Hey. I was reading Breaking Dawn for the 8th time and then this idea popped into my mind. This is what REALLY happened to the pillowssss……
Enjoyyy
((After Edward and Bella were done, er, doing It. Bella fell asleep))
EPOV
I laid there thinking about what I had just done and then my phone went off. I ran to it very fast and answered.
"Hello?" I asked,
"Edward, it's Carlisle. I have bad news. The Volturi called and they said Bella had better be turned and then they wanted to say 'Congratulations' and James is back." Carlisle informed me.
"What?! How the heck is he back?" I glanced at Bella who was snoring softly and smiling.
"We don't know. Oh- grab him! Edward, I have to go. I will call you right back." He hung up. Damn it! I walked over to the bed and grabbed a pillow and ripped it with my teeth and then grabbed another and tore it to shreds. Bella moved slightly and mumbled my name and sighed. How the hell is James back? We killed him! Didn't we? My phone rang again and I answered it.
"Carlisle?"
"Yeah. He is dead. Again. Alice wants to talk to you." Carlisle said and then Alice's perky voice filled the phone.
"How's the honeymoon?" She asked. I rolled my eyes. Only the pixie, who is a psychic, would ask a question that should could probably see.
"Fine." I stated and she sighed.
"Details!" She complained. "More words!"
"It is awesome." I said. She growled.
"I'll call Bel- no! Emmett! Put down my shoe! You can't eat them idiot! Don't feed then to your fish!" She screeched and then I heard a bang and then 'Ow!' I laughed and rolled my eyes. "Edward, I have to go- Emmett! Don't bite the fish! You can' change animals! We have been through this before! Edward, bye!" She said quickly and hung up. I am the only sane one in this family, except Bella. I laughed quietly, walked to the bed and laid down.
Yep, that's it. See, random thought. Emmett is so darn funny. Lol. As Chad D. Cooper would say… "PEACE OUT SUCKAS!"
Haha, review please and you can have Edward!
Ciao babes
Emmett is a huggable bear-123