Yay! I've finally broken out of that crazy psych ward! Yay! To celebrate my freedom, I've decided to bring you this new story I started on while I was stuck in there. (well, it was either that or sit there and go insane!) Now, before we go any further, I'd like to introduce my special co-hosts for this fic--Yami and Seto Kaiba!

Seto (deadpan): We're so happy to be here.

Yami: Yeah, ecstatic.

IceRose (me): Alright you two, pep it up or else you won't be together in this fic!

Yami (getting happier): In that case, welcome to "Come On Down!"

IceRose: That's better. Like Yami said, the name of this fic is "Come On Down", and if you haven't guessed already, it's going to involve the popular game show, "The Price is Right".

Yami: We're going to be on the Price is Right. Yaaay!

IceRose: Okay, now you're overdoing it. Anyway, before you start reading, you should know that there will be out-of-characterness on purpose (that's right--on purpose!) and that this (and only this) chapter contains a mild Yami/Seto lime (so sorry if I offend any of you homophobes out there!). That's the only reason this story is PG-13.

Yami/Seto (really, really happy): A lime? We wanna see!

IceRose: Okay, cool your jets, you two. We'll get to that in a minute. There are also two japanese terms I use in this fic that you may or may not be familiar with, so I'm going to define them for you now to save you the trouble of looking them up later:

koibito--lover, sweetheart

koishii--beloved, darling, etc.

And if you want to know where I got these from, I looked them up on a japanese dictionary I downloaded, so if they're incorrect, don't blame me, blame the person who made the dictionary. Now that that's out of the way, who wants to do the disclaimer?

Seto: I guess I'll do it. IceRoseDragonGurl doesn't own anything pertaining to Yu-Gi-Oh, because if she did, it would be waaaay more fucked up than it is now!

IceRose: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Seto: Funny.

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It's another boring ho-hum day at the Game Shop in Domino. Just then, the phone rings.....

Yugi: I'll get it, Grandpa. (picks up the phone) Hello?

GOTP (Guy on the phone): Is this the Moto residence?

Yugi: Yes.

GOTP (more excited): Well then, if you answer the following question correctly, you can win a fabulous prize! Are you ready?

Yugi: I guess.

GOTP: Here we go! What are the ingredients used to make Rice Krispies treats?

Yugi (to himself): Is this guy for real? (aloud) Um, Rice Krispies, marshmallows, and um, butter?

GOTP (all hyper happy): CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON THIS WEEK'S GRAND PRIZE!

Yugi (excited): Really?! What is it?

GOTP: Get ready, because you have just won 12 tickets to be on the wildly popular game show, "The Price is Right"!!!!

Yugi (hyperventilating): The....the......the....Price is right! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

GOTP: That's right! Now, you do understand that you'll have to find your own way there, of course....

Yugi (still in shock): Yeah, sure, whatever, just tell me where to get the tickets!

GOTP: Alright, we just need your personal information and a convenient time for you to come and pick them up.

When Yugi finally gets off the phone, he immediately tells his Grandpa (who could actually care less because he's one of the three people living under a rock who doesn't know what the fuck "The Price is Right" is, but I digress.) He then starts calling everyone he can think of to go with him (including Isis, Malik, and Bakura!)

Yugi: Okay, I've called Tristan, Téa, Joey and Serenity, Duke, Isis and Malik, and Bakura. That just leaves Mai, Yami and Kaiba. I think I'll call Mai first.

Yugi phones Mai and fills her in on everything.

Mai: Wow, that's great, Yugi. I'd love to come, but I already have plans that I can't cancel.

Yugi (slightly disappointed): Oh, well, that's okay Mai. We'll just have to have fun without you then.

Mai: I'm sure you will.

Yugi: Bye. (hangs up) Well, Mai's out. That just leaves Kaiba and Yami. If they don't come, I'm gonna end up with three extra tickets.

He then calls up the newly engaged Yami and Seto Kaiba.

Yami (cheerfully): Hello, Kaiba residence. Yami Kaiba speaking.

Yugi (disgusted): Yami, you just got engaged. Don't rush things.

Yami (still cheery): Yugi! How long has it been since we've last spoken?

Yugi (irritated): Two days ago when you shouted from the rooftops "I'm engaged to Seto Kaiba!".

Yami: Oh yeah.

Yugi: Anyway, I called to ask if you and Kaiba would like to be on "The Price is Right".

Yami: "The Price is Right"? What's that? (he's the second of the three living-under-a-rock people who knows jackshit about TPIR, but he has a good excuse *cough, cough Millennium Puzzle cough, cough*

Yugi then has to explain to him exactly what it is and such.

Yami: Oh, well in that case, we'd love to come. Just let me talk to Seto about it and I'll let you know. Bye. (hangs up)

Yugi (jokingly): Boy, if he wasn't my other half, I'd disown him. Oh well.....

Meanwhile, back at the Kaiba mansion.....

Seto (walks up behind Yami and kisses him on the neck): Who was that on the phone, koibito?

Yami: That was Yugi. He won some tickets to be on some game show.

Seto: Which one?

Yami (faces Seto and kisses him lightly): The Price is Right or something.

Seto: The Price is Right? How'd he get that lucky? (starts sucking on Yami's earlobe, which is his sweetspot!)

Yami (starting to give in to pleasure): I.....don't.....know.....why must you tease me this way?

Seto: I can't help it. You're so delicious!

Yami (trying in vain to push him away): Stop it, koishii! I have to call Yugi back and let him know that we're going.

Seto (disappointed): Make it quick.

Yami immediately speed dials his hikari while Seto continues his playful assault on his koibito's body.

Yugi: Hello?

Yami (in between breaths): We....we're.....we'll be on the game show....

Yugi (slightly disturbed): Uh, okay then, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Yami (in the background): No koishii, not there!!

Yugi: O_O Alrighty then, I'll let you two get back to your.....whatever. Bye. (hangs up as he hears loud moaning coming from the receiver) That was the last thing I needed a mental picture of today. Oh well, time to go get the tickets!

Two hours later, Yami and Seto lie in bed basking in their afterglow.

Seto: So, when are we supposed to be on the show?

Yami: I think Yugi said tomorrow.

Seto: Tomorrow? We're supposed to be taking Mokuba to Disney Land tomorrow.

Yami: We are?

Seto: You forgot, didn't you?

Yami: No, I didn't forget. It just conveniently slipped my mind.

Seto (annoyed): Yami! What are we gonna do now? Mokuba's been looking forward to this for weeks.

Yami: Don't worry, koishii, we'll figure something out. Maybe we can get one of Yugi's friends to go with him.

Seto: Absolutely not! I wouldn't trust them to look after a rock, let alone an 11-year-old, especially that mutt Wheeler.

Yami: Come on, Seto, they're not all bad, except for maybe Téa. *shudder* Besides, I've been neglecting Yugi ever since we've been together. I really need to spend more time with him.

Seto: Well.....

Yami (gives him the puppy dog eyes, which I have now dubbed *The Chibi Eyes of Death*): Please?

Seto (giving in): Alright. You always have to win, don't you?

Yami: They don't call me the King of Games for nothing.

The next morning, Yugi's posse, minus Yami and Seto, gather in front of the Game shop.

Yugi (a little peeved): Where in the world could Kaiba and Yami be?

Joey: They probably went off somewhere for a quickie.

Serenity: Joey, that wasn't nice.

Joey: Sorry sis, but those two just freak me out. Yami being gay is believable, but Kaiba--I never would have thought that of him. And now they're getting *married*. The whole thing is just disturbing.

Téa: Joey, you shouldn't say bad things about people, or you won't get into heaven.

Joey: Screw you, bitch.

A few seconds later, Yami and Seto arrive in one of Kaiba Corp's stretch limos.

Yugi: Finally! What took you guys so long?

Yami: Sorry, Yugi. Mokuba got a little upset when he found out we couldn't take him to Disney Land.

Seto: Actually, he blew a gasket.

Serenity: Oh, that's too bad. I wish there was some way to cheer him up.

Seto: There is. One of you are going to go with him instead.

All 'cept him and Yami: What???

Yami: Please guys, we don't wanna break the poor kid's heart again. (gives them all the Chibi Eyes of Death)

Yugi: Oh alright. (to himself while everyone else grumbles) I hate it when he does that! (aloud) Actually, since we're talking about favors and all, there's a little something I forgot to mention yesterday. We have to find our own way to California. (all 'cept him anime fall)

Bakura: You bloody twit! Why didn't you say that before?!!

Yugi: Well, I got so excited about the winning the tickets that it slipped my mind.

Seto (looks at Yami): I wonder who he inherited that from?

Yugi: But that's where you come in, Kaiba. I was hoping that maybe you'd be willing to.....

Seto: Forget it. There's no way in hell I'm....(sees Yami about to give him the CEOD) On second thought, maybe just this once. Just don't trash my limo.

Yugi: Thanks, Kaiba, you won't regret this.

Seto: Famous last words.....

They all then cramp inside the limo to begin their journey to Los Angeles, California.

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Seto: THAT WAS THE MOST FUCKED UP PIECE OF BULLSHIT OF A PLOT I'VE EVER SEEN! You actually expect people to read this?! No wonder you were locked up in a mental institution!

Yami: And why did you make me so girly?

IceRose: You could've at least told me what you thought of the limette.

Yami: No complaints about that, right, koishii?

Seto:.............

IceRose: Anyway, to answer your question, Yami, while I was writing this, I was thinking about a picture I saw on a japanese website of you in a red dress, but the freaky part about it was that you looked good !_! so that's why you're so *girly* in this story. That and you're the uke.

Yami: Oh. Okay.

IceRose (under her breath): Idiot. (louder) Anyway, in the next chapter, the Super Smash Bros. Melee cast get swept up into this crazy mess. Why? Because I'm soooo obsessed with them, especially Marth, ('cuz he's H-O-T-T HOT!!) Bowser and Mr. Game and Watch ('cuz I can kick ass with them more than anyone else!)

Seto: No one cares about your psychotic video game habits, IceRose.

IceRose: No one asked for your input, Turmoil. Anyway, I forgot to mention at the start that Yami will be the only spirit in his own body. The other two will be safely sealed away in their Millennium items (I hope!)

Yami: Don't count on it.

IceRose: I can dream, can't I? Anyway, leave a review, or a flame, or anything to let me know if anyone's reading this.

Seto: Please flame her so she'll give up on this shitty piece of garbage she calls a story!

IceRose: Forget you just heard that.