Please excuse our sometimes lousy english, we grew up speaking danish.
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Harry Potter or the characters.
It was an unusual day at Hogwarts, because a school photo was going to be taken.
While they all were standing together in a huge group, someone poked Draco Malfoy's shoulder, and asked: "What's your hand doing in Harry's pants?"
"What? My hand is right he- … Oh … I don't actually know …"
"Hey, what's in my pants?" Harry suddenly asked, "Last time I checked, there was nothing!"
"You know, Draco's hand is."
"It is? How did I miss that?"
"I was asking myself the same question," Draco said, "and by the way, what are we doing in the Great Hall?"
"I don't know! I thought I was sleeping!"
"In the afternoon, Harry? We normally have Potions right after lunch, so I thought we were down there!"
The boy gave up on their conversation, and decided not to tell them, that Draco still had his hand in Harry's pants.
"Oh, come on Draco! This place is way too bright!"
"Well, Mr. Smart Guy, then tell how you can be asleep … and still be standing!"
"Oh, not to brag or something, but I'm a ninja."
"Yeah, off course you are, and I'm a Secret Service agent," Draco said, actually telling the truth. But that's another story.
"You are? Why didn't you tell me?"
"Why should I? You didn't tell me, that you are a ninja!"
"I told you! You were just … sleeping while I did it …"
"You were watching me in my sleep?"'
"I guess …"
"You … YOU PERVERT!"
"Hey, you are the one who stuck your hand into another boy's pants!"
"No I didn't! … Oh … It's still there …"
"It is? How did I not notice that?"
"I was asking myself the exact same question, Harry …"
"You know, déjà vu."
"Wait, was that a blitz?"
"I think so."
"So someone just took a picture of us …"
"They could at least have told us to smile!"
"Yeah, what kind of photographer takes a picture without smiling people?"
"This kind, obviously," Harry said.
"HARRY!" a girl cried, "Are you cheating on me?"
"Wait, what? Ginny, what are you doing here?"
"Getting a photo taken, duh! Why is Malfoy's hand in your pants?"
"We are still wondering," Draco wondered, "Hold on a second, is it still there?"
"It sure is!" Harry said.
"Just … remove it already!"
As one Harry and Draco said: "Why?"
"JUST DO IT!" Ginny yelled.
"All right, all right," Draco removed his hand, "Harry, what about going somewhere without angry, yelling girlfriends?"
"Sounds good to me."
And, hand in hand, they walked out of the Great Hall.
"Wow, I didn't see that one coming," Ron was surprised.
"I did," Hermione said, "but that's because I'm physic. Oh yeah, and I'm not even Hermione."
"Sure, like that explains everything!"