Hello again! As to why I'm doing this, well... I was bored and I'm trying to fill the gasps of not doing my other stories. But anyway, I'm planning to do 3 more Eriks if this one has at least some reviews. Hope you like it!
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How to get Punjabbed by Lerik:
1) Mess with his Don Juan in any way possible.
2) Paint the House on the Lake pink.
3) Hug him- Alot.
4) Ask Raoul over for tea without Christine.
5) Celabrate Christmas.
6) Celabrate his birthday with 'Over the Hill' things.
7) Shave all of Christine's hair off then give it to him for said birthday.
8) When he gets done taking a shower and sitting beside each other in slience, tell him he smells like a fop.
9) Sing Don Juan- Off key or perfect. (Either way he's going to be ticked.)
10) Be with him every waking moment