The Physicist
Glenn and Nicholas stared at the raging hordes as they backed away from the decay bodies of the corpses. Glenn shifted his pistol around in his hand as he looked around the crowed alleyway. Glenn looked at Nicholas who looked very shaky as he glanced at his imminent death. "Nicholas... NICHOLAS!" Glenn shouted in a panic voice looking at his old nemesis.
"Thank you..." Nicholas said holding his pistol to his temple and pulling the trigger. His body fell into Glenn as the two fell into horde.
"Wait!" A voice cried out as a zombie in a labcoat held his hands up. "This is bullshit."
"What do you mean?" a zombie female with half of her left arm missing. "Nicholas killed himself and killed Glenn too lets eat."
"This is impossible, the force of the pistol, even if he was holding the gun wouldn't send him in the completely opposite direction."
"What of it?" another zombie said with a large chunk of his cheek missing.
"That he shouldn't have fallen off, if anything we should have been able to grab his legs and pull him in first." The zombie scientist says.
"Wait a minute, if you were trying to sneak past us why didn't you just cover yourself with blood and guts?" A zombie with no legs said who was gored on the fence.
"That worked so well last time." Glenn said as he stood up and sat on the dumpsters and they looked at each other.
"Well if you covered yourself in blood you'd just walk right past us. Also right there," The zombie said pointing to a fire escape which was barricaded at the base slightly. "Why the hell did you not run up there? None of us could have ran up there or chased you, go up there, pour the gas and burn us alive."
"Why didn't you just throw molotovs into the horde at the pit anyways?" A very recently dead man asked as he held his own hand in his hand.
"These are very well received ideas..." Glenn said as he already was covered in zombie guts and half way up the fire escape. "Remember this as the day... you nearly caught, Glenn!" Two small molotovs fell into the horde as the zombies stared at the science zombie angerly.
Made because I got tired of the episode... I mean really those fire escapes should have been priority number one.