Welcome back for me, readers! It's been a long time since i rested a while on 9/11 before i lost Internet contact from 14 to 28 October, right? And... To satisfy you, let me make this fanfic now...
"Where Did You Come From?".
(NOTES: This fanfic is about the joke that just popularized in Malaysia, earlier on October! And i hope, after you read this fanfic... You get unexpected laughs... XDXDXD!)...
(5:00 PM. FRIDAY, 13 September 2013 at Muncie, Indiana):
Our story opens at a shopping mall in Muncie, where Jon and Garfield went clothes shopping at an outfit store... And, Jon asks Garfield, "Does it fit, Garfield?". And Garfield thoughts, "It's fit, Jon". Then, Jon said, "Well, clothes shopping is fun, isn't it, Garfield? And new pants brighten the day... So cheer up!". After that, Garfield thoughts again, "I hate my life!". After Garfield knows it was the colorful boxes pants, whom he hated it... Just minutes later, the two got out from the fitting room to the counter and Jon buys the pants, much to Garfield's dislike... Then, as they flee from the outfit store, Jon got a call and as he answer the call... It was from me and i said, "Jon, it's me, Khan! I'm at your front door right now!". And Jon replies, "Okay! Now you just wait... I'm coming home right now!". And as Jon ended the call, the two went to the car and fleeing home immediately...
(At the Arbuckle residence):
Jon and Garfield reached home, meeting me at the front door and Jon asks, "What's the matter, Khan?". I replied, "Just take me to your basement and i'll tell the story!". And Jon follows my instructions (although he's so scared after he locked Lyman there)...
(At the Basement):
After we went there, i locked the door and then, i asks Jon, "Well, i just have finished my UPSR examinations yesterday and i'm free now... And you said to me that you want to ask something on me but in a secret place... So, what do you want to tell me now?". Then, Jon asks, "Well, Khan... I want to ask you this thing... Where did you come from?". And i answered, "Well, Jon... Here's my answer... I came from Malaysia!". But Jon replied, "You're a Malaysian? Oh, how impossible... You didn't look like a Malaysian, i see!"... Hearing that, i became mad, taking a bucket of 'bijih timah' and said, "SO, SHOULD I PUT 'BIJIH TIMAH' ON MY HEAD AND SPEAKING MALAY IN FRONT OF YOU? NOW, PLEASE SHOUT... SHOUT!". Then, Jon went to the stairs and opens the lock, knowing that i'm about to take the chainsaw nearby in order to kill Jon! After that, as he managed to open the lock, Jon runs to the outside and yells, "LIZ! HELP ME! KHAN IS GOING TO KILL ME!". Seconds later, after he stepped on the road, a car hit him... And the most shocking is, the car's driver was Liz! Then, she got out of the car and shocked to find out that she have rammed Jon... Just minutes later, i got out of the house and shocked to find the police car nearby Jon's body... Then, i ran back to the house but the police managed to arrested and taking me to Muncie Police Department for the accuse of 'hit-and-run"!...
-THE END!-