this is your fault and you know exactly who you are gosh darn it xD

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im just an angel of the lord going about my busuiness im handsome i guess with brown hair and soulfull eyes and a long tan trenchcoat and i was just taking my bf (that means boyfriend) on a dimension hopping vacation when I saw the most beautiful man id ever seen and I dropped my ex boyfriend and decided to fight for the kissess

his name was sasuke uchiha and he has spiky black hair and awesume red eyes that can do magic (not as cool as my magic but pretty cool) and he was ice skating so I made myself a pair of skates out of magic (AN: if u don't think cass could summon a pair of ice skates with his AWESUM HEAVENLY POWERZ THEN GET OUT) and skated over to him doing a quadruble flip just to warm up

Sasuke said 'hey u look like a cool dude will you be my bf' and I was so excited but then I remembered my exbf and I was like 'okay but I have an exbf who will maybe try to punch you'

'Keh' said sasuke, and I felt my heavenly heart pound inside my celestial chest like I wanted to pound this blackette later tonight.

'Oh sasuke kun' I said, and tripple lutzed into his arms, and we started pairs skating immediately, falling into step like two doves who are also instep and also not dead.

He smelled like pinecones and white tea, and I nuzzled into his shoulder because he smelled so good and also manly like sweat and also pinecones.

'Are u going to compete at nationals' I asked

'Keh.' he said, 'What do you take me for. I'm going to beat Victor's ass, and also his boyfriend Yuuri's ass and also their boyfriend Yakov's ass.'

'Oh sasuke you're so strong and manly and smell like pinecones' I said, nuzzling deeper into his neck. He smelled so good and strong and like the best ice skater ever and oh no!

"Oh no!" I said

"What it it my love," sasuke said, grabbing my cheeks and staring deep into my eyes.

We were still pair skating btw and we took a moment to do a really cool lift where he grabbed my skate and used chakra to lift me up and I manifest my wings and it shorted out all the lights in the rink but looked really badass.

"I'm going into heat!" I said, and Sasuke gasped, spinning me around in his strong manly arms then dipping me down like we were in a movie or something.

"I was going to have sex with my ex-bf but then I saw i and had to come kiss you and now I'm in heat what will I do! I'm an omega and if I don't get fucked by a strong alpha I won't be able to survive!"

Sasuke growled powerfully, grabbing me by my waist and throwing me up in the air before leaping with chakra and catching me and then doing that again and then holding me up with just one arm. "baby" he growled in my ear and i felt shivers go down my spine like when something magic happens and ur like 'oh no something magic is happening' "I'll get u through ur heat"

"OH SASUKE" I said and then I kissed him and he tasted like Dreamy Summer Nights and nectarines.

"NO MY BF" dean said but he'd landed on his neck and couldn't move and makkachin was like 'woof' and dean could still speak dog so he knew it meant 'hi who are you we should be friends I will play with you and stay with you for forever' and dean was like 'omg' and tried to pet makkachin but his spine was brokne but maYBE LOVE WOULD CURE IT and makkachin woofed and tried to make it better and maybe it was fixed then and I went off with my new bf sasuke to have wild heat sex in the locker room because locker room sex is hot and then victor and yuuri and yakov walked in everything was super awesome and sexy and smelled like Cherry Blossoms