Disclaimer thingy: *I guess this would be first o.o* ummm.....so yeah I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew.....*looks at written down speech* if I did Ichigo would be with Ryou and Masaya would be murdered...by me!^.^
Masaya Bashing!
Okay before the story first things first this story is almost a photo copy of Sk8erGrl chan's story "The Ryou Show"! She is a very good author and I have yet to read another fan-fiction or non fan-fiction that was so gut bustin funny! tapes guts back inSk8erGrl chan has resigned from fan-fiction but wishes that all her fans coughsmuffins I meant, remember her well! SO WERE GONNA, GOT THAT PEOPLE?! Anyways my story is a liiittle different. The major difference is instead of capturing hunky Ryou I'm capturing that turd Masaya. ^.^ glomps Ryou randomly"YUR HOT!"
"Get off me you freak! The only reason I'm not shoving you off is so I don't get whatever disease yur carrying!"
He he he ^.^, detaches from Ryou.
Oh and my recording studio is this awesome abandoned yoyo factory! ^.^ Now the rules are I capture Masaya and yall ask him questions and you can dare him stuff that will do major harm to him! ^.^ Or embarrass him either way it's fine! kill him reviewers kill hiiiiim T.TOh I should explain why I want him killed. Well.... ICHIGO SHOULD SO BE WITH RYOU, MASAYA BRAIN WASHED ICHIGO INTO LOVING HIM! wolf ears and tail spring up coughsAaaaaaanyways......I think that's it o.o.
"Oh by the way here's my crew!"
Ryou stands chained to wall in corner.
Ryou....cause he's hot....drools
Neuro from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro cause he's like unstoppable has limitless powers and is also hot....even though he scares me to death. T.T
And Takuto from Full Moon Wo Sagashite so he can provide back up music! ^.^ .....and he's hot ^.^
Neuro will help me torture Masaya and stuff. ^.^ Ryou will go on lookin hot as the universe intended and film everything. ^.^
smacks Masaya awake
"Ow! What's going on? Where am I? Why are there yoyos everywhere?!"
Ryou will show you the footage of my explanation later anyways I'm tired and I'll have to write about torturing you later NIIIGHT!
"Torturing....me?"
So I'm just gonna sit back and wait for the reviews when I get enough dares and questions!^.^
By the way I've edited this chapter a bit since I published it.....that's all thanks for reviewiiiiin! ^.^ Oh and thank you flamers too especially Sakuuya! She sorta helped push me out of my laziness to try and get rid of the script form! I did my best to fix it! ^.^ Buuuut she apparently thinks I'm gonna be rippin the dudes eyes out which I'm not. :P I'm just sharing my opinion with other people who don't like Masaya and having fun with it. I appreciate him and Ichigo's loyalty towards him I just don't like the couple. *shruggles* That's all muffins!^.^
