Whilst caught up in the Mortal Kombat tournaments, Johnny Cage found himself missing his life in Earthrealm. Back home, he was a world-famous movie star who could charm any woman he wanted into bed, whilst having enough money to buy practically anything his heart desired. But now, he was starting to feel lonely, and increasingly amorous. At one point, he found a woman standing with his back turned to him outside the temple.
'Hey', he thought. 'That looks like that Kitana chick I saw earlier. Only why is she suddenly wearing purple now?' She was standing very still, not doing very much. Johnny walked up to her.
"Are you alright?" he said.
The woman turned around. Her veil was the same shade of purple as the rest of her outfit. "What are you doing here?" she asked.
"I… I wanted to ask you something" He knew how desperate and pathetic his request was going to make him sound, but he swallowed his pride and came straight out with it. "You see, I'm feeling a bit lonely right now…"
"Oh hurry up, Earthrealmer!"
"Er, if I promised to give you a thousand dollars, would you give me a blowjob?"
"Why of course, dear. I'll do it for free, in fact"
Johnny was stunned. "Really? You'll do it… for free?"
"Well sure", she said. At that point she ripped off her veil and revealed a hideous set of very long, very sharp and very menacing teeth. "Get ready"
"Oh fuck"
Six months later, Johnny was now immune to being Nut Punched, whilst Baraka had filed for divorce.