American Life

By: Pro Pan

She left her life behind to live in a house with six other strangers. Pan packed some clothes and one big picture of Trunks. She was met at the airport by one man and a dog. See in the world of Dragonball it is not uncommon to see animals that walk and talk like humans.

"Hello, my name is Pan," she said.

"This is Volvo and my name is Mutty," the dog said.

"Let's get out of and see our new house," Volvo said.

The trio left the airport with a camera crew filming every move. Pan hoped the other room mates would be nicer then the two that she had first met. They drove up to an old factory with some windows broken but when the walked in it was like walking into a gay zebra's wetdream. Everything was covered with an animal print and Pan felt sick.

"This place is so great!" Mutty said.

"Hello, my name is Matt," the hot guy said.

"My is Sunny," the whore said.

"Just call me Pus or Pussy if you like," the minority of the group said.

"Where is our last room mate at?" Pan asked.

"I am here and my name is Marron," she stated.

The girls looked out each other.

"Who wants to get naked and swim in our pool?" Sunny was already undressing.

"I will join you!" said Matt.

The slut and the hot guy was already drunk. About ten minutes later the pair was humping each other.

"What kind of show is this?" Pan asked.

"It a show about the real world but it is mostly stage," Marron answered.

The cat and the dog was arguing about which race was more opposed by the humans.

"Is Trunks there?" Pan asked.

"What do you want?" Trunks wondered.

"I know me being away for months to be on a show would hurt you," Pan said.

"I am fine by it and I have fallen in love with someone else since you have been gone," Trunks said.

"I have only been gone for a day," Pan began to cry.

The End

Never go on a reality tv show.