Sonic and Silver were playing a game of cards. Suddenly, a cry of agony came from the other room.
"Sounds like Shadow!" Sonic pointed out and him and Silver rushed to the next room.
"Hey Shads? You in there?" Silver knocked on the door. "GO AWAY BASTARDS..." They heard Shadow respond coldly on the other side of the door.
"Ok I'm coming in..." Sonic said as he opened the door. Surprisingly, the door was unlocked.
The whole room was a mess! Everything was horribly disorganized! Pillows everywhere, carpet ripped up, hangers on the ground, and even the ultimate lifeform himself was having some sort of bad hair day.
"Uh... Shadow? Are you alri-"
"Let me stop you there rat!" Shadow interuppted. "I know you two are up to something and let me say this! YOU DON'T HAVE ME FOOLED!"
"What do you mean?" Sonic asked.
"You stole my favorite knife didn't you blue!"
"W-WHAT?! No Shads! I would never take your... uh.. Knife! Why would I need use of it?"
"Pfft..." Shadow huffed. "What is it now...?" Sonic asked.
"GIVE ME BACK THAT KNIFE GOD DAMNIT!" Shadow barked again. Sonic and Silver both looked at each other, then Shadow, then exchanged glances and shrugged.
"Well, we didn't steal it... BUT we can help you look for it! So tell me, when did you see it last?" Silver started and took out a notepad from thin air.
"Well, hmm... I remember putting it in the closest yesterday... Then when I woke up today it wasn't there..." Shadow was really thinking hard.
"Maybe it grew legs and ran off due to you making out with it all the time." Sonic teased. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY BLUE?!"
"Sonic, lets not tease him. We just calmed him down." Silver tried to calm the ebony hedgehog down before they continued.
"Well thats why I was thinking one of you two idiots took it. It wouldn't just grow legs and run off. What a stupid idea!" Shadow sighed.
"Maybe you actually misplaced it! Let me look in the kitchen! You might of got confused with that and the kitchen knives." Silver dashed towards the kitchen area.
"WAIT! Silver! I set a prank smoke bomb off in knife-"
BANG
Before Sonic could contenue his warning a loud sound echoed from the kitchen. "-...Cabinet ..."
Shadow face-palmed and shook his head in dissipointment. "What now Sherlock Holmes?"
"Shadow! Did you go to the bathroom yesterday?!"
"Uh... What do you think?"
"Did you ever take your knife into bathroom?!"
"No...well... only to cut my-"
"Thanks!" Sonic rushed to the bathroom to look for the missing knife but was cut off when he ran into the door.
"... REALLY?! OUT OF ALL THINGS YOU RUN INTO THE DANG DOOR?!" Shadow growled coldly at the blue hedgehog and slowly opened the door.
"...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Shadow yelled when he saw the bathroom booby traped with wires, mouse traps, marbles, and nails. "WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!"
They both looked at the unconscious Silver, who seemed to be sleeping soundly dispite the noxious smoke emmitting from the cabinet.
Shadow picked him up and slapped him awake. "Huh...aaa... sadow?" The half awake Silver quietly called out.
"Silver... What is the meaning of this?!" Shadow pointed to the bathroom rigged with disaster as Silver fell asleep again.
"ARRRRAAAGGGHHH! GOD DAMN YOU SILVER!" Shadow threw Silver into the hell of a bathroom they have.
"YYYYAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW!" Silver screamed in pain.
"Sonic... I don't think my knife is in there either..." Shadow sighed. "I'm gonna have to search your room now."
"Why mine?!"
"Because..." Shadow started to walk towards Sonic's room.
"NOOOO!"
Suddenly there was the sound of a small blade clashing with the floor. "M-My knife!" Shadow exclaimed as he picked it up.
Sonic looked at him, and giggled, then broke into uncontrollable laughter. "DUDE! THAT WAS IN YOUR SHOE!"
Shadow looked at Sonic, then the blade, then his shoe, and back at Sonic.
He picked the blue hedgehog up by his coller (not exactly coller, but you know what i mean...) "YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU?!"
Silver woke up in a daze. "Ouch..." He said as he pulled small tacs out of his back. "What's Shadow's deal? Hey, where is Shadow?"
Silver looked outside the bathroom door to find Shadow kicking Sonic in the gut, holding his knife in his non-dominant hand.
Silver was scared to death; so he climbed out of a nearby window.
"Phew..." Silver sighed of relief as he jumped down from the window, just to fall into a spread of rose bushes.
"YYYYYYAAAAOOOOWWW!"
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