My latest story. I haven't done any in a long while and this is pretty random. Excuse me if it's not that good.

Chapter 1:

Dib lay snoring at his desk. Ms Bitters yelled out "DIB!" and he jumped up letting out a quick snort.

"Yes Ms Bitters?" Dib asked.

"You fell asleep again. The bell just rang. Go!" The whole class was leaving. Dib sighed. He hadn't gotten any sleep lately. It wasn't enough that the big skool dance was next week. He didn't even have a date. Poor Dib was lonely. However, he had his eyes on someone, but he wasn't sure if she'd say yes. Dib watched as the girl on his eyes made her way to the door. Her dark bluish purple hair shined in the light coming from the window. It was Tak. Dib blushed, and Zim noticed this.

"You like her, don't you?" Zim asked Dib.

"What? No I don't!" Dib blushed even more.

"LIAR!" Zim yelled, "I'll tell you how to get her to notice you. Try throwing meat in her face."

"Whatever gave you that stupid idea?" Dib asked. Zim didn't answer. He just thought back to the first day Tak came into the classroom. "Well," Dib continued to himself, "If I'm going to get Tak to go to the dance with me, I should try to get the message to her."

"Your voice is stupid!"

Dib snapped back into reality, and realised he was already in the cafeteria. Had it been that long already? And how long had Gaz been staring at him?

"Gaz," Dib said to his sister, "I'm just gonna go over to Tak's table and pass this to her." He held up a flower.

"Meh," Gaz shrugged and went back to her game slave. Dib walked over to Tak, who was sitting at her table looking bored. He put the flower on her table. Tak looked at Dib.

"Um..." Dib went all nervous.

"Dib," Tak said, "What are you doing here?"

"Um," Dib said again, pushing the flower towards Tak, "Someone said to give you this."

Tak took the flower, sniffed it and sneezed. "Well you can tell them that I hate flowers," she said. Dib frowned, nodded sadly, and left.

Throughout the day, Dib tried to send out hints that he wanted Tak to go to the dance with him. Every attempt failed miserably. Afterwards Dib stopped trying.

IZ

Zim went home to his green house. The very minute he opened the door his robot dad stood in the doorway saying "Welcome home son." Zim shook his head and pushed past. Gir was pushing a banana down on his head, which was already covered in glue. Zim shrieked in horror. The whole room was a gooey mess of different things that made a nasty smell all together.

"Gir!" Zim yelled, "What did you do!?"

Gir sat up. "AH MADE POPSTICKS!"

"Pop-sticks?" Zim asked with one eyebrow raised. Gir pointed to a cow that was in the living room for some reason with a popsicle stick glued onto its head. Zim was confused.

"I also put my own boogers in it," Gir said. Zim held the part on his face where his nose should be and waved away the stink.

"Gir," Zim said in a held nose voice, "Cleed up dis bess. Ibe got to go down to deh lab." (Clean up this mess. I've got to go down to the lab.)

Zim went into the kitchen and flushed himself down the toilet. Only to find that the toilet was clogged with brown and green muck.

"GIR!!" Zim called out, "WHAT IS THIS!?"

"Oh," Gir said, "The cow pooped in there." Zim's scream was heard. Gir turned to the cow and said "HI COW!!!" before putting a sombrero on its head and shaking his butt at it.

So how was that first chapter? More coming soon. I promise.

Dib: This is an outrage! I do not love Tak!

Tak: You know, you're kind of funny.

Dib: Am not.

Gir: Are too! Are too! Dib and Tak! Sitting in a tree! KISSIN- Uh, how does the rest go again?

Zim: Silence, Gir! Thanks to you I'm covered in snot and dooky!

Gir: DOOOOKKYYYYY!!! Dooky, dooky, dooky!

Dib: (Holding nose and waving air) I can smell it from here.

Zim: I need a bath...