The Simpsons Instant Message
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't ever own the Simpsons.
A/N: I haven't written in a LOOOONNNGGG time, so sorry if it doesn't turn out super duper awesomeful. Okay, now to the story!!
Dohnut Signs On.
MrsPoofyBlueHair Signs On.
EinsteinJr Signs On.
KowabungaBart Signs On.
MrsPoofyBlueHair: Homer, I really don't like the screen name that you created for me. It's too ... straightforward.
Dohnut: Marge, your screen names are supposed to be straightforward!!
MrsPoofyBlueHair: Why isn't yours straightforward?
Dohnut: Because mine is straightforward in a different way!! Duh!!
EinsteinJr: Dad, is this why you asked us to get online during school!?
KowabungaBart: Dude, u guyz r doin it wrong!! Ur suppozed 2 talk in chtspek!!
EinsteinJr: I'm waayy too literate to type in Chatspeak.
BartShadow Signs On.
BartShadow: Hey Bart!! I got an SN like you said I should. Hheeeyyy Lisa.
EinsteinJr: ... h-h-hey ... m-m-milh-h-ouse ...
BartShadow: I got a My Little Pony, you wanna come over and play with it?
EinsteinJr: My Little Ponies are for babies. I'd rather read Shakespeare.
MrsPoofyBlueHair: Hello Milhouse.
KowabungaBart: Mom!! You're making me look uncool!!
MrsPoofyBlueHair: Well I'm sorry. Hold on, I have to go check the ribs.
Dohnut: o0o0o0!! Riibbss!! MMMMMMMM drools
Dohnut Signs Off.
HawHaw Signs On.
HawHaw: Hey Bart. Wanna go skateboard? I found this new place over by the sewers!
KowabungaBart: Duh!! Let's GOO!
MrsPoofyBlueHair: Bart! Don't forget to wear your helmet and your butt padding!
HawHaw: LOL!! ROFL! HA HA!!
KowabungaBart: MMMOOOOOMMMMMM!!
MissPoofyBlueHair: Sorry.
MissPoofyBlueHair Signs Off.
KowabungaBart Signs Off.
HawHaw Signs Off.
BartShadow: Well I guess it's just you and me Lisa grins
EinsteinJr: Heh ... heh .. I think .. I'll ... go do my ... BIOLOGY homework! Yeah ...
BartShadow: But we dont ...
EinsteinJr is Away
BartShadow: Take Biology ...
Automatic Reply from EnsteinJr: Running away from that creep Milhouse! AAHHHHH!!
LilWiggum Signs On.
LilWiggum: Hi.
BartShadow: Hi...
LilWiggum: Will you be my new best friend?
BartShadow: ...
BartShadow Signs Off.
LilWiggum: aww
(Thanks for reading!)