This is just a random oneshot me and The Straight Lesbian did a few months ago.
Hope you like.
Disclaimer: We dont own House
Once upon a time, in a faraway hospital known as Princeton Plainsboro, there be a handsome genius doctor by the name of House.
The team stared at him in confusion
"What are you doing?" asked the elf Taub.
"Narrating" said self procclaimed genius House.
"Well, I think its lupus" said Thirteen, alluring temptress, while ignoring the irratating albeit amusing antics of their Master.
"Its NEVER lupus"exclaimed House."I shall rue the day it be that cursed affliction. Go forth and find out what it is."
Just then, the wicked witch of the establishment walked in, her ass eclipsing the sun.
"House, what are you doing? You still owe me 16 hours of clinic duty." said the witch vehemently.
"Help, save me from the wicked enchantress. Im being drawn into her cleavage; its like a black hole! There is no escape" wailed House halfheartedly.
Nevertheless, he followed the sorceress and her assets out of the room.
"They simply couldnt take the tension any longer and began having rampant sex in the crowded hallway."
"House" said Cuddy warningly.
"I have no control over the story, we must do as it says or be cursed" he replied earnestly.
"By who, I thought I was the wicked witch?"
"Alas, there is one more cursed and annoying than even you, foul one."
"Who?" she enquired
"Whom" he corrected, "We are speaking in Olden"
"Very amusingeth" she sighed.
"Cameron" said he, solemnly. "Our collective conciences, all rolled into one annyoing, fake blond form."
Cuddy rolled her eyes, fighting a smile.
"Clinic" she thundered.
And so coerced by the enchantress' spell, House limped away, muttering to himself.
Co written by the amazingly talented, The Straight Lesbian
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