Ok of start, i got the idea from Dana-Eliza. The "Dear Diary" story she wrote for deidara gave me this idea. so i would like to thank Dana-Eliza for that.
Here's the story, hope you like it! I am also a discliamer. I do not own hetalia.
Alfred F. Jones
Dear Diary,
Today I went to Arthur's house.
The second I walked in all I heard was,
"Alfred, what the bloody hell are you doing here!"
After that I stated to avoid Arthur. Do you think that was right?
He seemed pretty mad at me; all I did was walk through the door.
Anyway, I'm avoiding him.
Your hero,
Alfred Fucked-up Jones
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Dear Diary,
Today I met the Vargas brothers. They are the exact opposite of each other.
Feliciano Vargas was so nice to me. He even gave me pasta. I'll add that to
the menu. Lovino Vargas on the other hand was really mean. He ate all my
pasta and pushedme of the table. He seemed mad at me too. I wonder if
Arthur and Lovino are allies. Anyway, I brought some pasta home and made
it a new food in America.
Your hero,
Alfred Fucked-up Jones
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Dear Diary,
I invited Francis and Arthur. Here's a problem I want you to solve: Francis+Arthur=?
Do you know the answer? Well it's BIG MISTAKE! They kept on fighting over
the stupidest things! Whose hair, food, clothing, ect. were better. As the
world's hero, I had to something. So the best thing was to….to… well let's
keep is a secret… what I did was STUFF HAMBERGURS DOWN THEIR MOUTH!
Now I'm avoiding both for a while. Needless to say, I might not want to
look at hamburgers for a while….or pants but especially go to meetings.
Your hero,
Alfred Fucked-Up Jones
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Dear Diary,
I dragged myself into the meeting hall. A hero had to go to
meetings and save to world. I saw Ivan looking at me. I got
scared but didn't show it. I AM a hero! We talked about how
to plan a sneak attack on the axis powers. Yao said we hit
them with a pan on their island like always. Tino said that
we give them ice-cream to freeze their brains and they go
dumb. I thought we send a giant robot hero and crush
them. They all laughed at me….I took it like a hero and
started laughing too…..Anyway I might be visiting someone tomorrow…
Your hero,
Alfred Fucked-Up Jones
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Dear Diary,
What a day…what A day! I went to visit Kiku over the weekends. It turned
out to be fun and scary. I played the table trick on him and it totally
worked. He fell for it! Hahah… (No offense to any Kiku fans) I watch the
scariest shows ever! How does this mad-man live?. I am never going
near Sesame Street or Elmo. Burr…gives me the chills just thinking a
bout it. Here all I heard before I threw the pillow at the screen:
la la la la
la la la la
Elmo's world
la la la la
la la la la
Elmo's world
Elmo loves his goldfish
his crayon too
that's Elmo's wor-
Your BRAVE hero,
Alfred Fucked-Up Jones
i hope you like it. it took me a while to get into america/alfred's head. please coment and rate. who should be next to write his/her entries. once again, i got the idea from Dana-Eliza.