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The Wrath of the Idiots

Bob

That guy in Naruto that is so normal, he seems like he's not there at all.

One day he heard Naruto talking about how he is so great. And how he was going to be the greatest Hokage that ever lived. Bob seemed to lose it.

"I bet you're not so great! You fight small, little, under paid ninjas. I bet if you were up against a monster or a dragon, you would crap your pants." yelled Bob.

"Oh yeah!" said Naruto.

"Yeah!"

Naruto and Bob then went to West City because there are always dragons there.

"I'm going to beat up the first dragon I see and stuff it in an envelope and send it to Kakashi." said Naruto.

He then spotted a dragon down the street. He went up to it and said…

"Hey you dumb dragon, I'm sending ya to Kakashi!"

The dragon turned around. Naruto then froze. It was the scariest thing he ever seen. Yes, he crapped his pants.

"Gotta call Gaara." was the only think he could think of to say at the time.

He ran to a pay phone and dialed the number. The phone rang, and then Gaara picked up the phone.

"Gaara! Gaara! Guess what!" Naruto said.

"Fool! I told ya not to call on this line! It's for the ladies only." Gaara said in a smooth voice.

"But there is an enemy I'm too scared to beat. I need your l33t raccoon skills."

"Ha! I'm not afraid of any thing except cottage cheese. Oh and look next to you."

Gaara was right there next to him talking on his cell phone. He then did some sweet hand signs and turned into the Raccoon Demon. He then walked up to the dragon and said…

"Hey ya dumb dragon, I'm going to… oh my goo… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…he looks like cottage cheese!"

A random man said, "What is this giant brown, smelly, thing on my car."

Bob was laughing his head off.

"Ha, you will never be Hokage. You and your friend will be… Naruto Uzuma-can't-fight-a-dragon and Gaara of the Chicken Nugget." laughed Bob.

Bob then pulled out an ocarina and started to play it. The dragon was then sucked into a music box and he kept her very well.

"Ha, What do you say about that?" said Bob.

But before Naruto or Chicken Nugget could say anything, Shino shot Bob in the head.

"Why on dead Earth did you do that Shino!" screamed Naruto, "He didn't step on any bugs."

"I just felt like it this time." said Shino.