This is my first writing so it may be very, very, that's right very bad so please just try to laugh at the content.
Why did I write this? Because I was bored.
Why was I bored? Because I had a long drive.
How long was the drive? 7 hours. Which means a lot more of this to come.
Batman And Friends
Part One: Enough Is Enough!
The night was cold and Mary was tired. She had just gotten off her late shift and was walking down the dark alley to her house when the one and only Riddler jumped out from the dumpster with four of his henchmen.
Riddler - riddle me this bitch. What do you get when you are horny and evil?
Mary - I..I-wait a second aren't your riddles supposed to rhyme?
Riddler - well I…actually….kill her!
Just as the henchmen where about to attack the caped hero they call Batman jumped out from the dark and kicked the first henchman in the chest caving it in killing him instantly, he then spun around and heal kicked the henchman in the jaw killing him instantly as blood spewed from his mouth. As he was turning around something heavy crashed on his back, it was the third henchman with a trash can. The fourth henchman picked Batman up and held him tight as the third henchman began pounding his fists into Batman's stomach. Just then Robin jumped down onto the third henchman's back paralyzing him. Then Robin threw a Bat star at the fourth henchman's head and split it right open, the henchman fell to the ground and his leg began to twitch.
Batman - Good job Robin
Robin - Well I figured your fat ass wouldn't have gotten out of that so I better help
Batman - well if you would have just gotten your little butt down here to help me fight I wouldn't have gotten my ass beat
Robin - the fact is OLD MAN that you cant keep up with the bad guys nowadays and-
Batman - THAT'S IT!! I have been kicking bad guys asses before you were even born. I have had it with your whiny little ass and I've had it with these stupid ass bad guys.
Just then Batman round housed Robin, walked over to him, put his boot on his neck, and then he smashed down killing Robin instantly. After seeing all this the Riddler shit his pants and crouched in a fetal position, Mary runs away. Batman walked over to one of the dead henchmen and grabbed the knife in that was in a holster around his dead waste. He walked over to the Riddler and looked down at the sad sight he grabbed the green man by the collar…
Batman - The day of the Bat shall begin.
With that he plunged the knife into the Riddlers pink belly and dropped his lifeless body to the ground. Batman turned around and looked at the stars…
Batman - Never again will these fools terrorize the streets. For years I've been putting them in jail and they keep breaking out, but now, now they will all die.