„Do you really think this is a good idea?
Dean lays down the gun and turns around to face Sam.
"Yeah, why not?", he answers.
But Sam scratches his head. He can't wrap his head around the idea.
"Will it really be a help for us?"
Dean barks out a laugh.
"You'll see, it's gonna be fun. We need a new generation of hunters. If we have to train someone, lets at least take people who'll enjoy it and who already have a basic knowledge about hunting."
He turns back to the shooting range and fires off his gun.
"Why would anyone enjoy learning this stuff?"
Dean turns back to Sam.
"There are many crazy people out there, Sammy. Our fans are always crazy (A/N: No, not the ventilators). Have you read what they write about us on the internet?! But don't worry, well take the least insane of them."
SPN
"Have you seen the new episode yet?"
"Sure, how could I not?!"
"Can't you talk about anything else? I always thought it was physically impossible to talk about the same series 24 hours a day…"
The guy shakes his head, turns around and walks away. Remembering what he initially wanted to ask he turns back to the girls and –
Stares at an empty space. He raises an eyebrow and looks around. Those Supernatural fans are creepy in many ways.
SPN
Sev opens her eyes and blinks a few times. What happened to the school yard?
Suddenly, instead of the dull grey buildings, she's seeing a wall of green trees and in between them… Sev doesn't really know what she sees.
Confused she looks to her right and realises that Sasi's still there, equally or even more astonished.
Just as she opens her mouth to speak – something along the lines of "what the fuck?!" – she notices a weight on her shoulder; it has probably been there the whole time. She slowly turns her head and sees that it's a hand.
Her gaze follows the arm up to a well-known face.
Her jaw drops completely as she realises who's standing in front of her.
She freezes instantly, takes a second look and collapses on herself.
SPN
Sasi stares at Sev. What is she doing on the floor? On a floor covered in pine needles?! She kneels down besides Sev and prods her cheek.
"Ehm… Sev?"
Then, suddenly, a pair of shoes appears in her field of vision.
"What is wrong with her?" asks a deep, gravel and strangely familiar voice.
Sasi slowly lifts her gaze. Black shoes, black trousers, beige trench coat… Wait. Beige trench coat?!
Her head snaps up and meets blue eyes. "Oh" is the most intelligent thing she's able to say. Now she understands why Sev fainted.
She tries really hard not to join her friend on the floor.
"What took you so long, Cas?" says another familiar voice
"I don't wanna wake up" mumbles Sasi.
"Let's see what you found" the voice says and Cas steps aside.
Dean raises an eyebrow.
"Where did you get these two from, Cas?" he says, looking at the blonde girl lying on the floor, while Sasi continues staring at him with her mouth open.
"D…D…Dean?" she stutters. "Wait wait wait, why are you wearing a shirt? In my dreams you never wear a shirt!"
Sam bursts out laughing and Sasi turns towards Sam.
"And you? I know that in reality you really are that tall, but in my dreams you never are, it's just so intimidating."
Besides her, Sev suddenly starts moving. She quickly glances at her, facing Dean again as he beings to speak.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this is not a dream and I am definitely not taking off my shirt!"
(A/N: We'll see about that)
SPN
When Sev wakes up she hears distant voices and laughter. The first thing she can clearly understand is Dean's voice.
Did she fall asleep on the couch while watching Supernatural? But no, she never falls asleep during her favourite TV-Show. And besides, when does Sam ever laugh on screen? Maybe she's watching the bloopers, maybe that's what this is.
But then she looks around. Why would she be in the bloopers? And why would Sasi be in them? Then maybe this is a dream after all. Wouldn't be the first one. But… Usually her dreams proceed differently. Usually it's Misha she dreams about, not Cas. But well, she's not gonna complain.
But then she realises something.
Slowly she stands up, grabbing Sasi's arm to steady herself. She looks at Dean and takes a hesitant step towards him. Hesitantly she lifts her hand and points toward him. Her mouth falls open again and she looks over to Sasi.
In a dream, she can make things happen. She can tell Cas, Dean and Sam what to do. But now…
Looking back to Dean, she pokes him a few times, head tilted to the side.
Her eyes widen and she turns back to Sasi.
"Ehm… Sasi? I think… Ehm… I think he's real."
SPN
The next thing she knows she is thrown aside by Sasi and is sitting on her butt on the floor. Looking up she sees Sasi clinging to Dean's feet, screaming and squeaking. What is she doing?
Sev can't help but stare at her friend. She's definitely gone crazy now.
After recovering from the initial shock, Dean looks to his feet, brow furrowed in confusion.
"Didn't we tell you to take the least insane, Cas?"
Sasi is on the verge of hyperventilating, tears flowing freely from her eyes, her gaze never leaving Dean. She doesn't seem to notice or care the disgusted look from Dean (A/N: No, not disgusted, he loves me, everyone knows that, except of Dean himself, but he'll find out soon enough, my husband, my love, my one and only, my… Oh shut up already!), or Cas and Sam's attempt to pull her off of Dean.
But Sasi only clings harder to Dean, not wanting to let go of the love of her life. Sev can only watch her, too confused and taken aback to do anything.
As Sam gives up trying to pull Sasi away, Dean looks pleadingly to Cas.
"Fix this!"
Cas' gaze locks with Dean's, then he nods.
Without both of the girls noticing anything, he lifts a finger to Sasi's forehead. At once her body relaxes, still it takes Sam and Dean some time to get her entwined arms and legs away from Dean.
Sev stares at her friend.
"What did you do to her!?" she yells at Cas.
Cas turns towards Dean, a questioning look on his face.
"Her too?"
Dean looks at Sev, judging.
"Yeah, to be on the safe side. Well think later about what to with them. Their just too unpredictable, these fans."
Cas approaches Sev, extending a hand towards her.
Sev quickly shies away, not wanting to suffer the same fate as her friend. But Cas only takes a step further.
And before Sev can react, Cas touches her forehead and she falls asleep too.
SPN
Dean lets out an exasperated sigh and relaxes.
"Huff, that was scary… I thought we were taking the least and not the most insane. That's gonna be a hell of a fun to work with them."
Cas looks between the girls and Dean, not sure what is expected from him.
"I did take the least worse, Dean. I do not know why they are that crazy."
Sam steps forwards, talking for the first time since the two girls arrived.
"Well, we can't leave them here, can we?"
They proceed to carry them inside, Dean carrying Sasi and Cas carrying Sev. (A/N: Yes, we know Cas could have zapped us, but hey, who doesn't want to be carried by those two, eh? (Second A/N: Poor Sam, no one wants him))
Inside they drop them on one of the couches and step back.
"Asleep they look pretty normal" Dean states. "But how are we going to teach them anything if they keep yelling and fussing around?"
Sam turns towards Dean, a big smile on his face.
"It was your idea after all. You'll have to deal with them. And maybe after they get used to us they'll behave."
Dean shoots him a critical look.
"Really? We'll see about that."
Cas squints his eyes and looks at the girls.
"They're waking up" is his only comment to the conversation.
Dean and Sam turn back towards the sofa, looking into the confused eyes of the two girls.
"Were still here…" says one of them, and Dean realises that he doesn't even know their names.
He shares an amused look with Sam before he positions himself in front of the girls. Immediately he has their attention.
"I'm not sure anymore if this is a good idea, but as you're here we can try. So, do you want to learn hunting?"
The only answer he gets is screaming and squeaking, both of the girls jumping around the room while hugging each other, huge smiles on their faces.
"Great" says Dean rolling his eyes.
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