her. She knew she had to go into hiding and fled to Japan
where she met a wandering martial artist. He took care of her wounds and they talked. She
told him that she needed a place to hide and he said that he needed an heir to his martial
arts. So they made a deal. She would use his name and her son would be his heir."
She paused to let this sink in. "Do you know who this is about son?"
"Not a clue." The house then shook from a massive face fault.
As she got up she wondered again just how much of a worthless man that panda really is.
"The werewolf was your father, and you were the child."
"But I ain't no werewolf. I don't change at a full moon or anything."
"I had your abilities sealed so no one would suspect and you could live a normal life."
She then handed him a vile of a green liquid. "Drink this and you will be your true self after a
about month."
Ranma thought about this, his life has been in chaos as long as he could remember. He's seen
all kinds of creatures from minotaur to youkai and just found out that he was really a
werewolf.
'Feh, not the weirdest thing I've seen.'
With that he drank.
~~~~~~ A few weeks later in Atlanta, Georgia ~~~~~~~~~~
Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers, the adventurer, lycanthrope, and all around hottie was
sunbathing in human form when she noticed that next door there was a moving van. This
normally wouldn't have sparked her curiosity, but there was a pigtailed boy overseeing
the moving of some of the furniture that got her interest.
'Mmmmm beefy. I'll just have to go meet the neighbors'
With this thought she approached the unsuspecting young lad while clad in a very small
cheetah skinned bikini. As he sensed her he turned around and froze as he noticed that the
most beautiful girl he had ever seen was headed his way. She noticed the freeze and
decided to tease him a little by changing her walk to a sexy gait. As she got near he tried
to look at anything but her and settled for the ground as he started to blush.
"Hi, I see you're our new neighbor, my name's Brittany, but you can call me Cheetah."
"Um, hi. My name's Ranma, Ranma Talbain. Nice to meet you."
"So do you always turn that shade of red when you meet a new girl?" came a
mischievous reply.
"Ano…. Around pretty ones….." Now it's her turn to blush as he realizes what he just
said and blushed harder than before and stiffens when he remembers what would happen if a
certain tomboy back home had heard that.
"Um I.. I mean uh……" 'Oh shit I'm gonna die.' He thinks as he turns around hoping to
make the mallet hurt less.
She mistakes this action for one of shyness instead of fear of getting brained and decides
to have a little more fun.
"Keep that up and I just may have to have a little fun with you cutie." She whispers in his
ear while leaning up against his backside and wrapping her arms around him.
Surprise was not enough to keep his face from going atomic purple now as his mind goes into
la-la-land. With that done she heads back into her house to watch from a window.
After a few minutes he finally calms down enough to think straight.
'Wow, I think I'm gonna like it here if she's my neighbor.'
He looks at the movers and notices them having trouble getting a grand piano off of the
truck. He runs to them yelling, "I got it." To which he receives a "yeah right" look. His
only reply was lifting the entire thing and carrying it in the house. Two movers and one
teenage werecheetah could only stare in astonishment as their jaws are on the floor.
"Hey Brit, you waiting for flies to enter or what?" Came Brianna's sarcastic taunt.
"Boy… piano… boy…. Lift ….. boy….. "
"Huh?"
"MMMMMM BEEFY!"
** Author's Note **
not sure on spelling on some things.
and what is the name of the third fiance?
i remember that it was revealed in the one
about martial arts food delivery, but i can't
find that one... i think i lost it.
i do think that ranma is a genius, its just
that he's so used to hiding it, that it will
take a while for it to come out in the open.
my cuz was supposed to preread this, but it has
been a week and i still haven't heard from him.
This is my first fic and a few may be out of character
a little. hopefully my writing style will get better.
this thing has been givin me hassles about uploading
with the format i want it in, it keeps trying to put
a space between each line i have. i think i got it fixed tho.
be sure to read and review.
Rudy 4/23/2004
Revised: 4-19-04
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ or Gold Diggers and I have no money. So would those
two black sedans please get out from in front of my house?
Set after failed wedding in Ranma timeline. Haven't read Gold Diggers but I have a
general idea of what happens for the most part from reading other's fics. In this one, she
has not met Stripe. I don't' care if it messes up the timeline. It's my story.
Interlycanthropy
~~ Two weeks after the failed wedding ceremony~~
Twas the night before school
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a Mousse
"RANMA NO BAKA"
With the exception of a violent macho tomboy.
*Splash*
"Whatcha do that for?!?!"
And a certain aqua-transexual.
"Why'd you come in so late? I bet you were out with that Chinese slut Shampoo."
"HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON YOUR FIANCE!!"
… and one demon-headed crybaby
"Oh whoa is me, to born an ungrateful son that would cheat on his fiancé. To make up for
this you should marry her immediately."
"Quite right Saotome, I'll go call a priest."
…. Errr and a overweight idiotic child abusing panda…
"Oh my. That's not very appropriate Ranma-kun"
And one angel in disguise.
"SWEETO"
*Punt*
and one…. Oh forget it.
"I didn't do nothin. I was late cause that a certain tomboy punted me to Juuban after
school!"
"Yeah right, you expect me to believe a pervert like you?"
"You'd think after I killed a God for you that you'd at least give me the benefit of a
doubt and trust me some time."
"Killed a God, yeah right, that was just some baka on a power trip. I could've beaten him
easily. And why would I trust you? You're nothing but a womanizing pervert that lies,
cheats, and steals. I'll never trust you and I wish I never met you."
Since the wedding Akane has only gotten worse than before. Now he'd get free air fare
just for looking at her. Ranma had only been staying there to try and salvage what was
left of this relationship, but this was the last straw.
Everyone was surprised to see a bonfire erupt over Ranma-chan as her fury came forth,
swirling in bright red swirls like a cyclone and reaching higher than the roof of the dojo.
'Uh oh, I think I went to far.' Was the thought that suddenly came into Akane's head.
"So, you wish you never met me? Can't trust me? Well fine, I've had it. I've been putting
up with you for two years saving your ass cause you think you're a true martial artist but
can't even beat Kuno anymore. You broke the engagement last time but guess what, this
time it's my turn!"
Akane's face began to pale
"Tendo Akane, I am no longer your fiancé and will never be again. I hereby will never
darken your door again as you seem to want it that way."
As Ranma ascended the stairs to get his things Akane started to cry as she fell to her
knees and stared at her hands in her lap.
'What have I done.' Was the only thought going through her mind right now.
"Waaaaaaah, the schools will never be joined!"
Genma followed Ranma up the stairs to escape from getting drenched and try to beat I
mean talk some sense in his son.
"Boy where do you think you're going? Go down there right now and apologize to your
fiancé!"
"NO, never again shall I be that tomboy's fiancé. If you want the schools joined so badly,
you do it!"
As Ranma finished packing and shouldered his bag Genma blocked the door and got into
a defensive stance.
"I'm afraid I can't let you leave boy."
"You can't stop me."
As Ranma tried to push past his father he was attacked by said idiot.
*BAM*
But that didn't really matter to the Godslayer as one hit sent Genma down the stairs in a
crumbled heap.
As he reached the bottom of the stairs Genma slowly got to his feet and faced Ranma's
retreating back.
"You leave me no choice boy, if I have to unseal the Yama-sen-ken to keep you here,
then so be it."
"Stop right there you bastard" came a new voice.
Ranma was a little shocked to hear this from a voice he recognized, the voice of his
mother.
"No-chan, when did you get here?" asked a sweating soon to be panda.
"Don't call me that, I've been here since that violent maniac hit my son for no reason.
And I see now that it's a good thing I have been. I think it's time to end this little charade
Genma."
Ranma was curious as to why Genma started to sweat like crazy.
"Now now, lets not be hasty."
"No, I refuse to stand by and watch you abuse my son any longer. I know we had an
agreement that by using your name and living in your house that he would be your heir,
but you have taken that and run with it. I haven't seen my son for over 6 years because you
took
him away and abused him in the name of your art."
"What's this about mom?"
"Ranma, Genma is not your father."
"…."
As Ranma tossed this around in his head he thought back to all the abuse and psycho training
he's endured thanks to this man. He looks at the man he called pops for his whole life and
suddenly got a wicked smile. Not the usual smirk that he gives his opponents, but a rather….
Evil smile.
"You've had this comin panda. It's time I showed you a new technique I've been
working on."
Genma starts to back away from the boy that slew a god.
"Mommy"
Ranma drags him back out to the backyard where the Tendo family still remained.
"Guess what Soun, you're family gets to keep its honor. It seems that this bastard isn't
even my father."
Several gasps were heard from the girls as Ranma uses this time to toss Genma into the
air.
"Katchu-tenshin-amigurikan revised: Body Slide"
He then disappeared and with a sick sound Genma's body suddenly become one huge twisted
bruise. The Tendo's all stood there with their mouths wide open in shock. As Ranma
came back into view.
"Hehe, I'm finally free. I'm not a Saotome. I don't have to put up with that bastard's crap
anymore."
"The schools must be joined!" said tweedle dummer.
"WRONG! I'm not a Saotome, so his promise to you means nothing to me. I don't have
to marry a Tendo, a Kuonji, or a Daijoku. You should be happy ya know. This way there
is no loss of honor on either side. There was never an heir for that fat arse panda in the
first place. Mom, lets go."
And with that Ranma and Nadoka left the Tendo dojo to get her belongings from the
Saotome home so they can start their new life.
"By the way…. mom?"
"Yes?"
"What is our last name?"
"Talbain"
As they packed their things, Ranma found out that his mom was in fact very wealthy and
that they were going to move to America. But before they left she stopped him.
"Son, there's a few more things that you should know about your heritage and why we
went into hiding. About 4 months before you were born there was a group of werewolves
that one day met a group of werecheetahs. They decided to live together despite previous
hostilities in peace. Until one day while hunting, a werewolf overheard that a plan from a
couple of its group to wipe out all of the werecheetahs was being put in to action right
then. Now this werewolf happened to like the werecheetahs and was friends with a few.
he ran to warn them, but by the time he got word to their leader, he was too late. The
other werewolves were already slaughtering families in their sleep. He met up with his
wife and tried in vain to stop them until he was finally taken down. His wife dashed as far and
as fast as her legs would take her. She knew she had to go into hiding and fled to Japan
where she met a wandering martial artist. He took care of her wounds and they talked. She
told him that she needed a place to hide and he said that he needed an heir to his martial
arts. So they made a deal. She would use his name and her son would be his heir."
She paused to let this sink in. "Do you know who this is about son?"
"Not a clue." The house then shook from a massive face fault.
As she got up she wondered again just how much of a worthless man that panda really is.
"The werewolf was your father, and you were the child."
"But I ain't no werewolf. I don't change at a full moon or anything."
"I had your abilities sealed so no one would suspect and you could live a normal life."
She then handed him a vile of a green liquid. "Drink this and you will be your true self after a
about month."
Ranma thought about this, his life has been in chaos as long as he could remember. He's seen
all kinds of creatures from minotaur to youkai and just found out that he was really a
werewolf.
'Feh, not the weirdest thing I've seen.'
With that he drank.
~~~~~~ A few weeks later in Atlanta, Georgia ~~~~~~~~~~
Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers, the adventurer, lycanthrope, and all around hottie was
sunbathing in human form when she noticed that next door there was a moving van. This
normally wouldn't have sparked her curiosity, but there was a pigtailed boy overseeing
the moving of some of the furniture that got her interest.
'Mmmmm beefy. I'll just have to go meet the neighbors'
With this thought she approached the unsuspecting young lad while clad in a very small
cheetah skinned bikini. As he sensed her he turned around and froze as he noticed that the
most beautiful girl he had ever seen was headed his way. She noticed the freeze and
decided to tease him a little by changing her walk to a sexy gait. As she got near he tried
to look at anything but her and settled for the ground as he started to blush.
"Hi, I see you're our new neighbor, my name's Brittany, but you can call me Cheetah."
"Um, hi. My name's Ranma, Ranma Talbain. Nice to meet you."
"So do you always turn that shade of red when you meet a new girl?" came a
mischievous reply.
"Ano…. Around pretty ones….." Now it's her turn to blush as he realizes what he just
said and blushed harder than before and stiffens when he remembers what would happen if a
certain tomboy back home had heard that.
"Um I.. I mean uh……" 'Oh shit I'm gonna die.' He thinks as he turns around hoping to
make the mallet hurt less.
She mistakes this action for one of shyness instead of fear of getting brained and decides
to have a little more fun.
"Keep that up and I just may have to have a little fun with you cutie." She whispers in his
ear while leaning up against his backside and wrapping her arms around him.
Surprise was not enough to keep his face from going atomic purple now as his mind goes into
la-la-land. With that done she heads back into her house to watch from a window.
After a few minutes he finally calms down enough to think straight.
'Wow, I think I'm gonna like it here if she's my neighbor.'
He looks at the movers and notices them having trouble getting a grand piano off of the
truck. He runs to them yelling, "I got it." To which he receives a "yeah right" look. His
only reply was lifting the entire thing and carrying it in the house. Two movers and one
teenage werecheetah could only stare in astonishment as their jaws are on the floor.
"Hey Brit, you waiting for flies to enter or what?" Came Brianna's sarcastic taunt.
"Boy… piano… boy…. Lift ….. boy….. "
"Huh?"
"MMMMMM BEEFY!"
** Author's Note **
not sure on spelling on some things.
and what is the name of the third fiance?
i remember that it was revealed in the one
about martial arts food delivery, but i can't
find that one... i think i lost it.
i do think that ranma is a genius, its just
that he's so used to hiding it, that it will
take a while for it to come out in the open.
my cuz was supposed to preread this, but it has
been a week and i still haven't heard from him.
This is my first fic and a few may be out of character
a little. hopefully my writing style will get better.
this thing has been givin me hassles about uploading
with the format i want it in, it keeps trying to put
a space between each line i have. i think i got it fixed tho.
be sure to read and review.
Rudy 4/23/2004