Herpo the foul has HERPES!
This is a tale of how Herpo got his name. His real name is Apollo Phallus and one day he went to a prositute garden and picked up many women, men, trannie and creature. They had lots of sex. There was 180 beings involved in this orgy (More then anabell chong who is a muggle gangbang queen) and somewhere along the way Apollo Phallus contracted HERPES! Not just the normal blistering painful lip kind no he also got the penis and anus kind! After that he got called a man whore and not only that he was dubbed "Herpo the foul" and no one wanted to go near him after that.
Since Herpo's unfateful herpes which he got during Bacchanalia orgies under the full moon. He had to find a way to save himself so he developed Horcuxes. Along his journeys he had the first Basilisk. Which he conjured to partake in the orgies since his penis was riddled with disease. Many beings had sex with the basilik and thus Herpo was able to be the darkest of all wizards. Even Hercules and Iolaus tried to destroy Herpos destruction, they tried to get help from Xena Warrior Prncess and her lesbian love bug Gabrielle couldn't kill him. Alas Herpo was to good, knowing that within time he was going to be captured he invented the Horcuxes and put himself in the objects that ment so much to him.
No one wanted to touch his stuff any was he not only had Herpes, he had Gonorrhea, Yeast Infections and Syhillus. So he was written down in Wizard history as the first known Dark Wizard who also had STI/STDS.
If he was around in Muggle life he would go on Jeremy Kyle and Muary Povich to do a "YOU ARE THE FATHER" episodes. Though I can see Jeremy Kyle saying "HERPO you're risking everyone's life with your sexual ways. Your Basilisk penis is not for you to use for sex. Mate PUT A THING ON THE END OF IT."
Moral of the story always wear condoms or not have sex at all cause like really who really wants an STI or STD gross.