An Interview with Princess Peach:
Me: So, Peach, what do you like to do on your days off?
Peach: Ummm, I like to go on picnics!
Me: Okay. Well, do you bring turnips?
Peach: No, I can pull them up from the ground whenever!
Me: Okay. Uh, do you like to wear different dresses?
Peach: Sometimes. It depends on how I'm feeling.
Me (getting bored): SO. Do you like peaches?
Peach: Of course! I am Peach!
Me: No, peaches.
Peach (annoyed): Yes, I ammm Peach!
Me (annoyed): No, PEACH-ES!
Peach (mad and annoyed): THERE IS ONLY ONE PEACH! ME!
Me (scared): Okay, okay! No need to get bratty, fatty!
Peach: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU LITTLE TWERP?
Me (REALLY scared): Okay, that's all the time we have today, so…. (Peach attacks me)
An Interview with Bowser:
Me: Do you like pie?
Bowser: WHAT?
Me: Uh, do you like pie?
Bowser: Sure, I guess. It depends. I like peach pie. (Starts drooling)
Me: Yuk. Okay, what do you do on your days off?
Bowser: Plot evil plots. And sing songs.
Me: Really?
Bowser: Yeah! Listen! (Starts singing opera)
Me: Uh, that's all the time we have today, so (Bowser hogs camera)
An Interview with Kirby:
Me: So, what do you like?
Kirby: Food.
Me: What do you want to marry?
Kirby: Food.
Me: Uh… what do you think about?
Kirby: Food. And food. Oh, and pasta! And… stuff.
Me: What stuff?
Kirby: Food.
Me: Well… we gotta go now…
Kirby: FOOD! (bites my head)
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