Document Opened: 02/13/2009, 03:39pm.

Authors Note:

I am finally getting started on my SasoDei claim at the 10_Dates community at LiveJournal. I got the idea for this just a little while ago.

This chapter gets a T rating for lime/making .

Theme number 5: Movie Theatre.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, otherwise there would be yaoi and Akatsuki would get a better deal. The theme list I'm using also belongs to the 10_Dates community. Also possible out of character-ness.

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To say he was annoyed would be putting it lightly. The idea was for him and the blond to be alone. Not for everyone else to tag along. The only part of his plan that was still intact was the fact he got to pick the movie, naturally he picked one he knew the bomber would probably not like, a suspenseful horror mix.

"Sasori Danna you might wanna hurry up, un." He was snapped from his thoughts after hearing Deidara say that, unaware that he had been trailing behind. "I'm coming, brat." He said the last part after catching up with bomber who had slowed down a little bit to be beside him.

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After getting their tickets and snacks they each took their seats, eight out of ten took their seats in the front and second row while Sasori and Deidara took theirs more to the back and Sasori using the excuse that he knew some certain people who would be loud and eventually start bickering and in general be annoying, knowing that Deidara would decide to sit with him so he wouldn't be by himself. Like a good puppet, everything was coming together beautifully, he thought while taking a side glance at the blond who was watching the previews for some other movies that were due out soon.

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In the beginning it was as expected, generic horror movie teens were going inside of a house that they dared each other to do scoffing and dismissing any thoughts of any actual monsters being inside.

About five or so more minutes in it started picking up with them hearing weird noises and stuff was slamming shut and none of them were doing it. One guy going crazy and running away from the group to find a way out and the preppy girl with high heels following after him. 'Real smart.' he thought sarcastically and took another secretive glance at the blond who was intently staring at the screen. 'Soon, real soon.' he smirked inwardly to himself while his expression remained bored and uninterested in the whole thing. He was tempted to fake yawn for effect but there was such a thing as overkill.

Nearly half an hour into the movie he was finally about to get what he wanted, some creature grabbed the girl from behind when she was least expecting it and as she screamed while it pulled her into the room to be it's dinner, Deidara had since shrunk back in his seat had his arms wrapped around the puppeteers left arm. "How come your not scared, un?" He asked quietly, he had even seen Hidan sink a little in his seat. "I do gorier things to make my art." He replied simply, not even looking at the bomber who was contemplating his words. However another loud shriek from the creatures latest victim made Deidara bury his face in Sasori's neck, daring to look at the screen there was blood and body parts scattered around the room and a loud crunch from the creature biting the victim in half, snapping the bone like a twig.

It was time to make his move."You know if the movie is too scary for you I know something else we can do to pass time." He said while brushing some of the bombers bright blond hair out of his partners face. Deidara glanced up at Sasori. "Like what, un?" His visible blue eye blinked innocently.

Without verbally replying he tilted the bombers face upward and kissed him, the aforementioned bomber closed his eyes and leaned into it and the two wrapped their arms around each other finding this to be a far better activity than the movie.

Meanwhile down in the second row Hidan had seen the two and he turned back around. "Not even a f*cking hour into the flick and their already going at it." Almost immediately he felt Kakuzu tap him on the shoulder. "Yeah, f*cking yeah." He stated while getting out his wallet and handed Kakuzu a five. Hidan watched his partner collect from at least three others, one of which he hadn't expected, their leader Pein.

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Deidara had his hands around Sasori's neck and after a few minutes of kissing and tongue action, he broke it apart to lean onto the bombers shoulder and after exposing a little skin he carefully bit down into the flesh, just enough to draw a little blood which he licked away and then faced the blond whose face was red. "Mine." He told him and before they kissed again Deidara replied "Yours, un."

During round two while they were heavily making out, they both slid out of their seats with Sasori landing on top of Deidara and this caused him to smirk in a seductive way to the blond who looked redder now than he did earlier. "Get a f*cking room already!" Hidan shouted from the second row. "We will later." Sasori shouted back and was amused by the blonds expression at the moment.

Getting off of the blond so he could get up the two got back in their seats and in time to see an up close shot at the monster as one the characters was trying to kill it with a shotgun he had found in the basement. The thing was creepy enough for Deidara to grab Sasori's arm again.

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After the movie was over and they were heading to the exit, Konan who was a little ahead of the rest turned to see the artists making out again. She cleared her throat. "They blew up the house with dynamite and buried the creature alive." She saw how they looked like they had been caught and smiled casually before turning to leave.

"We better get going." Sasori got up and before leaving aisle he faced the blond. "We can finish this later." He turned to leave and Deidara soon followed.

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On the way back Deidara and Kisame had fallen back a little bit so Kisame could ask him something. Leaning down he whispered. "I thought you liked horror movies?" Grinning slightly he replied. "I do but Sasori Danna doesn't need to know that, un."

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Authors Note:

I have wanted to do that joke since I saw the theme. I know its not all that original but I like it.:3.

And just for the heck of it while Pein was handing Kakuzu his money Konan was beside him smiling because she knew what was going to happen.:3.

The one's who bet were Hidan, Pein, Itachi and Zetsu.

I had to add Zetsu last second since I didn't know who else the third guy would be.;^^;.

Later people and happy Friday the 13th,=D.

Done 02/13/2009, 06:16pm.